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[Screech9791]

You are someone fighting inside of Tokyo City, after old Godzilla suffered a bat-grenade to the foot while he was hopping around the city like a big playground; which caused the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny to happen for the next century. Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

Only rules are: standard D6 rolls, and please escalate the chaos and mayhem wherever possible; ignore this rule and I give you shit rolls. If there's somehow a turn without anyone getting injured as a result of player actions, I will lock the RTD, rename it to something hiding its actual glory, and then tell toady to eradicate all traces of this thread.

For the best possible experience, have this playing on loop while in this thread.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

GUN Man, the embodyment of GUN shoots his GUN head using his GUN hands and GUN fingers at Godzilla.

[Devastator]

Charles-Louis Napoléon Bonaparte.  (Napoleon III of France.)

Go to the artillery and fire some cannon at the giant lizard

[King Zultan]

Generic man so generic it hurts.

Throw some bricks at Godzilla.

[Screech9791]

GUN Man, the embodyment of GUN shoots his GUN head using his GUN hands and GUN fingers at Godzilla.

4: You hit Godzilla with your guns.

Charles-Louis Napoléon Bonaparte.  (Napoleon III of France.)

Go to the artillery and fire some cannon at the giant lizard

6: You fire some cannon (singular, not plural) at a giant lizard (not to be confused with Godzilla).

Generic man so generic it hurts.

Throw some bricks at Godzilla.

6: You throw plenty of bricks that coincidentally don't fly far enough to hit anything but your toes. Whoops.

Meanwhile, Godzilla got pissed and began to attack before Shaq blocked him proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Everything uses chunky salsa for health by the way.
Godzilla: Lightly injured
GUN Man: Fine
Napoleon III: Fine
A giant lizard: Heavily injured due to cannonball-related trauma
Generic man: Has toes that hurt like hell
Shaq: Fine

[Naturegirl1999]

Sentient gas cloud

Cause any gas near Godzilla to turn into carbon monoxide, thus poisoning him, and whoever else inhales the carbon monoxide

[ziizo]

generic anime swordman guy

Swing my sword at Godzilla somehow cutting all nearby building in half

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Summon GUN Kaiju, every single cell of it's body is GUN, that's 50 trillion cell-sized GUNS

[Devastator]

What, you mean I don't have at my command all the armies of the glorious Second French Empire?

Rally them to my cause!

[King Zultan]

Forget throwing the small stuff, as I'll throw buildings at Godzilla.

[Fatal_attic]

I am Generic MagicalAnimeGirl desu! I twirl and dance in my magical school girl outfit and summon a powerful blast from my generic pink rod at Godzirra!