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[The_Two_Eternities]

Just waiting on TricMagic now.

[TricMagic]

Watch the tv.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Set my phone to audibly play a music-streaming site that plays the top-hits, utilize the rhythm and beats to help me concentrate on my dancing to train from the “default dancing” to a sort of hip-hop dance that has movement to make me look more impressive

[Easy difficulty: 2+1]

You have somehow invented a hip-hop Fortnite dance. It's an impressive achievement, but not a very good dance.

And then the pizza arrives. You have pizza now!

Beg for money

[Medium difficulty: 5]

Surprisingly enough, there are a fair amount of people out at night willing to give money to a beggar. You manage to bring in about $100.

Tuck and roll.

[Medium difficulty: 3]

You let go of the door just after the ambulance begins accelerating again. You fall onto the street, getting several scrapes. The ambulance is rapidly leaving your location.

You have escaped.

CLIMB OVER THE GATE AND LEAVE!

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[Medium difficulty: 6]

You scramble up the gate and down the other side, the fence clattering as you do so.

You have escaped.

Continue training parkour.

[Easy difficulty: 3+1]

It goes about as well as the previous attempt, but better in that you avoid making a fool of yourself attempting to wallrun. Your practice should start paying off soon.

Watch the tv.

At this hour of the night, there’s nothing but soap operas and old B-movies on television.

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A grassy meadow.
Obstacles: A six foot tall chain link fence (#1), a night watchman (#2)
Notes:
The meadow has flowers and trees.
There is nothing on the picnic table.
The night watchman is unarmed.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. In a bar.
TamerVirus:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100. 2x boxing practice. 2x cardio practice.
Questorhank:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Scraped up.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone, has pizza. 1.5x strength practice. 1x dance practice.
Coolrune206:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has several flowers. 6.5x running practice (level 1). 2x parkour practice.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased).

And with everyone escaped, it is now time for...

Chapter 2, Attempt 1, Round 1: Graveyard

You are standing in a dimly lit shed at night. Normally this wouldn’t be completely out of the ordinary, but there are several baffling facts.
A: Peering out of the window, you see that you are in a dimly-lit graveyard, with only flashlight beams criss-crossing back and forth.
B: Are these the exact same people who were with you in the grassy meadow?
C: How did you even get here? The last thing you remember is dancing, or falling out of an ambulance, or watching television.
D: And why does the old man in a night watchman’s uniform facing away from you have a flashlight under his chin?

Ignoring you, the old man speaks.
“And to this day, the vampire still haunts this very forest, leaving his mausoleum every night.”
Suddenly, he whips his head around to look at you. It’s the same old man from the grassy meadow.
“What? What are you doing here? Oh. Oh, I see. Well. You shouldn’t be here. You ought to leave.
Now, I’m sure you have questions, but they don’t call me the Sane Old Man because I’m good at solving mysteries.
But I will explain that I was practicing a ghost story to tell my great-nephews.
Oh, and be careful of the night watchmen. They’re a little overzealous.”

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A graveyard.
Obstacles: A ten foot tall wrought iron fence (#1), several night watchmen (#2), poor lighting (#3)
Notes:
The sane old man is in the shed.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. In the shed.
TamerVirus:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Has ~$100. 2x boxing practice. 2x cardio practice. In the shed.
Questorhank:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Scraped up. In the shed.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone, has pizza. 1.5x strength practice. 1x dance practice. In the shed.
Coolrune206:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: Has several flowers. 6.5x running practice (level 1). 2x parkour practice. In the shed.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased). In the shed.

[TamerVirus]

Ask the old man if I can buy that flashlight off of him

[Coolrune206]

Run out the door, scream loudly to distract the attention of the night watchmen to this location, then begin rapidly crouch-walking away from the shed.

[Shadowclaw777]

Leave the shed, looks for the closest object that could possibly be used as a weapon

[Questorhank]

Look for a shovel or other digging implement.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Look around the shed and see what is inside.

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[The_Two_Eternities]

TricMagic, you're the only one left to post.

[TricMagic]

Check my phone signal and stealthily call for 911. I have been kidnapped for some reason.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Ask the old man if I can buy that flashlight off of him

[Medium difficulty: 1]

“How dare you?” the old man hisses, sounding more deranged than usual. "I wouldn't be safe without it! How dare you! Why, I ought to…" He stops speaking, looking out the front window at the approaching night watchmen.

Run out the door, scream loudly to distract the attention of the night watchmen to this location, then begin rapidly crouch-walking away from the shed.

[Easy difficulty: 3+1]

Two of the flashlight beams swing towards the shed and begin approaching.

[Medium difficulty: 6]

You crouch and begin moving away from the shed, cleverly avoiding the chest-height flashlight beams. Unfortunately, you appear to have wandered into an especially dark area of the graveyard, which might be a problem for seeing.

Leave the shed, looks for the closest object that could possibly be used as a weapon

[Medium difficulty: 5]

You leave the shed, wandering through the rows of gravestones. After almost tripping over something, you look down and find a crossbow just lying on the path. It even has a few bolts lying near it.

Look for a shovel or other digging implement.

[Easy difficulty: 4+1]

Hm, there isn’t one inside the shed... You step outside the back door to look for one, and there’s a shovel propped right outside the door.

Look around the shed and see what is inside.

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


Crates with various labels, most of them obscure plants and minerals, but others more mundane things. If you were to look for something in particular, there’s a possibility that it’d be here.

You look out the front window, and see two night watchmen approaching.

Check my phone signal and stealthily call for 911. I have been kidnapped for some reason.

[Easy difficulty: 5]

You call 911 and, in a whisper, explain that you have been kidnapped and you don’t know where you are. The operator tells you that they’ve traced your call (you’re in a forest a few dozen miles away from the city) and they’re sending a helicopter.

You look out the front window, and see two night watchmen approaching.

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A graveyard.
Obstacles: A ten foot tall wrought iron fence (#1), several night watchmen (#2), poor lighting (#3)
Notes:
The sane old man is in the shed.
To clarify, it is not currently raining.
Two night watchmen are approaching the shed.
Police alerted to situation.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. In the shed.
TamerVirus:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: The old man dislikes him. Has ~$100. 2x boxing practice. 2x cardio practice. In the shed.
Questorhank:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Scraped up. Outside the back door of the shed. Has a good-quality shovel.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: No obstacles overcome yet.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone, has pizza. 1.5x strength practice. 1x dance practice. Has a crossbow.
Coolrune206:
Status: Obstacle #3 more powerful.
Notes: Has several flowers. 6.5x running practice (level 1). 2x parkour practice. In an especially dark part of the graveyard.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: He was polite to the old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased). In the shed.

[Shadowclaw777]

“I got a free pizza, and a crossbow to boot, maybe I could convince one of those night man to help me...”

Make sure the crossbow is loaded and look where this iron-wrought fence is, and than analyze how difficult it would to be climb

[Coolrune206]

Strain my eyes until I become more accustomed to the darkness, then continue crawling away.

[TamerVirus]

You ought to what, punk? You think you're better than me?
Apply a rear naked choke on the old man, then take the flashlight from him and head out of the shed

[Questorhank]

Sneak past the guards, knock out any that find me.