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[King Zultan]

Sit by the fire and drink some of the water and eat some of the baby food, be sure to keep the empty bottles and jars, then go find a big container for water.
(Didn't mean to burn the clothing but whats done is done.)

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Crowbar
Shotgun (8/8 shells)
Babyfood cans (food 4)
Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)
Water bottles (water 6)
Backpack
Leather thong

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -6/10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

left shoulder full of buckshot
testicles full of buckshot


Yep become one with zombie and evolve

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)

Search with Joe for food and water
“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10


Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)

(6) You find a chainsaw with a full tank of gas along with a toolbox

Head back to towards house, when door is line of sight, start chain saw.
Go in to saw zombie family's mouths, hands and feet, loot house for food and clothing.

[CABL]

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10
M4 Carbine (30/30)
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag

Spoiler: Secret ominous action (click to show/hide)

When Benny and Clara go searching for food, appear behind them and headshot both of them with M4 Carbine.
If the headshots will not kill them immediately, then go full automatic fire.

[The Canadian kitten]

“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

"Hello Clara, I am Joe. But I don't  have a testing number of any  kind for me."

[Naturegirl1999]

“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

"Hello Clara, I am Joe. But I don't  have a testing number of any  kind for me."

“Ah, have you ever been to Aperture Science?”

[The Canadian kitten]

“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

"Hello Clara, I am Joe. But I don't  have a testing number of any  kind for me."

“Ah, have you ever been to Aperture Science?”

"Unless you mean the game Portal, then I know of it"

[Naturegirl1999]

“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

"Hello Clara, I am Joe. But I don't  have a testing number of any  kind for me."

“Ah, have you ever been to Aperture Science?”

"Unless you mean the game Portal, then I know of it"

“There’s a game based in them? So this means this isn’t a coop test. Have you met GLaDOS? She said I could fall asleep in the relaxation vault, then I woke up here.”

[Screech9791]

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

>Scavenge shit until I get the basics (actual clothing, enough food to last a few turns, and maybe a weapon so I can kill someone of a different skin color)

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
Ice Cream Truck

Drive around and look for survivors and further weapons.

(6) You come to a stop next to a 155mm Howitzer. There is a stack of high explosive shells next to it. You may be able to tow the howitzer.

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Muh beautiful clothes  . Whelp time to actually find some form food and water

(6) You wander along the highway until you find an entire canning factory. There must be warehouses full of canned food inside!

Sit by the fire and drink some of the water and eat some of the baby food, be sure to keep the empty bottles and jars, then go find a big container for water.
(Didn't mean to burn the clothing but whats done is done.)

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: -5/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 10/10
Bottom Torso downwards missing.

Crowbar
Shotgun (8/8 shells)
Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)
Water bottles (water 2)
Backpack
Leather thong

(1) You eat your fill then look for water. But are ambushed by a zombie alligator. (6) The zombie alligator bites you cleanly in half. Your lower body is now missing.

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -10/-10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

4 arms
4 legs
joined awkwardly at the hip with a headless zombie.


Yep become one with zombie and evolve

(3) You merge with the zombie. Your intact brain overpowers the remains of its central nervous system. You try to figure out how to integrate the rest of the biomass. It just joins with you at the hip awkwardly

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???

Search with Joe for food and water
“Hello. What’s your name and testing number? I am Clara, or Test Subject 3055”

(2) You find some grass. It looks edible. But it is raw!

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10


Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)

(6) You find a chainsaw with a full tank of gas along with a toolbox

Head back to towards house, when door is line of sight, start chain saw.
Go in to saw zombie family's mouths, hands and feet, loot house for food and clothing.

(6) you hack through the zombie family, destroy a few innocent trees, and part of the wall of the house. You break open a safe room filled with heavy gold bars and MRE rations.

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag

Spoiler: Secret ominous action (click to show/hide)

When Benny and Clara go searching for food, appear behind them and headshot both of them with M4 Carbine.
If the headshots will not kill them immediately, then go full automatic fire.

(1) You fire in full auto at Benny and Clara. The weapon malfunctions and explodes in your face. Your face is now slightly charred.

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
Comfy Jeans and T-shirt
Bag full of MREs  and Water (200 food. 200 Water)
Pump Action Shotgun (8/8)
60 Shotgun Shells
Fire Axe

>Scavenge shit until I get the basics (actual clothing, enough food to last a few turns, and maybe a weapon so I can kill someone of a different skin color)

(5) You find the basics. Rough jeans, a comfortable tee shirt, a duffel bag full of food and water, a loaded 12 gauge shotgun and a fire axe.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Sorry bout the delay. Also https://discord.gg/mAFUbhx my discord where i have links to my other stuff. (including that place where they exile certain things to)

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10


Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)

(6) you hack through the zombie family, destroy a few innocent trees, and part of the wall of the house. You break open a safe room filled with heavy gold bars and MRE rations.

Shut off chainsaw, start eating one of the MRE ration. 
Look in toolbox of what's inside. Put some MRE ration in the tool box.
Investigate and search the house: in the kitchen for something drink, and in the bedroom for clothing and some type of bag the functions like a backpack. 

/ooc will check discord when I get home.

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -10/-10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

4 arms
4 legs
joined awkwardly at the hip with a headless zombie.

Rapidly reform our form into lethal apex predator

[NRDL]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
Ice Cream Truck

Place as many explosive shells as I can in the ice cream truck, leave the Howitzer. Drive around and search for water and a weapon I can actually use in normal combat.