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[A_Curious_Cat]

I say we barricade the doors, then wait for them to break through and us and some other kids jump on them and pummel them with sticks and try to steal their weapons and kill them with them.

+1 it’s a plan.  It’s a plan.  Any plan is better than no plan…

That is horrifically untrue.  No plan is sometimes better than any plan.  especially here, Bay12, where plans often go to shit and we have to make stuff up as we go.    

It looks like pattern recognition means I would have to view fire backwards for it to work. Maybe if you guys showed me a movie or gif where that happens I could use pattern recognition backwards? Because right now it is just doing it forward like normal -

also, i am genuinely curious why nobody has taken his hint:  he learns by watching, so why have we not already stuffed his mind full of GIF's of people getting killed in horrible, magical ways?  at the very least we should already have him taught him how to force-choke something, or better yet, how to use emperor palpatine-type lightning. 

first, however, we should probably show him a gif of someone opening teleportation portals or something like that, so he can escape. 

Will this do?

[King Zultan]

Eye lasers are the way to go.

[Stirk]

I say we barricade the doors, then wait for them to break through and us and some other kids jump on them and pummel them with sticks and try to steal their weapons and kill them with them.

+1 it’s a plan.  It’s a plan.  Any plan is better than no plan…

That is horrifically untrue.  No plan is sometimes better than any plan.  especially here, Bay12, where plans often go to shit and we have to make stuff up as we go.    

It looks like pattern recognition means I would have to view fire backwards for it to work. Maybe if you guys showed me a movie or gif where that happens I could use pattern recognition backwards? Because right now it is just doing it forward like normal -

also, i am genuinely curious why nobody has taken his hint:  he learns by watching, so why have we not already stuffed his mind full of GIF's of people getting killed in horrible, magical ways?  at the very least we should already have him taught him how to force-choke something, or better yet, how to use emperor palpatine-type lightning. 

first, however, we should probably show him a gif of someone opening teleportation portals or something like that, so he can escape. 

If we go this route I'll still need a gif to try.

And you guys to vote on which one to use.

[A_Curious_Cat]

How’s this?

[King Zultan]

Looks good lets try that.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Looks good lets try that.

Yeah, teleportation seems best, right now.

[Maximum Spin]

Note that it doesn't show anyone coming *out* so this is indistinguishable from a disintegration orb.
Oh, never mind, heh, the gif wasn't working right until I reloaded the thread by virtue of having posted... but we SHOULD try a disintegration orb.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Note that it doesn't show anyone coming *out* so this is indistinguishable from a disintegration orb.
Oh, never mind, heh, the gif wasn't working right until I reloaded the thread by virtue of having posted... but we SHOULD try a disintegration orb.

I couldn’t find a disintegration orb.

Will a disintegration beam work?

[King Zultan]

You know what disintegrating people is a way better plan than just teleporting away.

[Stirk]

Note that it doesn't show anyone coming *out* so this is indistinguishable from a disintegration orb.
Oh, never mind, heh, the gif wasn't working right until I reloaded the thread by virtue of having posted... but we SHOULD try a disintegration orb.

I couldn’t find a disintegration orb.

Will a disintegration beam work?

I think that is three votes disintegration?

Everything is already disintegrating around me anyway so it can't hurt. I play the gif over and over inside my head wishing desperately that I'd have more than a handful of seconds to learn by pattern recognition. Maybe the image already being in my head will speed things up a bit? If I just access the image in place of forming my own...

I think...I think it is working! My hand shot out a blue laser thing that transformed a pew into blue mist. I have to make the face and hand motions but I think it is working!

With my new found power I vaporize the debris blocking the door, then the door itself so I can poke my head out and laser the elves to death!

...Only to stub my toe into an invisible book case. Which I watched turn into blue mist. All the children who arn't cowering in fear are just as confused as I am.

Maybe...maybe I just learned to do special effects since this isn't from "reality"? Like what happened when I copied the fire. So I have a fake laser since the laser shown to me was fake.

An invisibility beam can probably save us, right?

[Maximum Spin]

This is great. Just make the whole building invisible, and then the whole town, so that the attackers get confused because there is nothing to attack anymore and leave.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Will this help you get the disintegration right?





Edit:  WRT invisibility, are you sure you can reverse it when you need to?  I’m not sure if you and your friends want to be invisible for the rest of your lives…

[King Zultan]

Being invisible forever is better than being dead.

[A_Curious_Cat]

I say we first work on reversing the invisibility beam, make what we previously made invisible visible, and then use the gif from my previous post to make a functional disintegration spell.

[King Zultan]

Do we really need to make that stuff visible, I feel that's something that can wait for when we're safe.