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coalboat

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Saprophyte in real life
« on: July 26, 2020, 04:06:10 am »

Monotropa uniflora, an interesting plant (which means it's not fungus) that does not need photosynthesis. They look like the dwarven pig tail to me.

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Re: Saprophyte in real life
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2020, 04:07:22 am »

It's beautiful!

Now... How to make clothes out of it...

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2020, 04:09:45 am »

Dry them in a well ventilated stone chamber and thread them, maybe!
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Re: Saprophyte in real life
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2020, 05:42:44 am »

Those are very cool and a little bit spooky.

They look a little bit like bony fingers. Bone finger bells.
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Re: Saprophyte in real life
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2020, 05:53:06 am »

Sadly you couldn't really farm them since they're a parasitic plant that draws it's energy from tree roots. They're indirectly reliant on photosynthesis.

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2020, 06:27:55 am »

If it can't be made into cloth maybe we could brew it into some kind of exotic alcohol.
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2020, 07:15:04 am »

Sadly you couldn't really farm them since they're a parasitic plant that draws it's energy from tree roots. They're indirectly reliant on photosynthesis.

I just learned about that too. Only magic can explain the dwarven crops so far.

This could be what sweet pod may look like:

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Re: Saprophyte in real life
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2020, 08:55:06 am »

Sadly you couldn't really farm them since they're a parasitic plant that draws it's energy from tree roots. They're indirectly reliant on photosynthesis.
You might still be able to farm them, if you have trees around to plant them in the roots of.
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2020, 09:34:50 am »

Sadly you couldn't really farm them since they're a parasitic plant that draws it's energy from tree roots. They're indirectly reliant on photosynthesis.
You might still be able to farm them, if you have trees around to plant them in the roots of.
The problem isn't that you can grow them, it's that growing them would give a net negative yield compared to what could be grown there instead.

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2020, 10:26:02 am »

We do that all the time, though. That's, like, the entire meat industry in one sentence :V
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Re: Saprophyte in real life
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2020, 10:31:29 am »

Learn from the dwarves! No meat, only eggs and mushrooms!

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2020, 11:13:30 am »

Quarrybush:
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2020, 03:55:44 pm »

We do that all the time, though. That's, like, the entire meat industry in one sentence :V

However meat focuses protein and other nutrients. Note things like low-protein diets. This has been shown in many other species not just humans. If protein is too low then animals over-eat and get obese. This even goes for insects.
https://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/locusts-help-our-understanding-of-human-obesity/11010030
There are reasons that cultures that eat more meat actually came to dominate the planet. Growing this white plant by leeching off other plants doesn't provide a benefit.

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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2020, 04:23:29 am »

So what your saying is that we need plants that grow meat, and once we have our bacon trees we will become the ultimate lifeforms.
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2020, 07:43:54 am »

The point of this thread is to find real life saprophytes that resemble dwarven underground plants. (Fungus is also plant for dwarves, as it can be seen from the stock menu)

There's no need to engage in debate over the profitability of a real life monotropa farm.
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