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[Glass]

"..."
*sigh/hiss*
Ssarscel turns toward the remainder of the people who had all-too-recently been inside the tavern.
"Well then.
Regardlessssss. I ssstill need to get to the Florencccce Memorial library for ressearch, and will need protection. Can you lot manage that without tearing a hole in reality again?

[darkwarlock3]

continue searching for rumors in the tavern

[Naturegirl1999]

GUNTHAR HORNHELM glares from his precarious handhold at the approaching horrors.

"You dare impugn the honor of GUNTHAR's noble compatriot? Then perish, fell creatures, before the steel of GINNUNGAGAP! Perish before the WRATH of GUNTHAR!"

And with that and a feeble yell, GUNTHAR leaps into battle!

Rana grabs Gunthar to keep him from attacking and continues talking to them in the Eldritch language
”There was a seven headed goat who intended to destroy both of our worlds. I was planning to return your servants when the goat demons stopped eating the universe. Something happened that destroyed most milk, and it’s difficult to make portals here. I can leave the Byakhee and we can return to the material plane to find milk for you, it could heal those that were hurt”

Put Gunthar down near Joshua, then Fly the Byakhee towards them, then leave its body and return to my group
I am no longer controlling your servants. The Byakhee is yours again. What kind of debt do you need? We can get things from the material plane here, maybe you can use them to make new servants, to replace the ones killed by the seven headed goat and its demons

[Enemy post]

continue searching for rumors in the tavern

The tavern exploded, it's gone now.

[Naturegirl1999]

continue searching for rumors in the tavern

The tavern exploded, it's gone now.

replaced with a giant Irish phone booth

[darkwarlock3]

continue searching for rumors around town about milk

[Imic]

Sorry, god. It’s just a phone booth. There used to be one just like it on main street in my village, and I never saw anyone there complain when it grew seven times its height, demolished the neighbouring pub, and vanished two days later with an echoing noise like metal being scraped against metal. Why can’t youse be like them. They just made a circle of stones around where it had been and conducted the ritual of the stone of god complete with sacrificed civil servants and the pub came back. Nooo, youse have to complain. The warlord probably counts as a civil servant, so you could even conduct the ritual. Honestly, people these days.
Seán heads back to the TARDIS and tries to decrease its size again. If there’s time, he’ll try and triangulate the location of the mountains and the rough area the doom mug may be using whatever mapping software the TARDIS has.

[ziizo]

Wake up

[The Canadian kitten]

Okay get everyone and me to march out into the countryside to find some milk.

[TricMagic]

Set a virus inside the avatar that plays Nyanshin in the controller's data network.(FISH Attack)

Then jump to the nearest network to just make a body copy on the spot, giving this up as somewhat of a bad job..

[Roboson]

What does one do with milk? What would you do with normal milk.... Yes...

Go to the grocery store and purchase cereal.

[Smoke Mirrors]

"This... this is a fucking Tuesday. Speaking of which, I see we're a few men down. Wonderful."

Adam muttered some curse words under his breath.

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While muttering to himself, Adam stealthily puts an enchantment on Thainos, because let's be frank, that disguise isn't going to fool an ageless Nephilim, that will give him a serious allergic reaction to dairy products. When I say curse words, I mean it.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Alright, these nutso's seem rather occupied. But should prove useful. The Superior Neanderthal brain will outsmart them! First, consult the GREAT CODEX for hints regarding the location of milk.

[Yoink]

SEDUCE THE GIRAFFE-ZEBRA-THINGS   

SEDUCE THEM   

[Naturegirl1999]

SEDUCE THE GIRAFFE-ZEBRA-THINGS   

SEDUCE THEM   

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