LOOK HARDER! WHERE TF AM I
4: You are in Townton, which is a town. There are buildings.
Spawn in with a gun!
2: You spawn in with a nerf gun.
Spawn with an axe
3: You have an axe. Too bad it's made of hax, and you might get banned for using it.
Crack my knuckles, start setting up a war crime factory!
6: You start up a war crime factory after cracking your knuckles, and it's going amazing. Unfortunately, you become (in)famous too quickly for selling 55 gallon drums of Warcrime-flavored Whoopass, and now the UN has soldiers en route to your factory. Shit.
I'M A HORRIBLE GOOSE FROM THAT GAME EVERYONE IS MEMEING CONSTANTLY.
HONK!
5: You're a fucking goose. Are you happy now?
Cleanse, Purge, Kill!
6: You become so good at cleaning, purging, and killing, that you accidentally do all 3 to yourself. Whoops.
Spawn with the BFG 9000
4: You have a BFG 9000. On the side, it says "Made in China". You can only imagine what will happen when you hold it.
LOCATIONS:
-Townton: It's a town. There are buildings. Everyone seems to be in it for some reason.
-Leo's War Crime Factory: It's a factory that makes war crimes, such as the famous 55 gallon drum of warcrime-flavored Whoopass.
PLAYERS:
-King Zultan: Has a nerf gun with 6 darts loaded, as well as roughly 30 extra darts.
-Ziizo: Has an axe made of hax. -1 for rolls against anticheat software
-Leodanny: Infamous for selling war crimes.
-CABL: Is a goose.
-Aigre Excalibur: Accidentally cleansed, purged, and killed himself. That's revenge for NOT UPDATING YOUR FUCKING RTD
-Devastator: Has a BFG 9000 that was made in china. Has 3 spare shots for it.
NPCS:
-UN Helicopter: A helicopter used by the United Nations to transport troops. Seats 8 people plus one driver. Currently headed to the war crime factory.
-UN Soldier 1: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 2: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 3: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 4: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 5: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 6: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 7: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
-UN Soldier 8: A soldier with a blue helmet, a camo uniform, an armor vest, a Genericotm GR-17 assault rifle (30/30), and a magazine carrier that has 6 spare magazines.
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