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[The Canadian kitten]

redirect the moon to the alien forces and then shrink the moon to a small enough size that will have a crater that cover the camp

[ziizo]

Try to summon the other 2 to 4 zords to combine them into the Megazord

[WyrdByrd]

Let the FUNK flood the world.

[King Zultan]

Happy New Year Everyone!

The Moon has suddenly increased in size, but that doesn't matter as much as it returning to a stable orbit around the Earth, and no longer threatening to destroy the Earth.
There is a temporary ceasefire with the pumpkin zombie army, they will not attack again for three turns unless provoked.

November 1, 2:30 AM
Its dark.
Its cloudy.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.
Outsider didn't post for the ninth time so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the fourth time so random action.
Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.
Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.

Try again my previous actions (studying the art of the coup, propaganda, and ruling, summoning Marat. Also, explain what a plane is.

((I just have this hilarious image of three radical french ghosts acting like children inside the plane))

(Studying the art of the coup = 6) Somehow you learn everything there is to know about coup's in the span of a few minutes.
(Advice on ruling = 1) You get to busy learning about the other stuff to learn anything about this.
(Advice on propaganda = 4) You then sit with the ghosts and learn about all kinds of different propaganda making.
(Summoning Marat = 3) You set up your summoning circle and begin the ritual, but you only get him to show up for a second before he disappears again.
(Explaining what a plane is = 4) You spend several minutes explaining what a plane is they calm down some, but then you have to answer all of their questions, they're still fascinated by the plane but they know enough about it to not be distracted my it.
(Getting to France = 3) Looks like you still have a bit until you land.

Wait for the water to cool down a bit to drink it safely and then eat dinner.

(4) You wait a few minutes for the water to cool, and you eat the opossum, bones, hair, and all, then you drink the water and it tastes line drinking the smell of wet dog.

Okay, time for the Plan B: shove my legs and the ordinary arm deeply into the ground, then start rapidly growing and transform into a gigantic eucalyptus tree, with a house at the top of it.
Fire elementals will just have to hold the line until I've successfully grown up. They should assume tactical positions (chokepoints) in order to reduce casualties.
Once the growth has been completed, try to lift the town off the Earth and into space, but don't forget about a magical barrier that'll keep the breathable atmosphere inside.

(Shoving arm and legs into the ground = 6) You quickly shove your arm and legs into the ground, injuring yourself in the process.
(Growing into a giant eucalyptus tree with house = 4) After a few minutes your arm and legs begin to change and grow into a giant tree with your house self at the top.
(Fire elementals holding the line = 2+2 For temporary ceasefire) Its not hard to hold the line when the enemy isn't doing anything.
(Fire elementals assuming tactical positions = 6) After a few minutes of wandering around they finally get into tactical positions.
(Completing growth = 5) After a bit you become a fully grown giant tree.
(Lifting off the Earth into space = 2) Try as you might you can't seem to lift off the ground.
(Magical barrier for atmosphere = 4) You do manage to make a magical barrier around yourself to hold a breathable atmosphere.

Try getting to the medical tent to heal myself, if possible, try to not wake up the other humans

(Getting healed = 5) You spend several minutes dragging yourself into the tent, then you drag yourself into the medical machine and get healed, now your legs are no longer broken.
(Not waking the other humans = 3) You try as hard as possible to not wake people, but one of them wakes up anyway.

redirect the moon to the alien forces and then shrink the moon to a small enough size that will have a crater that cover the camp

(Redirecting the moon to the alien's base = 6) You use your powers to point the moon in the direction of the alien camp, it should hit directly on top of it now.
(Making the moon smaller = 1) You try to make the moon smaller, but you mess up and accidentally make the moon way bigger.
Then suddenly the moon moves back into a stable orbit around the planet.

Try to summon the other 2 to 4 zords to combine them into the Megazord

(Summoning the other zords = 3) You try to summon the other zords, but it turns out they don't have pilots, at least they aren't that far away.

Let the FUNK flood the world.

(2) Try as you and your FUNKY friends might you can't release the flood of FUNK, maybe your missing something needed to release the FUNK.

Get everything ready for when the incoming army arrives.

(5) You and your troops get into defensible positions, and start moving things into place to defend the park.

Put the moon back where its supposed to be.

