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Total Members Voted: 6

[sprinkled chariot]

( what happened with where the ships fell ?)

[Naturegirl1999]

( what happened with where the ships fell ?)

((Oops. I will add that to the turn))
((Added, the downed ships killed a drug cartel))

[sprinkled chariot]

( what happened with where the ships fell ?)

((Oops. I will add that to the turn))
((Added, the downed ships killed a drug cartel))

(Thonks)

[King Zultan]

"I guess we're gonna go where the bus wants to go."
Sit and see where the bus takes us.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Inventory:
 Bus
 Key Snake
 Knife
 Crowbar
Zultan's Party: Everyone has a knife and a crowbar, but Melanie who only has a knife.
 Tweedledee Zombie rat has ghost
 Tweedledum Zombie rat has ghost
 Reginald Rat
 Jane Human
 Ajohn Human
 Melanie Human
 Tazz 1 Human has ghost
 Tazz 2 Human has ghost
 Tazz 3 Human has ghost
 6 Rats

[Enemy post]

Take the deal and go back to my own time.

Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)

Name:Scotty
Description:The ghost of a Tyrannosaurus rex, augmented by Bill Cipher's powers.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.

[sprinkled chariot]

Send servitors to repair damage to hull
Techmarine continues hacking earth military and launching nukes at hostiles
Naval Comissars keep executing rogue captains and taking over ships with hypnotized captains 

If comissars fail -  launch torpedoes at rogue ships

What a glorious victory in name of Macragge, ultramarines shall not fail

[SuperDino85]

((Hey ave, Bowser is attempting communication with Kenneth. Do you wish to respond?))

[Avetruetotheimperator]

”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”

"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"

[SuperDino85]

”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”

"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"

”Flee? Coward? I already decimated a whole army and, since the battle no longer requires my intervention, am going off to have a celebration cake with my pals and these purple guys who I, Hotel Manager Bowser, will be allowing to stay at my castle for as long as they please. Now if you stay put for the ride and behave, I will let you have some cake and give you time to recharge and such, unless of course you prefer being blasted to flaming radioactive bits. Oh and nice nickname you came up for me by the way.”

[darkwarlock3]

I keep trying to find where my zerg base went

any attacks directed to me are returned back to sender

[SuperDino85]

((Ave, feel free to have Kenneth reply to Bowser if you want))

[CABL]

Use the nanomachines injector in the room to power me up to superhuman level and heal all my wounds.
Read the map.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”

"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"

”Flee? Coward? I already decimated a whole army and, since the battle no longer requires my intervention, am going off to have a celebration cake with my pals and these purple guys who I, Hotel Manager Bowser, will be allowing to stay at my castle for as long as they please. Now if you stay put for the ride and behave, I will let you have some cake and give you time to recharge and such, unless of course you prefer being blasted to flaming radioactive bits. Oh and nice nickname you came up for me by the way.”

THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER UNTIL THE ENEMY IS ELIMINATED, FOOL! Not only that, but a big part of your "victory" was through trickery! Though chaos undivided does not care for hypnotism, you have still stolen a part of Kenneth's forces. He does not like when you do that! He will have his due one way, or another.

[SuperDino85]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws on his fingers and toes, and spikes on his shell, and some red hair between two horns on his head. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.

(Currently possesses magical abilities)

Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!

Owned vehicle: A clown copter with a built in cannon in the “mouth”

Current army: 1 pilot from Tokyo (equipment: poison resistant armor and proton ray), some cultists and military

Inventory: Hypnosis ray, and blueprints for: animal translator, Romania translator, magic detector, and a rocket (size not determined, blueprint damaged)

”Good point. I guess I’ll have to tenderize you for my next meal.

Lift this chaotic freak up by his grabby arm and claw him right in the neck

If he makes any hostile move, tear off one of his limbs and burn the rest of him

[Avetruetotheimperator]

It is time to kenneth to blow his trumpet on Mount Crumpet! He'll throw this dragon-turtle off the flying machine, then hit with panzerfaust when he lands on the ground! Genius!
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard asks the blob if it can shape into something that could wipe out an entire city or something. Gotta keep to the theme after all!