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[Knightwing64]

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[RoseHeart]

Get a grant

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You could get a Nobel prize for your creation. There are so many applications for a five butt monkey kaiju. You put it in a jar to bring to the scientific community. You come out a secret tree exit in your backyard, and your sister says hi from the treehouse, surprising you...

You trip and the jar cracks. The kaiju begins growing to full size...breaking through the fence, and stomping off towards the city...

[Horizon]

Listen to the voice in my head, it tells me to burn everything! LIGHT IT ALL ON FIRE! AHAHAHA

[RoseHeart]

Listen to the voice in my head, it tells me to burn everything! LIGHT IT ALL ON FIRE! AHAHAHA

The butts launch flames, it does remind you of a giant monster movie. Hearing the screams snaps you out of it, it's time to fight fire with fire!!!

6
You launch your escape pod and it transform into a super robot. You launch missiles everywhere... hitting tons of buildings but missing the monster. After a moment of surprise it slaps you down, and goes back to its' rampage.

[King Zultan]

Oh well guess we can't defeat it, lets just go back home and pretend that didn't happen.

[Horizon]

No we will kick it's ass!

[RoseHeart]

Oh well guess we can't defeat it, lets just go back home and pretend that didn't happen.

No we will kick it's ass!

4
We need help... we need our sister. She is excited to help, annoyingly so. But when you both return to the battle, her robot is just dancing around.

[King Zultan]

Send the sister's robot to stand next to the 5 assed monkey, then blow it up.

[RoseHeart]

Send the sister's robot to stand next to the 5 assed monkey, then blow it up.

6
Your sister seems to have triggered the self destruct sequence, you tell her to stand next to the kaiju. The what now? Oh the monkey, like this? It fartblasts her directly into you, and both super robots are a tangled mess. You crawl out of you cockpit and press the abord self-destruct on her robot. The five butt-ed monster looms over both of you. Gulp.

[King Zultan]

Leave sister to die and teleport back to the lab.

[Horizon]

Save sis

[BlackPaladin99]

Save sis

-1

[Fluffe9911]

Leave sister to die and teleport back to the lab.

+1 (knowing how this show tends to work though this is going to comically backfire on us... then again it would comically backfire on us even if we tried to save the sister.)

[RoseHeart]

Leave sister to die and teleport back to the lab.

+1 (knowing how this show tends to work though this is going to comically backfire on us... then again it would comically backfire on us even if we tried to save the sister.)

2
Your sister walks over to the monkey and kicks it in the toe, calling it a big bully. You are shocked but the monster seems distracted. You teleport back to the lab. Meanwhile, your sister sees you left her, and starts to cry.

The monster scratches it's temple with one finger and frowns, sympathetically...

[Horizon]

Kill everything in the name of 'science'.