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[webadict]

Of course aliens exist.

It's just that they might not exist here.

I, for one, am an everyday normal human being doing normal human things.

[EuchreJack]

@Knightwing: Some of us might not have clearance to know about alien life.  I sure as hell don't.  This could be our first encounter with alien life.  Nasty.

@roseheart: Which is worse - Delta Green sending in a team where no Aliens exist, OR Delta Green failing to send in a team when Aliens DO exist?

@Web: How do you know aliens exist?

[EuchreJack]

@Skynet: Thanks for the role descriptions!

[RoseHeart]

@roseheart: Which is worse - Delta Green sending in a team where no Aliens exist, OR Delta Green failing to send in a team when Aliens DO exist?

Both are a mission fail, and equal in that regard. I leave anything deeper than that to my superiors.

[webadict]

@Web: How do you know aliens exist?

When you've been around as long as I have, you realize that there's just heaps of towns across the continental INSERT COUNTRY HERE that are just teeming with alien life forms. Heck, about a few months back, a bunch of Doppelgangers destroyed a whole town. You telling me that you joined Green Delta... And you don't believe in aliens?!?

That sounds like something an alien would say.

[Knightwing64]

Hmm. IT DOES

[Jim Groovester]

How do you do, fellow members of Delta Green.

In any case the only people who would try to convince me there aren't aliens are aliens.

Thoughts? Opinions? Belief in extraterrestrial life?

I have no direct evidence of the existence of alien life.

I, for one, am an everyday normal human being doing normal human things.

That's exactly what an alien would say!

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[webadict]

If I were truly an alien, wouldn't my auditory organ lack the vestigial aspects that normal humans have due to their weak psionic abilities?

[Jim Groovester]

. . .

I mean if you're actually an alien it benefits you none to make me think you're one.

[EuchreJack]

@roseheart: How do you think we'll find out if aliens have infiltrated the team?

[Jim Groovester]

@roseheart: How do you think we'll find out if aliens have infiltrated the team?

Who said anything about alien infiltration?

Are you an alien infiltrator?

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ^{dun     dun     dun}

[webadict]

. . .

I mean if you're actually an alien it benefits you none to make me think you're one.

True, but as a normal human, that is what I would do, using my brittle human bones instead of a system of fluid-filled organs and dying at the young age of 70 solar revolutions.

[EuchreJack]

Initial Reads (since this is a FAST game)
EuchreJack   
Jim Groovester: Paranoid Human
webadict: Agent Provocateur Human
Knightwing64: Neutral
Maximum Spin: Has not reported in
ToonyMan: Has not reported in
roseheart: Skeptical...maybe TOO skeptical

@Jim: Whoa Jimbo.  Remember, Human players want to vote Aliens if Aliens are on the team.  Aliens want Humans to vote No-Aliens if they exist.
It actually BENEFITS Humans to keep the pressure on the Aliens theory, since the Aliens (if they exist) want us to vote the other way.
Note, just knowing ONE alien is on the team is enough for a Human victory.  Actually figuring out WHO is the alien doesn't matter.

@Max: What do you think of the above?

@Toony: Who is most likely to be an alien currently?

[EuchreJack]

Actually, I suspect Jim of being an alien.
Since aliens don't have a scum chat, I feel Jim is giving advice to the aliens openly.  Which makes Jim an alien.

[Jim Groovester]

I know, Agent EuchreJack. As humans we must consider two possibilities, whereas aliens only have to convince humans that one possibility is the truth.

Actually, I suspect Jim of being an alien.
Since aliens don't have a scum chat, I feel Jim is giving advice to the aliens openly.  Which makes Jim an alien.

I want aliens to very quickly expose themselves because that makes my job very easy.