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Author Topic: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater  (Read 1267 times)

Haspen

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Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« on: October 23, 2020, 05:12:49 pm »

You just've moved in to a small, previously abandoned house at the top of the Cinderthorne Hill. Compared to other places of note:

It is located to the south of the Oxrest. King Fabulus and Queen Blondelina rule fairly over their happy people.
It is located to the west of the Ventmar Berg. An icy-cold mountain, at which base the great forest of Knygthewoods grows.
It is located to the north of Dreadborg swamplands. Many beasts lurk and many evil roots dig into the muddy dirt.
It is located to the east of Neverworry farmfields. Nothing exciting ever happens there.

After spending a dozen years tutored by the Elder Baba, April Manglyeong, you've decided to start the witch-craft on your own!

Your inventory:

Flying Broom, for quick travel between places of interest, restricted by this game's size to just regional features!
4 Bony Marbles, which can be used to build stuff and shape the land to your fancy!
4 Noxious Herbs, to brew poison brews, love brews, and poisonous love brews, or anything you like really!
4 Newt's Eyes, to summon monsters and bewitch humanoids to do your bidding!
4 Death Crystals, to cast hexes, curses, ailments and doomspells upon your enemies!
4 Phials of Virgin Blood, to commune with demons, devils, and other cthulhumanoids!

This sickeningly sweet mixture of fresh air, colorful flower patches and peaceful countryside life gotta end, lest your stomach twists upside down.

The most important business at the moment would be...

...

....

.....remembering your name. You're pretty sure it was super cool and evil. Right?

Enter Witch's name.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2020, 05:59:16 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 05:20:24 pm »
Zelda. No relation to that backwater princess, of course.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 05:21:21 pm »
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.....remembering your name. You're pretty sure it was super cool and evil. Right?

Yes. Our name is Super Cool and Evil.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 05:22:27 pm »
Scrimphla Rotwater.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 05:23:23 pm »
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2020, 05:59:06 pm »
Quote from: Rockeater on October 23, 2020, 05:23:23 pm
Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on October 23, 2020, 05:22:27 pm
Scrimphla Rotwater.
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Right, of course! Your name is Scrimphla Rotwater!

There's so much to do around here.

So much to rot, so much to destroy, so much to bewitch and bespoil!

What are you gonna do?
« Last Edit: October 23, 2020, 06:15:16 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2020, 06:08:14 pm »
Nothing ever happens in Neverworry, huh? Sounds like the perfect victims. Let us fly to Neverworry and case the joint.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 07:03:22 pm »
Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on October 23, 2020, 06:08:14 pm
Nothing ever happens in Neverworry, huh? Sounds like the perfect victims. Let us fly to Neverworry and case the joint.
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The fools will never see it coming and be kinda grateful something finally came!
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2020, 07:24:23 pm »
Look for magical materials in the Dreadborg swamplands.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2020, 08:08:51 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on October 23, 2020, 07:03:22 pm
Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on October 23, 2020, 06:08:14 pm
Nothing ever happens in Neverworry, huh? Sounds like the perfect victims. Let us fly to Neverworry and case the joint.
+1

The fools will never see it coming and be kinda grateful something finally came!
+1
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2020, 10:01:22 pm »
Quote from: Rockeater on October 23, 2020, 08:08:51 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on October 23, 2020, 07:03:22 pm
Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on October 23, 2020, 06:08:14 pm
Nothing ever happens in Neverworry, huh? Sounds like the perfect victims. Let us fly to Neverworry and case the joint.
+1

The fools will never see it coming and be kinda grateful something finally came!
+1

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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2020, 03:44:28 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on October 23, 2020, 07:03:22 pm
Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on October 23, 2020, 06:08:14 pm
Nothing ever happens in Neverworry, huh? Sounds like the perfect victims. Let us fly to Neverworry and case the joint.
+1

The fools will never see it coming and be kinda grateful something finally came!

You decide to hassle the fair folk of Neverworry!


Hmm...


The Flying Broom refuses to start up. You wonder what's up with-



...

...maybe it requires branch calibration? If only there was a broomcrafter nearby.

Oh well! You fly lower and slow down a bit to check what the fields are made of.



Looks like Fuzzgrain for you.

The folk make breads, cakes, porridges, and flatpies, out of it.

They also brew that disgusting, whassitname, biere? Out of it.


It also triggers your allergies.

>?
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2020, 04:01:53 am »
Fly higher to avoid the allergies.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2020, 04:13:11 am »
Let's scope out that silo. Keep your distance though, it must be full of sneeze-fluff.
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Re: Simulateur de Sorcičre Effrayant, featurčux: Scrimphla Rotwater
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2020, 07:04:01 am »
A good way to avoid allergies would be to use one of our Death Crystals to blight the fuzzgrain fields until they stop producing sneeze-fluff.
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