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Author Topic: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition  (Read 2850 times)

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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2021, 04:16:55 pm »

Things that contradict exist in parralell universes
The fourth light and sometimes there half light are eggs of some kind
Saurids hatch from eggs
All other life forms also hatch from eggs.
All matter feels extreme pain when decaying.
New matter is being created all the time from the half-light.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2021, 04:18:50 pm »

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All other life forms also hatch from eggs.
All matter feels extreme pain when decaying.
New matter is being created all the time from the half-light

The state of everything being referred to as 'dead' actually exists to conceptualize existence on the planes, wildly considered to be an afterlife from another reality.
Goblinoids have an intense rivalry with the Dwarves.
Everyone loves the Saurids.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2021, 04:30:25 pm »

The state of everything being referred to as 'dead' actually exists to conceptualize existence on the planes, wildly considered to be an afterlife from another reality.
Goblinoids have an intense rivalry with the Dwarves.
Everyone loves the Saurids.
Dwarves are made of crystal except for their springy heads
Darkness eggs can sometimes spawn within the bodies of those who sleep for too long
Saurids have hard scales
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2021, 07:11:39 pm »

Dwarves are made of crystal except for their springy heads
Darkness eggs can sometimes spawn within the bodies of those who sleep for too long
Saurids have hard scales

Dwarves have pickled organs.
When Darkness eggs hatch within a person, the Darkness bursts out through their chest, ripping it open and killing the owner.
Saurids have a species wide fascination with difficult-to-use weighing devices.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2021, 07:15:54 pm »

Dwarves have pickled organs.
When Darkness eggs hatch within a person, the Darkness bursts out through their chest, ripping it open and killing the owner.
Saurids have a species wide fascination with difficult-to-use weighing devices.

Dwarven organs are a delicacy.
Every sixteenth cosmic year, leaders from each of the planes gather to hold court.
Dwarves are easily the most technologically advanced sapients between the three planes.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2021, 07:21:36 pm »


Dwarven organs are a delicacy.
Every sixteenth cosmic year, leaders from each of the planes gather to hold court.
Dwarves are easily the most technologically advanced sapients between the three planes.
The shadows can enter the planes.  They then become demons.
Dwarves can mold Stone with their hands to a certain extent.
Elves gain knowledge by eating sentient creature body parts.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2021, 07:34:23 pm »

The shadows can enter the planes.  They then become demons.
Dwarves can mold Stone with their hands to a certain extent.
Elves gain knowledge by eating sentient creature body parts.
Do.
Do not.
There is no try.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2021, 07:52:22 pm »

Do.
Do not.
There is no try.
Contradictions are alive.
While everything may be symbolically dead, everything is also actually dead because of the zombie plague.
Nothing can die, though some things may eternal lie.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2021, 02:24:56 am »

Contradictions are alive.
While everything may be symbolically dead, everything is also actually dead because of the zombie plague.
Nothing can die, though some things may eternal lie.
Zebras are everywhere.
Zebras are made of thousands of smaller zebras.
Zebras violently explode when they get wet.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2021, 02:27:56 am »

Zebras are everywhere.
Zebras are made of thousands of smaller zebras.
Zebras violently explode when they get wet.
Zebras are only in one place, but there are a lot of them.
When zebras explode, they fission into smaller zebra isotopes.
The smallest zebras yet observed by science come in several types, and the larger zebras have different properties depending on what types of smaller zebras they are made from.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2021, 02:43:21 am »

Zebras are only in one place, but there are a lot of them.
When zebras explode, they fission into smaller zebra isotopes.
The smallest zebras yet observed by science come in several types, and the larger zebras have different properties depending on what types of smaller zebras they are made from.

There is heated disagreement between the Dwarves and the Goblinoids as to the correct pronunciation of “zebra”.
The Dwarves and the Goblinoids are in a race to develop ever-more-powerful zebra-based weaponry.
When zebras explode they also spread dung all over the place.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2021, 02:58:13 am »

There is heated disagreement between the Dwarves and the Goblinoids as to the correct pronunciation of “zebra”.
The Dwarves and the Goblinoids are in a race to develop ever-more-powerful zebra-based weaponry.
When zebras explode they also spread dung all over the place.
Dwarves pronounce it "Zauber".
Goblinoids pronounce it "<incoherent mumbling>".
Nobody pronounces it "zehbra".
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2021, 03:00:35 am »

Dwarves pronounce it "Zauber".
Goblinoids pronounce it "<incoherent mumbling>".
Nobody pronounces it "zehbra".
When zebras explode they also spread smaller zebras all over the place.
Potatoes are sentient.
Books eat people.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2021, 03:06:33 am »

When zebras explode they also spread smaller zebras all over the place.
Potatoes are sentient.
Books eat people.
People eat books.
Zebras eat other zebras and integrate their subzebras into themselves to grow.
All books are always on fire.
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Re: Two Truths One Lie: Deoty Edition
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2021, 03:21:31 am »

People eat books.
Zebras eat other zebras and integrate their subzebras into themselves to grow.
All books are always on fire.
The planes of existence hate each other, especially Delta and Pan Am.
The planes of existence love each other, especially Delta and Pan Am.
Plants are sentient.
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