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[Mephansteras]

Ok, I'm going to close sign-ups and start getting the game going. It'll start sometime today.

[Mephansteras]

Warning alarms blare out across the station, and all of you assemble in the main mess hall.

There, on the main screen, is an emergency message from the Station AI.

!!ATTENTION!!

!!ATTENTION!!

!!ATTENTION!!

3 DOPPELGANGER PODS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE STATION CARGO BAYS.

INITIATE EMERGENCY DOPPELGANGER PROCEDURES.

ANY SUSPECTED DOPPELGANGERS ARE TO BE EJECTED VIA THE PRIMARY AIRLOCK.

!!COMPLIANCE IS MANDATORY!!

[The message goes on repeat for a while]

You all look at one another with expressions of distrust.

You’ve all heard the stories about doppelganger infestations before. Nasty affairs. And you all know what to do.

It seems that you’ll need to vote on who’s the most likely doppelganger and toss them out of the airlock.

Good luck. Your lives do, in fact, hang in the balance.

Game is live! Day 1 will go until ~5pm Pacific Monday.

Thanks to roseheart for bonus artwork during this game!

[webadict]

Why the fuck is my agent not getting me bigger billing?

[TricMagic]

Why the fuck is my agent not getting me bigger billing?

Because this is an Among Us parody. And you're Red.

[webadict]

Anyway, ToonyMan, wanna do that thing where we waste time trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind all the things we say?

Obligatory, I am a Sneak, because it always works. I am also lying about this. And not like the last time I played this game type of lying, but like the regular type of lying where I'm actually not telling the truth.

Why the fuck is my agent not getting me bigger billing?

Because this is an Among Us parody. And you're Red.

I swear, the vents were like that before I crawled through them.

[TricMagic]

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Hello all who have gathered here today. For whatever reason we've all been hired to Silence One Another. If you have claims to make, go ahead, prove me wrong.

[Jim Groovester]

All: Who is excited?

I am very excited.

TricMagic, Luckyowl, heydude6, juicebox, IcyTea31: I don't know anything about any of you so tell me what I should think about you and why I should believe your own self assessment.

ToonyMan, you were in the previous two Bastard Paranormals and since they were ten and eight years ago I'm sure you have a perfect recollection of them. What clues about the bastardness of this game might those two games suggest?

Also, been a while, nice to see you again, etc. etc.

Shakerag, you were also in the last Bastard Paranormal. wtf is going on? Also stop working and play mafia.

[TricMagic]

Also, I claim Black as my color.

[4maskwolf]

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Hello all who have gathered here today. For whatever reason we've all been hired to Silence One Another. If you have claims to make, go ahead, prove me wrong.

I claim Human Vigilante with a natural mind shield.

[TricMagic]

Not going to work 4maskwolf, that's anti-town behavior. Let's kill the dopps first before anything else..

[webadict]

Not going to work 4maskwolf, that's anti-town behavior. Let's kill the dopps first before anything else..

Well, it seems a bit unfair that 4mask gets voted, but I don't. I was rolefishing just like he was.

Anyway, I agree. 4maskwolf.

[4maskwolf]

Not going to work 4maskwolf, that's anti-town behavior. Let's kill the dopps first before anything else..

That's adorable.

[Jim Groovester]

I claim Human Vigilante with a natural mind shield.

I mean you could be telling the truth but vig with mind shield is about the most Exterminator fake claim you could make.

4maskwolf.

[webadict]

I claim Human Vigilante with a natural mind shield.

I mean you could be telling the truth but vig with mind shield is about the most Exterminator fake claim you could make.

4maskwolf.

Nah, he could've said he was also a Kook.

[4maskwolf]

I claim Human Vigilante with a natural mind shield.

I mean you could be telling the truth but vig with mind shield is about the most Exterminator fake claim you could make.

4maskwolf.

Nah, he could've said he was also a Kook.

It was tempting, ngl.