Summon Steampunk Abraham Lincoln
3: You only summon normal Abraham Lincoln.
I am a necromancer. Also a female character in this game.
I am in my necromancer tower outside of town. It is full of interesting experiments, which are objectively ethical.
Look out the window. Get out my divination dice.
3: You look out the window, but your divination dice have magically been replaced with ordinary dice after an experiment went wrong.
search for people to kill.
3: You search for an innocent civilian to kill. There is now one more dead civilian, and one more reason for the police to go after you.
SWEET!
LOCATE THE TOWNTON PUB/OTHER DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT, ENTER
3: You find one, but at your current speed, you won't be able to reach it by the end of this turn.
HONK at Devastator, then steal their BFG 9000
3: You honk at Devastator, but he shoots you point blank (and accidentally gibs himself in the process.)
Run around at top speed, shooting at any of my fellow competitors. Include the duck-thing if it's annoying.
1: You used a BFG 9000 shot point blank on the annoying duck, which lead to both of you getting gibbed.
Kill someone with my Nerf gun!
1: You shoot someone with it, but you forgot to load it. Oh shit.
Spawn in with a sharp stick
6: You spawn with a stick that violently lacerates anything it touches. If you want to safely hold it, some gloves would be a good idea.
MANIFEST IN MORTAL PLAIN THROUGH SHEER RAGE
6: You manifest in a mortal plain (the environment, not the dimension). You realize you brought nothing with you, not even clothes. Whoops.
spawn with armor, what creature am I?
5: You spawn with some really good armor, capable of magically conjuring rigged dice to help ward off enemy attacks. You are a human.
LOCATIONS:
-Townton: It's a town. There are buildings. Everyone seems to be in it for some reason.
-Leo's War Crime Factory: It's a factory that makes war crimes, such as the famous 55 gallon drum of warcrime-flavored Whoopass.
-Townton Pub: A pub in townton that takes at least a turn's worth of walking to get to from the center of Townton.
-Necromancer Tower: A necromancer's tower where questionably moral experiments are performed. Peoperty of Egan_BW.
-Mortal Plain: Some plains a few miles or so from Townton.
PLAYERS:
-King Zultan: Has a nerf gun with 6 darts loaded, as well as roughly 30 extra darts.
-Ziizo: Has an axe made of hax. -1 for rolls against anticheat software
-Leodanny: Infamous for selling war crimes.
-CABL: Is a gibbed goose.
-Aigre Excalibur: Accidentally cleansed, purged, and killed himself. That's revenge for NOT UPDATING YOUR FUCKING RTD
-Devastator: Had an empty BFG 9000 that was made in china. Had 3 spare shots for it. Is gibbed.
-Egan_BW: Is a female necromancer. Has some dice. Currently in her necromancer tower.
-Yoink: Walking towards a pub.
-The Canadian kitten: Has a stick sharp enough to cut literally anything that touches it.
-ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: In the mortal plains. Is naked.
-Naturegirl1999: Has armor that gives a +1 to any roll to dodge.
NPCS:
-UN Helicopter: A helicopter used by the United Nations to transport troops. Seats 8 people plus one driver. Currently headed to the war crime factory and will arrive in 2 turns.
-UN Soldier 1: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 2: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 3: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 4: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 5: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 6: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 7: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 8: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-Abraham Lincoln: One of the many presidents of the US. Currently idle.
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