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[methylatedspirit]

Eat the muffin made of ill-defined people nonchalantly.

[Superdorf]

DOWN. BASEMENTS HAVE AXES, RIGHT?

[King Zultan]

Become ENRAGED at the person that stole my crown, find and kill him, then make an axe out of his corpse!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Become SCARED of the person that I stole the crown from, if he finds me, kill him, then make a drill out of his corpse!

Also, knight the cat and keep it as my personal retainer.

[EuchreJack]

Eat the muffin made of ill-defined people nonchalantly.

Yummy!

DOWN. BASEMENTS HAVE AXES, RIGHT?

Superdorf rushes down the stairs towards the basement, yet another DOOR blocks his way to the basement!  In rage, he grabs a Fire Axe from the nearby red box and smashes it into the basement DOOR.  The Fire Axe gets stuck in this DOOR, as it appears to be made out of metal instead of wood...

Become ENRAGED at the person that stole my crown, find and kill him, then make an axe out of his corpse!

King Zultan II is on the warpath, but does not find the Cat King this turn.

Become SCARED of the person that I stole the crown from, if he finds me, kill him, then make a drill out of his corpse!

Also, knight the cat and keep it as my personal retainer.

Sir Kat seems content to follow you around as you skulk in the shadows, hiding from King Zultan II.

At this point, THE DOOR opens a crack.  There is a CHAIN on THE DOOR.  It is made of pure steel.  It is inscribed with words of strength.

"Hey, could you keep it down out there?  We're having a party.  Could you bring us back some more FOOD?"

A few muffins are tossed out and THE DOOR slams back shut.

[Egan_BW]

Well, better turn Meth into muffins, too. The cycle of life~

[methylatedspirit]

Hand Egan a bottle of denatured alcohol (= methylated spirits) in a plea to prevent myself from being turned into muffins.

[Superdorf]

No! Foolish dorf! Pull very hard on axe!

[Egan_BW]

Chug an entire bottle of denatured alcohol, becoming one with the muffins.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Say "knock knock" but without knocking on THE DOOR.

[King Zultan]

Use my RAGE to create a weapon from whatever's nearby, then use my weapon and RAGE to kill the guy that took my crown.

[Egan_BW]

Hand Zultan a muffin.

[methylatedspirit]

Watch as Egan gets (probably) poisoned by the denatured alcohol.

[Imic]

USE MAGIC FOOD POWERS TO TURN DOOR INTO MUFFINS!

[Strik3r]

REGROW ALL MY SEPERATE BITS INTO CLONES OF MYSELF! like a starfish.
(Including all the parts that are inside other people.)
^{Being an eldritch entity really does have its perks.}