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[Reelya]

The correct term here is Roid Rage.

It's 2020 goddamnit. They promised we'd have droid rage by now.

We have The Warriors now, but it's suburban housewives fighting over toilet paper.

[Imic]

Have They ever delvered on a promise? No. No they haven’t, they just stand around with pages torn from the book of all the answers to all the world’s unsolved mysteries up their noses while the guy in charge desperately tries to remind them that they’re the secret world order even as the Guy beside Him starts munching at his cape.

[Il Palazzo]

The correct term here is Roid Rage.

It's 2020 goddamnit. They promised we'd have droid rage by now.

We have The Warriors now, but it's suburban housewives fighting over toilet paper.

CAN YOU DIG these amazing deals on toilet paper?

[Akura]

There was a fight over a roll of toilet paper, and one woman pulled a knife.

Was her opponent's response to claim that wasn't a knife, then pull out a bigger knife and say "this is a knife"?

[Reelya]

Can't believe the posts haven't moved on, and I have an update to report

Roid Rage 2: Diarrhea Boogaloo

Some other guy (in the same state) had to be tasered by cops because he was assaulting supermarket staff over a toilet paper disagreement.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/police-taser-man-after-fight-over-toilet-paper-breaks-out-in-big-w/news-story/53de5794a49274c44558651d6712df71

[scriver]

Australia what are you doing

[ChairmanPoo]

Andalusians are going to do their traditional Easter stuff of doing big parades and kissing saint´s statues. When it was recommended that maybe, just maybe, they shouldn´t do that this year, they refused. A bishop is on record saying that "Saints don´t spread diseases" and that "Andalusian devotion is mightier than any virus"

Well I guess Darwin would have wanted it this way...

[delphonso]

Oof. That's going to be rough.

Don't know about Coalboat, but things are starting to get back into the swing of things here. Expectations are to start work at the start of next week.

[Naturegirl1999]

Someone should tell the priest that those statures are not the saints, because Gorgons are not real and would not have turned the saints to stone

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I got sent a corporate email denying that coronavirus was dangerous unless you are elderly. It seems the CDC's strategy is working! Remember: if you see coronavirus, just say "no".

[JoshuaFH]

I got sent a corporate email denying that coronavirus was dangerous unless you are elderly. It seems the CDC's strategy is working! Remember: if you see coronavirus, just say "no".

Oh no... Jim Carrey's secret plan to turn Sonic into an anti-vaxxer worked.

[King Zultan]

Remember: if you see coronavirus, just say "no".

"Bad coronavirus, bad, don't make me take you to the vet and have you euthanized!"

[Reelya]

Fire everyone over 50 then your company doesn't need to worry about coronavirus slow downs.

[scriver]

Remember: if you see coronavirus, just say "no".

"Bad coronavirus, bad, don't make me take you to the vet and have you euthanized!"

Shove off you naughty Coronavirus, for you don't exist!

[TamerVirus]

After the World Coronavirus Toliet Paper Wars, humanity will finally embrace widespread adoption of the bidet