(5) Using your powers you stop the moon from moving forward, but then it suddenly grows much more massive so you have trouble putting it back as you have to move it out further, but you manage to get it into a stable orbit eventually.

FIND SOMETHING THE HEAL MYSELF WITH, THEN HEAL SELF AND KILL ANY DEMONS THAT GET CLOSE.

(Finding healing stuff = 3) After searching the arena for a bit you manage to find some band aids.
(Healing self = 5) You then apply all the band aids to yourself healing some of the damage.
(Killing demons = 6) Then you get hit in the face by a demon that you immediately kill along with a bunch of his friends.

TRY AGAIN TO PREVENT PEOPLE MESSING WITH THE PUMPKIN ZOMBIE'S BRAINS.

(6) Using your magical god powers you do some magic shit to the pumpkin zombies preventing people from messing with their minds.

Use the power from the candy and my unshakable faith to banish the overdeity of Halloween.

(4) Using your all of your candy power and faith you attempt to banish ANGRY, but for some reason a portal opens instead, you get the feeling that in order to banish him all the way you need to shove him into it and close it.

Help my people start building the monastery.

(3) You and your followers only manage to get the foundation of your monastery started.

NPC  STUFF

Destroy everything that isn't Canada.

Not attacking for three more turns.

Percent of America destroyed: 5.83%
-Percent of The Town destroyed: 45.34%
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada destroyed 0%

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: A BUNCH OF DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips

Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops

ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord, zord manual

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water

CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle

Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment

Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, a bunch of building materials

WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: fifteen FUNKY disciples

Spoiler: World stuff that might be important. (click to show/hide)

The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.

[CABL]

Try lifting the town off the Earth again.
Start growing/spawning Demonic Foliage as my new type of minions.
In the case of ceasefire ending, fire elementals will keep holding the line.

[Kakaluncha]

Somehow, connect to the internet and start to building supporters all over France.

If that doesn't work, summon Leon Trotsky and Lenin, because I'm having fun with all these ghosts companions. Ask them about the art of the Revolution.

[ziizo]

Pilot the zord towards the other zords.

Animal army will increase the city defences

[Enemy post]

Brush my teeth.

[The Canadian kitten]

Drop another big rock on the alien forces in the park

[Yoink]

(I LIKE HOW ROLL OF 1 RESULTED IN BADASS FATALITY

I WANTED TO TEAM UP WITH THAT GUY, DAMNIT)


RUN BACK TO GIANT SWORD, LEAP THROUGH CROWD OF DEMONS ONTO IT BOOTS-FIRST   
BEGIN SURFING MY WAY ACROSS ARENA ATOP SWORD, SLICING ANYONE IN MY WAY       

[King Zultan]

(Where's everybody at, they still partying or something?)

There is a temporary ceasefire with the pumpkin zombie army, they will not attack again for two turns unless provoked.

November 1, 3:00 AM
Its dark.
Its cloudy.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.
Outsider didn't post for the tenth time so random action. If Outsider doesn't post by next turn they're going to become a NPC.
Dustan Hache didn't post for the sixth time so random action.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the second time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the second time so random action.
Naturegirl1999 didn't post so random action.
WyrdByrd didn't post so random action.

Try lifting the town off the Earth again.
Start growing/spawning Demonic Foliage as my new type of minions.
In the case of ceasefire ending, fire elementals will keep holding the line.

(Lifting the town off the Earth = 2) You try again to lift yourself off the Earth, but no matter how hard you try you can't manage to do it, maybe the town's to heavy.
(Making some Demonic Foliage = 6) You then start spawning Demonic Foliage, and somehow you end up spawning 100 of them, and now they're all wondering around you.
(Fire elementals continuing to hold the line = 6) They continue to hold the line, but some of them wonder off and start doing their own things on the sidelines.

Somehow, connect to the internet and start to building supporters all over France.

If that doesn't work, summon Leon Trotsky and Lenin, because I'm having fun with all these ghosts companions. Ask them about the art of the Revolution.

