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[EuchreJack]

Great, am I dead yet?

Look around the darkness. Brace for impact, if apparently falling.

Spoiler: P‼º (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array variable of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

You're not sure.  It's dark.  You're bracing for impact. _{No, you're not dead yet, but I would keep your character generator handy.  Intelligence isn't a dump stat...}

[Egan_BW]

"kkrticti! Cckrickckckkckkckc kc krtik ksrictics!"

I dunno keep chasing them lol

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[King Zultan]

"Huzza I have retrieved my crown, regained my thrown, killed my enemy, and gained a knight, what a good day it is to be KING!"
It is time to set out again and obtain a new weapon with the help of Sir Purrs-a-lot.

[Strik3r]

Strik3r hasn't responded where they are located (they're a combination of ashes sliding around, so I'm really not sure where they are, plus I totally had your past self burning the parts of Strik3r outside THE DOOR for some reason.

Sorry, i just happened to be asleep. I guess i was in THE HALLWAY when i took my last action. Assuming i successfully slid into THE ROOM...

Reform into a humanoid composed of ash, and... DANCE!

Spoiler: Char sheet (click to show/hide)

Description: A 4-dimensional eldritch entity. Current physical body is a pile of ashes.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dance.  Just dance.  Yell for the people on the other side of the door to bring me Italian.

[EuchreJack]

Great, am I dead yet?

Look around the darkness. Brace for impact, if apparently falling.

Spoiler: P‼º (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array variable of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

You're not sure.  It's dark.  You're bracing for impact. _{No, you're not dead yet, but I would keep your character generator handy.  Intelligence isn't a dump stat...}

"kkrticti! Cckrickckckkckkckc kc krtik ksrictics!"

I dunno keep chasing them lol

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

You catch up with them! You successfully Charm them into not resisting as you recover your pants off their terrified frame.

"Huzza I have retrieved my crown, regained my thrown, killed my enemy, and gained a knight, what a good day it is to be KING!"
It is time to set out again and obtain a new weapon with the help of Sir Purrs-a-lot.

King Zultan II and Sir Purrs-a-lot stumble upon a Shed and find an AXE!

Strik3r hasn't responded where they are located (they're a combination of ashes sliding around, so I'm really not sure where they are, plus I totally had your past self burning the parts of Strik3r outside THE DOOR for some reason.

Sorry, i just happened to be asleep. I guess i was in THE HALLWAY when i took my last action. Assuming i successfully slid into THE ROOM...

Reform into a humanoid composed of ash, and... DANCE!

Spoiler: Char sheet (click to show/hide)

Description: A 4-dimensional eldritch entity. Current physical body is a pile of ashes.

No problems, Egan and Meth just were responding a lot at similar times and their responses meshed so well I pushed their stories along.  Your timing is "fairly normal".

A humanoid ash pile starts dancing in THE ROOM.  This seems perfectly normal to everyone else in THE ROOM, and actually cleans the place up a bit as tiny bits of other ashes join Strik3r.  This in turn seems to make the ash humanoid quite happy.

Dance.  Just dance.  Yell for the people on the other side of the door to bring me Italian.

Dance party!
"Yeah bring us Italian!"

[Egan_BW]

Pants!

Alright, bring those pants back home and bake some pants-shaped bread in them.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[EuchreJack]

Pants!

Alright, bring those pants back home and bake some pants-shaped bread in them.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

Roll up a domicile.

[methylatedspirit]

Damn. Down a pair of pants, and nothing to show for it. Have I landed yet?

Look around the darkness to check if I've landed. Keep bracing, just in case.

Spoiler: ÿÆΩ═¡àσ (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

[Egan_BW]

Roll up a domicile.

1d20: 18

[EuchreJack]

Damn. Down a pair of pants, and nothing to show for it. Have I landed yet?

Look around the darkness to check if I've landed. Keep bracing, just in case.

Spoiler: ÿÆΩ═¡àσ (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

You seem to be on solid ground.

Pants!

Alright, bring those pants back home and bake some pants-shaped bread in them.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

Roll up a domicile.

1d20: 18

You return to your apartment in a nearby building, apt. # 18 on the first floor.  You bake some delicious pants-shaped bread!

[Egan_BW]

|̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄ gazes upon the wonderful legs-shaped bread. Wonderful.

But hmm, is something missing? What is it?

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[methylatedspirit]

Try to seduce the darkness into giving me a flashlight.

Spoiler: Segmentation fault (core dumped) (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

[King Zultan]

Take the axe and Sir Purrs-a-lot back to that DOOR from earlier, then use the axe to get through the wall next to THE DOOR as wall is weaker than DOOR.

[Imic]

MURDER THE DOOR