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[wierd]

No. Pfizer is selling the same sized tube. They are just claiming that if you shake the bottle REAL good, and are REAL good at getting every drop out of the ampule, you can get a 6th vaccination out of it, and they DEMAND to be reimbursed for that shot.

[Loud Whispers]

No. Pfizer is selling the same sized tube. They are just claiming that if you shake the bottle REAL good, and are REAL good at getting every drop out of the ampule, you can get a 6th vaccination out of it, and they DEMAND to be reimbursed for that shot.

That's like demanding 20% more for a restaurant dish if you lick the plate

[martinuzz]

exactly

EDIT: Meanwhile, the city mayor of den Bosch was wondering why the riot police responded so late.  Many stores were trashed and plundered.

The answer: our country was all out of riot police. Because there were so many mayors of so many towns that had requested the riot police, because there were signs on social media that there would be riots in their town, by the time the riots broke out in den Bosch all riot police was already deployed elsewhere.  Some mayors are openly pondering asking for deployment of the army.


For many small store owners this will be the final blow, and they will have to file for bankrupcy. They were already down to their last reserves because of the lockdown. Insurance companies don't cover damages from riots.

[LordBaal]

Its time to spin the idiocy rulette! Our participant today is Martinuzz, a handosme dude from Paises Bajos.

He spins the wheel.... annddd..it land on 5g and its magical waves are brainwsshing the mentally weak to become violent and fearful of made up things like 5g magical waves!

Thanks for coming tonigth! And may the odds be with you!

Join us tomorrow to another round of idiocy rulette, the program tha mocks why idiot people migth do idiotic things and we end up paying for their idiocy, NOW WITH ALIENS!

Fakeedit: seriusly dude, Im starting to worry about you security.

[martinuzz]

?
Sadly I am not making things up

[feelotraveller]

I think LordBaal meant that they are worried for you(r safety).  Anyways keep you and yours safe.  And smile, really it is quite amazing times to be living.

I'm surprised it's breaking out like this so early - and in the Netherlands of all places - but I guess the toilet paper panic should have tipped us all off about the flimsyness of our current social fabric.  Let's hope positive change comes from it all at the end of the day...

[LordBaal]

Im starting to worry about your safety pal. I was mocking idiot rioters, but sarcasm is not my forte or easy to convey written I guess.

I know you are not making it up, wish it was.

[martinuzz]

Oh don't worry I'll keep myself out of harm's way. And if they dare come trash my home they will be eaten alive by 5 cats.

[LordBaal]

Is there a way you could bring your mother home so you dont have to go out beyond checking if civilization still exists?

It seems your country is going to a mini dark age of sorts and I know how much that sucks.

[martinuzz]

She lives at 5min bicycle distance, that's close enough.

[LordBaal]

Ok, just stay safe. And upgrade your cats, put a machine gun on top of them or something.

[Rolan7]

Upgrade... a cat?  But they're already perfect :3
(Yeah, please stay safe...  I'm going crazy too so I can understand why they're rioting, but also they're selfishly making everything worse, the jerks)

My mood today is more like this:

[Starver]

My mood today is more like this:

I've been watching an explanation change about that, very amusingly. One bit starts(/started/will be starting) variously thus:
"Though there are a significant proportion of the population who seem to have returned being oblivious to the pandemic..."
"Though there is a significant proportion of the population that seems to have returned to being oblivious to the pandemic..."
"Though there is a significant proportion of the population who seem to have returned to being oblivious to the pandemic..."

I'm sure we has got amateur grammarians here who be much more consistent than those editors. What does you have thunk about this?

PPE: And now changed back to "Though there are a significant proportion of the population who seem to have returned to being oblivious to the pandemic..." again, it seem. Sorry... they seems.

[martinuzz]

I feel soooo much safer now!  Football supporters are now protecting the inner cities of various cities, in cooperation with the police.

It is unknown as of yet when the pedofiles will be available to protect the daycare centers.

[hector13]

Are Dutch ultras particularly bananas?

Or Belgian.

Pretty sure you’re Dutch though.