I close the portal I just opened. I also let loose a powerful blast of plane karma that relaxes them. After that, I won’t rest till I get rid of that damn stickiness.
(Closing the portal to Plane Hell = 3) You preform a ritual to make the portal go away, but it seems you missed a step as the portal only gets a little smaller instead of going away.
(Using plane karma to calm the passengers = 2) You let loose your plane karma and it doesn't seem to do anything to the passengers.
(Getting rid of the stickiness = 6) You go over the entire plane and remove all the stickiness, but while your going to get rid of the stickiness you accidentally drop it and fall over into it covering yourself in sticky.
I escape back into the plane through the portal before Knightwing64 can close it, possessing one of the nearby passengers. I then make another passenger jump out of the plane. I continue forcing passengers to jump out of the plane until there are no more passengers.
I also praise Cthulhu. Loudly.
(Getting back into the plane through the portal = 5) You quickly escape hell by getting into plane hell then exiting through the portal.
(Possessing one of the nearby passengers = 5) Before anyone can react you jump into some random guy and possess him.
(Making passengers jump out of the plane = 3) You grab a guy and try to shove him out of the plane, but he grabs a doorway and keeps you from shoving him further.
(Continuing forcing passengers to jump out of the plane = 6) You continue to try to shove him out but as you finally get him out the door he grabs and pulls you out of the plane, you now find yourself and some other guy falling through the air.
(Praising Cthulhu loudly = 6) As you fall you start to loudly praise Cthulhu, when suddenly you feel that you have been blessed by him, but you do feel you need to kill several people in order to keep the blessing.
resume piloting the plane, there are still 5 more turns till we can land and get all this insanity sorted out.
(3) You go back to flying the plane, but suddenly your interrupted by a cat.
Now that I have entered the cockpit unbeknown to anyone, leap in feline splendor, and knock the copilot unconscious with the handle of my kusarigama.
Thereafter, disarm the pilot of his fire extinguisher (or of anything he finds to protect himself) with the weighted chain of my weapon, and menace him with the blade of my weapon, forcing him to reroute the plane towards Japan, where cats are (or shall be) all-powerful.
(Knocking the copilot out = 4) You quickly jump onto the back of the copilot's seat and smack him in the back of the head knocking him unconscious.
(Taking the fire extinguisher from the pilot = 3) You swing your chain at the fire extinguisher, but all you manage to do is knock it to the floor.
(Threatening the pilot = You 3 VS Him 4) You hold your weapon on him but he doesn't give into your threats as he tells you about how what your wanting might crash the plane.
Panickedly point out that we are piloting the plane and that knocking out the co-pilot will make it that much easier for someone or something to cause it to crash. Also point out that we are closer to the airport than japan, and that they can take a plane from there to japan instead of hijacking this one!
(4) You explain you the situation to the cat but it doesn't seem to listen.
Dream of Japan.
(5) You have happy dreams about wandering around Japan and seeing the sights.
HARPOON INTO A STRAY CHOPPER, THE MERMAIDS OF THE SKY
(6) You jump from the ruined corpse of Moby plane onto a nearby helicopter, but you've accidentally slammed your harpoon into the engine and the helicopter is starting to fall towards the ground.
Set transponder code to 7500 and Defend myself and my co-pilot from physical harm!
(4) While you do manage to set the transponder code to 7500, but you didn't manage to protect the copilot as the cat is to fast.
>Sabotage the engines for shits and giggles, and order my diemons to kill everyone in sight that isn't me or their fellow diemons.
(Sabotaging the engines = 4) You rush out of the plane and slam your sword through every engine on the plane.
(Diemon 1 killing = 5) He rushes through economy class killing anyone nearby.
(Diemon 2 killing = 3) He only kills a few people.
(Diemon 3 killing = 4) He kills several people.
(Diemon 4 killing = 4) He also kills several people.
Try to get the acid outof my system.
Then try to fix the engines.
(Getting the acid out of your system = 3) You start vomiting out the acid, but you only manage to get rid of some of it.
(Fixing the engines = 3) You quickly jump into action and start to work fixing the engines, but you only manage to fix one of them.
"OH YEAH, ASSHOLE?! MAYBE I WILL!"
INHALE HAND SANITISER UNTIL I SEE GOD
THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH
(Inhaling hand sanitizer until you see god = 4) You hold your head back and pour the entire bottle of hand sanitiser down your nose, and a few minutes later you arrive in heaven and find yourself in front of god.
(Punching god in the mouth = 5) Before god can react you jump up, run forward, and punch him in the mouth, which causes him to fall backwards.
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, possessed a guy, falling through the air, blessed by Cthulhu
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, slightly tripping on LSD, sad
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 4 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword", trapped in hazmat suit
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Stuck in the bathroom
Condition of plane: 85%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
The plane has one engine working out of four.
Number of turns until destination reached: 4
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 60
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Others: 4
Total: 6
Number of passengers:
First Class: 11
Business Class: 67
Economy Class: 278
Total: 356
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