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Elephant Parade

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Roll to Brew
« on: May 20, 2021, 06:54:55 pm »
You are SOME SORT OF ALCHEMIST. You've rented a counter at the local ALCHEMY LAB; it comes with a SINK, a set of WACKY FLASKS, access to the INGREDIENT BIN, and a BOOTH AT THE SUNDAY MARKET to sell your concoctions. A solid list of perks... but rent is due MONDAY, and you're FLAT BROKE, so you might not have access to them for long.

What kind of ALCHEMIST are you, and what will you do at the lab on this fine WEDNESDAY afternoon?
« Last Edit: May 20, 2021, 06:57:20 pm by Elephant Parade »
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2021, 07:12:34 pm »
We are an experimentalist, always striving to come up with new concoctions.

Today, we will be using white fuming nitric acid to nitrate glycerol.


Edit:  clarified what we will be doing.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2021, 01:06:03 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2021, 12:56:06 am »
We are a Druggist, always striving to come up with new ways to take peoples money help people.

Today, we will be creating methamphetamine super happy fun time drugs.
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2021, 01:06:46 am »
Edited post.
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2021, 06:56:14 pm »
well first i'll take a cheese grater to the tree in my yard, so i can boil down something i can scrape.

look, most things are just really bad good for you.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2021, 09:16:49 pm »
Personally, I think we should either nitrate glycerin, or we should nitrate toluene not once, not twice, but thrice!  Either way, the result should be a blast!
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2021, 04:01:55 am »
+1 toExperimentalist, but let’s see what we have in the ingredients bin before we risk blowing ourselves up
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2021, 12:15:39 pm »
Lets start with a simple traditional lager. How about a pilsner?
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2021, 03:32:21 pm »
We will be making Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2021, 03:49:59 pm »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on July 24, 2021, 03:32:21 pm
We will be making Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2021, 05:17:48 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on July 24, 2021, 03:49:59 pm
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on July 24, 2021, 03:32:21 pm
We will be making Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
+1
-1

We need to make something with a bit more of a bang.
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2021, 01:44:19 am »
I also -1 that as well because I also desire explosions!
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2021, 04:34:50 pm »
lets make Trinitrotoluene ( TNT) and test it on our neighbor
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2021, 04:36:30 pm »
Quote from: BlackPaladin99 on July 26, 2021, 04:34:50 pm
lets make Trinitrotoluene ( TNT) and test it on our neighbor

Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on June 10, 2021, 09:16:49 pm
Personally, I think we should either nitrate glycerin, or we should nitrate toluene not once, not twice, but thrice!  Either way, the result should be a blast!
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Re: Roll to Brew
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2021, 04:40:19 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on July 26, 2021, 04:36:30 pm
Quote from: BlackPaladin99 on July 26, 2021, 04:34:50 pm
lets make Trinitrotoluene ( TNT) and test it on our neighbor

Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on June 10, 2021, 09:16:49 pm
Personally, I think we should either nitrate glycerin, or we should nitrate toluene not once, not twice, but thrice!  Either way, the result should be a blast!

+1, and blast our neighbors with it.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 30, 2019, 01:11:45 pm
We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

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