DONT DIE, COMPLY WITH SWAT, LAY DOWN AND KEEP HANDS WHERE THEY CAN SEE THEM!
(6) You immediately drop down on the floor, put your hands over your head, and wait for the SWAT people say what to do next, the only bad thing is you hurt your nose when you dropped down.
Show the SWAT my official plane caretaker license and heal the plane while giving it a comforting hug, I promise to give it extra desert.
(Showing the SWAT people your plane caretaker's license = 5) You quickly get out of the plane and flash your Plane Caretaker's license at the SWAT team, they seem to accept that and let you go about your duties.
(Healing and hugging the plane = 6) You then rush towards the front of the plane and give it a big hug, then you use your healing magic to heal it, but you not able to heal it very much for some reason.
The plane has sort of landed and somewhat crashed and is now sitting on the landing strip at the airport and is quickly being surrounded by SWAT trucks and men with guns. Also Cthulhu is here and he's pissed.
AND there is a live missile in the plane.
>Detonate the live missile after having it launched at the SWAT trucks.
(Launching the missile at the SWAT trucks = 3) No matter what you do you can't seem to get the rockets on the missile to go, so you just throw it out the door of the plane and it lands halfway between the plane and the SWAT trucks.
(Detonating the missile = 2) You try the detonator but no matter what you do to it the missile doesn't react, maybe your detonator doesn't go to this missile.
(How do the SWAT teams react = 4) They start yelling about a bomb then start moving back away from the missile then taking cover again and call over the bomb squad.
Put the parachute on the guy with the cane and go back to sleep
(5) You walk over to the cane guy and put your parachute on him then walk over to a nice looking seat and fall asleep.
Keep my eye on the ceiling hole peasant while everyone tries to gets the swat teams attention.
Oh hold on your clothes do look fancy... I apologize for the intrusion my fine fellow, now you mr make a hole in the ceiling and drop down like he owns the place on the other hand will have some explaining to do if you don't want me and my compatriots to whack you senseless. Regardless it seems we have at least partly landed so come on everyone lets wave out of the windows and wait for our fine patriotic men in blue to save us from our inconvenient situation.
(Keeping an eye on ceiling peasant = 4) You start watching the ceiling peasant who walks over to you, hands you a parachute, then he falls asleep in a nearby seat.
(Others getting SWAT teams attention = 5) They quickly go to the windows, start waving their arms and yelling, after a few minutes of this the SWAT teams seem to acknowledge your group and seem to start talking to each other about it.
Possess the leader of the SWAT guys and order them to storm the plane and kill everyone (and anything) onboard.
(Possessing the leader of the SWAT guys = 5) You stop possessing the guy you were possessing and quickly fly over to the SWAT teams and after a few minutes of looking around you finally find out who's in charge and possess him.
(Ordering everyone to storm the plane and kill everyone = 3) You then order everyone to rush the plane and to kill everyone, a few people start moving forward but most of them start questing your motive as to why they should kill everyone.
Download a group of Ugandan Knuckles.
Terraform the entirety of the cargo hold into small biome fit for the said echidnas using more downloaded memes, complete with meme plants and the teletubbie sun.
Then watch the group of Ugandan Knuckles reproduce, compete and evolve. As they are the only tetrapods in the biome, they will take advantage of the variety of vacant niches and evolve into a plethora of forms, since they have no competition.
(Downloading Ugandan Knuckles = 5) You download Ugandan Knuckles until you have twenty of them.
(Terraforming the cargo hold into a biome fit for the Ugandans using more memes = 3) You the begin trying to terraform the cargo hold, but you lack the tools needed to do that so you just dump some of the suitcases out into the floor and call it land.
(Adding meme plants to the biome = 3) You search and search but you can't seem to find anything but some laughing flowers, so you download them.
(Adding the teletubbie sun = 5) You do manage to download a small version of the teletubbie sun and place it near the ceiling.
(Watching the Ugandan Knuckles live in this new environment = 3) You watch them living in this new environment and after a few minutes you see that they don't seem happy in it, also the Nayan cats and doge's seem to be hassling them.
(Do they evolve to fill the vacant niches in the environment = 1) You watch them for a few minutes more before finally yelling in frustration that they aren't evolving fast enough and that they should have done that already as it's been thirty minutes.
Enter the portal to plane hell and go meet Old Crash, its evil lord, in his black control tower that lures planes into crashing.
Tell him that the Airbus A380 in wich I was flying aboard was meant to crash far better than it did, and try convincing to teleport it back in the sky.
Then, return inside the airplane.
(Entering Plane hell and meeting Old Crash = 1) As you approach the Black Control Tower of Old Crash you get ambushed by TSA agents who drag you off into the dark depths of the dark airport where you are questioned about things you have nothing to do with.
Go to the cockpit to say "Good luck, we're all counting on you."
(5) You quickly run into the cockpit and say "Good luck, we're all counting on you." to the confused pilot and copilot then run back out.
"LISTEN UP PEOPLE! WE AREN'T OUT OF THE WOODS YET! THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO GET EVEN UGLIER! QUICK, THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN - JUST, GRAB A PAIR OF THESE WINGS EACH AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! UH, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, I GUESS?! GO!"
DISTRIBUTE MORE WINGS
RUN THROUGH CABIN DROPPING BOXES IN DIFFERENT SEATING SECTIONS FOR SELF-SERVE THING
WHEN EITHER OUT OF WINGS OR INNOCENT FOLK SEEM TO HAVE ENOUGH PAIRS TO GO 'ROUND, RETURN TO AIRPLANE TOILET WHERE THIS WHOLE NIGHTMARE BEGAN
(Distributing more wings = 4) You pass out even more wings to the economy passengers, who all then fly out out of the plane.
(Dropping boxes for self-serve wing getting = 2) You thought about this but decided against it.
(Distributing the boxes of wings until gone or run people that need them = 6) So instead you go through the rest of economy class, then head to business class, then to first class, and finally the cockpit, with that done everybody on board that's still alive and isn't trying to kill everyone has been given wings.
(Returning to the bathroom = 4) And with that you return to the bathroom pick up the door and place it back on the hinges and close yourself in.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(4) He's still pissed and he would be killing people but they've all left the plane so he decides to trash stuff instead, and starts smashing the seats in economy class.
How do they react to what's happening.
(3) They start putting up barriers around the plane to take cover behind, they also seem to be taken aback by a bunch of the passengers using wings to fly out of the plane.
The plane is on the ground and is surrounded by SWAT teams, there's a live/dud missile between the plane and SWAT teams with the bomb squad inbound, and Cthulhu is still pissed.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: In bathroom
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute
Rockeater: entrenching tool
Starver:
Condition of plane: 72%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Cockpit door is gone.
First class cabin is barricaded.
One of the bathrooms doesn't have a door.
Scratched all to hell.
A few days worth of supplies in first class.
There's a hole in the wall between economy and business class.
There is a "biome" in the cargo hold filled with twenty Ugandan Knuckles and several laughing flowers, also there is the teletubies sun, the Ugandan Knuckles don't seem to like this place and Nayan cat and doges are hassling them.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 56
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
Total: 10
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