Shake myself off and apologize for barging in.
You apologize.
(2) No living thing is close enough to hear you.
Keep going.
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
(6) Well you and the animals make up time lost to lunch and reach the barn. The owner looks surprised to see a snake leading the animals home, but he just shrugs it off and asks what you would like as a reward. He also asks where your friend is.
Now collect tales from the bug people. Still waiting for the repair people to come by.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people: Done. The people favor me
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). Ship got a little bit eaten here. Space tales are enjoyed by all.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people
4) ocean. Fish people
(1) Unfortunately the bugs have literally zero interesting stories to tell. Your arrival is the first interesting thing (besides the thing with the meteors) that has happened to their world in...ever.
(5) And the search party returns with a repair team that eagerly showed up from the planet you visited earlier. The space plane gets fixed in a few minutes, hands are shook, and you’re ready to go as you please.
SEARCH FRANTICALLY FOR LOAF
CALL OUT, "HERE LOAFY LOAFY LOAF" IN SWEETEST VOICE CAN MANAGE
ASK STRANGERS IF THEY SEEN LOAF
(1) The search goes horrible, not even calling out helps.
(1) You ask some strangers in an alley if they have seen the loaf. In response, they knock you out and drag you away to some empty basement.
Keep fixing the bank
Name: Grozhar the Destroyer
Description: Big and muscular Orc with many scars of battle.
Abilities: Killing Stuff with an axe, enhanced sense of smell.
Inventory:Barbarian "Armor", Title of property of the "Colossal Panther" Inn (Currently an empty building), Bag of Holding, Big Steel Ax.
(4) Finally some progress is made. Repairs are already half finished.
Check myself for injuries, and try to get somewhere dry.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
(3) A lot of scrapes and bruises, painful but no where near fatal.
(5) You happen to find an armory, and decide to dry off there.
Name: Caw
Description: A crow with purple feathers
Abilities: The purple feathers on Caw’s body allow her to know what creatures who touch her feathers are thinking. She can also send thoughts of hers to anyone touching her feathers. She can see decently in the dark.
Inventory: Nothing yet
Things Learned: Human 1: male, works at a bank, hates his job there, and he seems to dislike her/crows
Andy: Has a detailed plan to rob the bank, doesn't mind my presence, fears the dark, has a son in need of an organ transplant
Andy’s Son: straight A student in all grades including college and plans to become an astronaut. Needs organ transplant.
Sir Tails: Garter snake who wants the farm animals to be returned
Figure out if there’s any problems in town
Well there’s a bank being repaired and a water tower that vanished. Anything interesting?
Known locations:
City (south of the forest) :
City Bank (in need of repair): Grozhar
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city): Caw
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): Blargh
Fallen water tower: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts): Sir Talis
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world: Aaron
Jungle planet
Ocean world