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This RTD is complicated, and I don’t want to risk messing it up, I’m thinking of “simplifying” it by having the characters enter a portal I spawned via a 6 some turns ago, transporting them to a ne world, a Minimalist world

Bring characters to Mininalist World (character sheets no longer required, forms not set, memories intact, complete minimalist, but the story continues)
- 0 (0%)
Bring characters through, but the portal deletes their memories and they have to start anew, new for,s made, new memories forged
- 3 (50%)
Bring characters through, memories of themselves and goals deleted, memories of this world remain
- 1 (16.7%)
Other(PM me the suggestion you wish)
- 1 (16.7%)
Start completely fresh, the portal envelops everything and rearranges itself into a new universe
- 1 (16.7%)
Continue the indefinite wait
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere (Players welcome)  (Read 92979 times)

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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2019, 05:56:11 pm »

They can't stop me. Eat a few of the mammals.

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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2019, 05:59:25 pm »

Kennethmania is protected. Kenneth does not need to stick around. Kenneth should explore and find more excavators that are escalators. Kenneth likes that
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2019, 06:08:56 pm »

 :D


((What is Rockmania? It’s a concert, right? The concert building teleported to the town. I didn’t know what bad men you were referring to))


Rockmania is Kenneth's nation. Also known as Kennethmania. Kenneth found Rockmania while Kyacking. He landed and defended it with Panzerfaust. Kenneth won that day, along with his cult. Rockmania is in water.
Do you want me to bring it back to where it was?  I thought teleportation was the best way to get rid of the people attacking you
Check the steam engine to know which pieces are missing
(5)
You find that all you need is a cylinder and a piston.

draw my sword and call upon the latent magic in the world to imbue it with fire, then attack the somethings with bolts of fire and slashing of steel!
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go after them and Try this again!
"Sure thing lady. Get the brain sucker ready XB-108.
Are you heading to mansion now?

(5)
XB gets the brain sucker out and you all head for the mansion
Yes

The moment Alex appears, suck out his brain and book it to outside the town.
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(5 vs 3)
Rolling for who Karl attacks, 1 is [REDACTED]. XB108 is farthest from [REDACTED] to keep the brain from falling into it, and is thus, closest to the door, meaning that 5 and 6 will be XB108
2 is [REDACTED] Jr, 3 is KAD, and 4 is Woman


[REDACTED] enters the mansion and finds Alex sitting at a table with three books and a stack of papers. You ready the brain sucker and sucks Alex’s brain into it, but before he dies, Alex screams, which apparently attracted the attention of a knight, who attacked [REDACTED]. Karl imbues his sword with fire magic and charges at [REDACTED], oblivious to the other creatures. [REDACTED] gets burned by the flaming steel and drops the brain and the sucker.

Roll for XB108
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Roll for Woman
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Roll for KAD
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Roll for Jr
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Karl, being occupied with fighting [REDACTED], doesn’t notice the other creatures as they attack. XB forces him toward the others. Jr hits him in the head, knocking him towards KAD, who hits him in the chest, knocking him towards Woman, who grabs him, and, with him struggling, pushes him out the door and closes it. [REDACTED] picks up the brain, which is luckily not damaged, and puts it into the machine.

Kennethmania is protected. Kenneth does not need to stick around. Kenneth should explore and find more excavators that are escalators. Kenneth likes that
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You find an escalator near town and test if it it is an escalator by cooking closely at it, you do find a button that says escalator. When you press it, the slope of the machine grows two sets of stairs on conveyor belts  next to each other, one set going up, the other set going down.

They can't stop me. Eat a few of the mammals.

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4
You eat 2 or three of them before they start to scatter. You feel slightly less hungry, but not by much
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2019, 06:14:33 pm »

Use magic to craft a piston and a cylinder from the parts of the exploded drop-pod
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« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2019, 06:18:43 pm »

Use magic to craft a piston and a cylinder from the parts of the exploded drop-pod
You successfully craft the cylinder and piston. You connect them into the train, and now it just needs the boiler filled and the coal burning and it will be ready to ride. It won’t have the wagons though, if you want another crack at that


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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2019, 06:31:50 pm »

Throw a void bomb at them as a distraction and book it.
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2019, 06:35:24 pm »

Start enchanting the engine to be indestructible.
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2019, 06:42:50 pm »

These mammals are too small. Go back into the woods and catch something bigger.

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« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2019, 06:57:32 pm »

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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2019, 07:03:28 pm »

Deflect the void bomb back at them with a swift strike from my shortsword, then begin slashing and parrying the other monster’s attacks, minus that living void thing: keep out of it’s reach and evade it’s attacks.
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2019, 07:41:11 pm »

Start enchanting the engine to be indestructible.
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You successfully enchant the engine to be destructible. Your enchantment worked so e
Well that the tracks the train is on are also indestructible

These mammals are too small. Go back into the woods and catch something bigger.

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You leave the town and head back to the field. While there, you find a group of bears.

Throw a void bomb at them as a distraction and book it.

Deflect the void bomb back at them with a swift strike from my shortsword, then begin slashing and parrying the other monster’s attacks, minus that living void thing: keep out of it’s reach and evade it’s attacks.
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6 vs 2

[REDACTED] throws a void bomb at Karl. Karl tries and fails to to deflect it. He drops his sword and wakes up near a train track
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2019, 07:44:06 pm »

Book it to the dimensional Plane of Rusty Nails and Hatred.
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Re: My First RTD: A Minimalist Adventure to Nowhere and Everywhere
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2019, 07:57:25 pm »

Name: Jimothy
Description: <insert uncreative thing here>
Starting Location: The middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere
Goal: To make fridge cockroaches extinct.

>Open the Gates to Hell
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« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2019, 08:03:51 pm »


Isolate a bear.

Kill and eat.


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« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2019, 08:16:48 pm »

Book it to the dimensional Plane of Rusty Nails and Hatred.
All of you successfully get to the plane of Rusty Nails and Hatred

Name: Jimothy
Description: <insert uncreative thing here>
Starting Location: The middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere
Goal: To make fridge cockroaches extinct.

>Open the Gates to Hell
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You open Gates to Hell. You think they will stay open for an hour until closing again



Isolate a bear.

Kill and eat.


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You find a bear that’s farther from the rest of the group. You step between it and the group, cutting it off. Then you bite a chunk from its back, which kills it. You eat the bear. You are 3/4 full now



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