(Connecting to the internet = 4) It takes a few minutes for your laptop to connect to the internet that somehow still exists.
(Gathering supporters in France using it = 3) You only get one follower in France from the internet, your lucky you managed to get anyone do to the internet mostly being dead.
(Summoning Leon Trotsky = 5) Do to the internet not working out you decide to summon some more ghosts, and you start by summoning Leon Trotsky, he's now looking around trying to figure out where he is and who everyone is.
(Summoning Lenin = 4) You then do some magical stuff and summon Lenin, who joins the Trotsky in trying to figure out whats going on.
(Learning about the art of revolution = 6) You somehow learn everything there is about revolutions in only a few minutes.
(Plane getting to France = 3) Looks like there's still some time left to get to France.

Pilot the zord towards the other zords.

Animal army will increase the city defences

(Finding the other zords = 2) You know the other zords are in the city somewhere but you can't seem to find them.
(Animals increasing the defenses = 6) It doesn't take long for the animals to dig trenches around the city, and spread razor wire and landmines around.

Brush my teeth.

(6) You brush and brush your teeth and by the time you finish you realize you've ruined your toothbrush, and by ruined I mean you chewed on it until its gone.

Drop another big rock on the alien forces in the park

(Getting a big rock = 5) Using your magical god powers you summon up a big ass rock.
(Hitting the alien base = 4) You then throw the big ass rock at the alien base, after what seems like several minutes it finally hits and destroys two of the APCs that were sitting around, killing the crews.

(I LIKE HOW ROLL OF 1 RESULTED IN BADASS FATALITY

I WANTED TO TEAM UP WITH THAT GUY, DAMNIT)


RUN BACK TO GIANT SWORD, LEAP THROUGH CROWD OF DEMONS ONTO IT BOOTS-FIRST   
BEGIN SURFING MY WAY ACROSS ARENA ATOP SWORD, SLICING ANYONE IN MY WAY       

(Running back to the sword = 5) You run towards the sword dodging demons as you go, and you eventually reach the sword.
(Leaping onto the sword = 5) You then leap onto the sword boots first sending causing it to slide across the ground.
(Surfing across the arena atop the sword = 3) You only surf half way across the arena before the sword comes to a stop.
(Slicing anyone in your path = 5) It does manage to kill a bunch of demons as it goes before it stops.

Get the human to go back to sleep.

(4) You sing at the human until he falls back to sleep.
Then suddenly something big hits something outside and explodes causing the all the humans to wake up.

Try again to release the FUNK unto the world.

(2) Try as you might you still can't find the thing needed to spread the FUNK into the world.

Build some more fortifications around the park.

(6) As your people work on the fortifications, then suddenly a giant rock falls from the sky and crushes two of the APCs killing the crews, after that everyone is on edge and no more work gets done of the fortifications.

Try to convince the pumpkin zombies to keep the ceasefire going.

(4) You talk to the pumpkin zombies to get the ceasefire last longer, but suddenly ANGRY shows up and nullifies everything you managed to do.

Convince the pumpkin zombies to end the ceasefire early.

(4) You go to the pumpkin zombies and find Smoke Mirrors talking to them, so you go in with a counter argument and nullify everything he was trying to do.
Then you feel some magic shoving you slightly towards a portal.

Shove the Halloween god into the portal and shut it.

(Shoving ANGRY into the portal = 3) You use your magic to shove the Halloween god slightly towards to portal but not much more than that.

Continue to build the monastery with help from my followers.

(1+2 For helpers) You and your people finish the foundation and start building the walls.

NPC  STUFF

Destroy everything that isn't Canada.

Not attacking for two more turns.

Percent of America destroyed: 5.83%
-Percent of The Town destroyed: 45.34%
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada destroyed 0%

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: A BUNCH OF DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips

Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, one follow in France, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops

ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord, zord manual
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water

CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere, 100 Demonic Foliage
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle

Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, armoured car, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment

Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, a bunch of building materials

WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: fifteen FUNKY disciples

Spoiler: World stuff that might be important. (click to show/hide)

The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.

[Naturegirl1999]

go figure out what caused the noise and try to help rebuild anything that might be broken

[ziizo]

keep searching for the zords.

Animal will keep fortifying the city.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Alright, get some of my medics to search up a cure for the zombie pumpkin things. Also, THROWING THE MOON!? THAT STUFF'S COLONIZED! WHAT ARE THESE GUYS, MADMEN!?
Also, gather up all the candy we can. We may find it useful.

[Enemy post]

Go to bed.