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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!  (Read 13364 times)

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #210 on: October 27, 2021, 03:25:15 am »

A - We can't just burninate the boat, cos we want to recover our Hoard, but I'm sure we can punish them suitably despite the impediment
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« Reply #211 on: October 27, 2021, 03:45:43 am »

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« Reply #212 on: October 27, 2021, 03:53:37 am »

A

We actually have sailors, so we could probably work something out.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2021, 04:04:27 am by Devastator »
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #213 on: October 27, 2021, 08:34:58 am »

A A A A A A A
DEATH TO THE PIRATES!
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« Reply #214 on: October 27, 2021, 08:43:45 am »

A, we will drag back our people and Hoard. No one touches the Hoard without consequence.
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« Reply #215 on: October 27, 2021, 10:58:28 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #216 on: October 27, 2021, 11:31:08 am »

Obviously A.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #217 on: October 27, 2021, 04:43:42 pm »

No hesitance. No mercy.

Two of the pirate ships lie scuttled by the shore. Men and women strike away with hammer and axe, breaking down the keels for new boats and dock-timber. One of them is quick enough, to point out for you a spot under the horizon: "They went there, the #@&%?*!$," she says. "Where the Smith tempers his iron."

"The Smith?"
"About a corner-turn from the little moon. You'll know it when you see it."
Nodding, you hurl yourself into the evening.

As the stars wheel over the water, you see the promised constellation rise and fall: when you close your third eyelids, it really does look like a human lowering something into the ocean. He raises a hammer over his head, in a solemn, exaggerated gesture.



The Smith rises and falls twice, as you fly relentless over the waves… no warm updrafts to carry you, not in the hard southern winter. No food on the cruel ocean, save the odd albatross or panicked fish. Your anger sustains you, burning away at some reserve in your magicks.

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As the sun rises on the third day, you realize you've flown too fast and too far for any human vessel—you must've passed it! Backtracking, you comb the area; back and forth, navigating by the sun…

…and see it.

Surely they've seen you in kind.


How many will die?
A) NO PIRATE SURVIVES!
B) Kill as many as necessary to secure a surrender. Maybe they'll be useful.

How will you kill them?
A) No quarter. Full assault until surrender or extinction.
B) Play it careful. Strike down any immediate threats, then play the intimidation game.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #218 on: October 27, 2021, 04:47:12 pm »

AA

I also want, when we get home, to have someone scribe an angry letter to the king for claiming homage from us without being able to defend our land while we were executing our feudal duty.
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« Reply #219 on: October 27, 2021, 04:54:49 pm »

AB, with a dash of AA if they don't surrender quickly enough for our tastes.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #220 on: October 27, 2021, 04:57:15 pm »

BA Also if anyone is going to secretly write a angry letter I bet 100 HOARD its going to be Myrre
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« Reply #221 on: October 27, 2021, 05:00:12 pm »

B and A.

B, because the pirates might have taken captives and no sense in accidently killing our people.  Plus someone has to survive in order to spread the message NOT TO STEAL OUR STUFF.

A, because we aren't here to negotiate with people who stole our stuff.  Kill them until they beg for mercy.  Then we can grant it or not.

We should save the angry letter in case we're asked why we're building a navy.  (Or sea fortifications or such.)

(Also, I don't think there are any bad choices here.)

..Oh, we should also eat them.  People who steal from us get eaten sounds like a good precedent.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2021, 05:35:59 pm by Devastator »
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« Reply #222 on: October 27, 2021, 06:49:00 pm »

B and A.

B, because the pirates might have taken captives and no sense in accidently killing our people.  Plus someone has to survive in order to spread the message NOT TO STEAL OUR STUFF.

A, because we aren't here to negotiate with people who stole our stuff.  Kill them until they beg for mercy.  Then we can grant it or not.

We should save the angry letter in case we're asked why we're building a navy.  (Or sea fortifications or such.)

(Also, I don't think there are any bad choices here.)

..Oh, we should also eat them.  People who steal from us get eaten sounds like a good precedent.

We have no idea where they've been. One should always cook their food before eating. Given we need the ship intact to drag it back..
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« Reply #223 on: October 27, 2021, 07:00:18 pm »

I was thinking about dragging it back, but since it took multiple days of flying while unencumbered to get to the ship, dragging it back may be asking a lot.  Depending on relative size, I could see us having to sleep on the boat before flying back.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2021, 07:12:59 pm by Devastator »
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #224 on: October 27, 2021, 10:27:50 pm »

Absolutely BA. Strike the fear of dragon into their hearts.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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