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[EuchreJack]

Several people are in front of THE DOOR.  No response this turn to any actions, note that the hinges hold up to minor tampering, and THE DOOR refuses to go home with Kassire.

THE DOOR remains there, unmoved by your plight.

What do you do next?

edit: since King Zultan is dead by the strict reading of his post, he can roll up a new character.  For neatness, his remains, if there ever were in our reality, return to the plane from which he came.

[Egan_BW]

DOOR

[Strik3r]

THREATEN TO TURN THE DOOR INTO A CHAIR!

[Starver]

Pretend to be a guard who either always lies or always tells the truth, but in reality is always pretending to be a guard.

[Demonic Spoon]

Philosophize about when is a door not a door. The more common conclusion is primus: a door is not a door if its hinges are destroyed, but there is also the more subversive secundus, a door is not a door if it is fused to the wall, becoming part of it.

Anyway, observe surroundings. Are there other doors?

[EuchreJack]

Pretend to be a guard who either always lies or always tells the truth, but in reality is always pretending to be a guard.

As you are now THE DOOR GUARD, you may respond to other players.  Congrats! _{This of course is all in your head}

[EuchreJack]

Anyway, observe surroundings. Are there other doors?

There are in fact other doors, mostly identical in fact, but only one DOOR.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Diplomatically negotiate with the door.

[Demonic Spoon]

Open DOOR

Failing that, open other doors.

[VoidSlayer]

Rally the other doors to side against the ultimate door!

[Screech9791]

Open a door in the wall next to the door, by systematically disassembling it one square foot at a time with my super laser gun thing pew pew

[A_Curious_Cat]

Use my drill to drill to lock on the door, thus unlocking the door.  After this, open it.

[a1s]

If I were to ask THE DOOR GUARD "If I were to ask THE DOOR GUARD "does THE DOOR lead to freedom?" what would he say?" what would he say?

[methylatedspirit]

Attempt to run the following command on the DOOR:

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gcc -dumpmachine

[Imic]

EAT THE DOOR!