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[scourge728]

Put results from generators here (such as talk to transformer)

[scourge728]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Generator spam is always worse than just spamming, as the actual function of your generator is being spammed is worse than spamming.

Another alternative is to not use your generator at all. You could of course spam with a lot of the basic functions of the generator, but it might not be as effective as spamming. Or you could only spam what is needed or most often, if you ever need a certain kind of message, or you need certain data when building your own message with generators.

If, however, you are going to be creating messages to be passed to your clients, it means no spamming is possible. However, if you use generators for that purpose, or you want to be in luck, just spam those functions and you should not be much of a hit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mewtwo: Yeah.

Luigi: This time it's really.
Mario: Yeah.

Luigi: You remember a time, back before Bowser, after Bowser became an evil mastermind, when he stole the power from Luigi?

Mario: Yep. His grandfather did it all in the night.

Luigi: Huh.

Mario: So he's all about power.


Cut scene

Luigi and Mario are sitting in Mario's Mario-Poop house. Luigi is looking at Luigi's Nintendo game collection as he is reading his book. When Mario shows him the Nintendo Gamecube, Mario is shocked. Mario then tells Luigi that after he learned that Bowser stole Super Mario World, he decided to make Mario his successor and would continue to live forever. Mario is shocked by Luigi's reaction.

Mewtwo returns and starts to attack everyone. Luigi is angry and Mario grabs him away from Mewtwo and runs to check on him. However, a mysterious man is running away from a

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mewtwo is not a Pokemon.


The game ends when Mewtwo falls asleep.

[TamerVirus]

People, somewhere or another there's a thread for generator spam. Please, for the love of fornication, take this crap there instead of shitting all over the WTF thread with it. In fact, it will be hilarious to say you're a "terrible person" for shitting all over this thread, as you will never win, as it is only going to turn people against the thread and will be the most frustrating ever. Thanks.

As far as the fact that this thread is now being censored, the "good guys" (because of you, as always) want you to get over yourselves and delete the thread from /r/generator . While some may be offended by this, I cannot believe that there are people who believe the worst about each other and still get into this debate. I don't think that one has to be racist or sexually violent to be a troll. If you aren't, don't read on. If you are and you agree that /r/trolls does

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Apparently I'm a Final Fantasy VII boss according to this thing. (click to show/hide)

King Zultan

Carnage, King Zultan is a boss from Final Fantasy VII. He has a red boss helmet with four hearts, his tail has five stars, and his left arm has an "x" on it.

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Strategy Edit

King Zultan is not a physical melee enemy, but he possesses high magic defense, powerful Magic attacks, high offensive, and physical damage mitigation, making him one of the toughest bosses in Final Fantasy VII. This makes him extremely difficult for characters with low Defense and defense-reducing stat bonuses, but good Magic and Speed stat boosts such as the Ultima Weapon and Fencer skill should help against him.

The only way to defeat King Zultan is using a combination of High Speed and High Defense for max resistances and high Magic attack, while healing up using Magic items such as Hastega.

King Zultan's HP starts with 20, and it is easy for players to hit 80% of his HP with high strength to

Spoiler: Also I'm a alien apparently. (click to show/hide)

King Zultan's body is a mix of wood, flesh, bones, a little bit of bone, and bits of flesh. He has no face. He's the best example of a creature so completely alien from life with so few organs. The best example of a character so totally inbred from life, that you simply can't connect to what has gone before. And you realize that the only way to get his DNA out is to destroy him through killing him!

Well, that's not very logical. Why would you kill someone like that? Why would you allow that sort of thing to happen? You're a human; you're an artist. How could you stand against it? So you turn on your brain and kill you. And this thing kills you. But all its skin and everything. The problem is: what does this mean? It's like what the devil says, "When you do you get hellfire. All it takes to be destroyed is a glance!" It was written down by the first man, that's why it still

Spoiler: Toady One is apparently a character in the Simpsons (click to show/hide)

Toady One in The Simpsons has used his signature pose, and laugh-and-giggle style to show his disapproval at Homer's behavior in the series. This has led into the fact that he has always taken no credit for this technique.

Homer: Oh shit, he's got the look of a chicken! Moe: Wait, did you think you were going to make a big deal out of it? Homer: No, I mean... I mean, he's getting upset about something. (giggles) Moe: Huh? A chicken!

One episode. Marge: Homer! When, what, did he get a haircut? Homer: [in surprise] I thought I was going to get an electric shock, okay? Marge: (sighing and moving away) I guess I did.


Music

In The Simpsons, when Homer's haircut's done, he keeps his beard down, so that it can only reveal the lower half of his face.

"That's a bad idea, I'm cutting my hair straight and I'm thinking, "Oh my god, I'm in trouble

[methylatedspirit]

Spoiler: I'm a potent anticonvulsant? (click to show/hide)

methylatedspirit (a potent anticonvulsant), or 2-(2-[(2-amino acid-1-methyl)-5-methylenedioxy)amino)-1,2-deoxy-3-(methyl-3-nitrosodiethylamino)ethyl]-1H-indole-(2-ethylhexyl-1,2-dichlorophenyl)-ethanol, to determine the effects of CBD on the expression of brain-derived neurotrophic factor, BDNF.


Methods:

Adult female ESRP from the ESRP Study were assigned to either the THC-exposed group, the control group (which did not use CBD); or the N-(2-phenylpropyl)-3-(4,5-dimethoxyphenyl)-1,2-dichlorophenyl)hydrazine group, a non-exposure group. BDNF expression of ESRP was analyzed by western blot analysis.

Results:

CBD treated patients showed increased BDNF expression after THC treatment (P < 0.001) compared to the non-treated control conditions.

Conclusions:

Based on these studies, a THC dose of 30 mg/day appears to be safe for healthy individuals under therapeutic conditions.

©2013 The Authors

Spoiler: What. (click to show/hide)

methylatedspirit) was shown to be potent in reducing glutamate concentrations in hippocampus with administration of the 2 μM μM (P = 0.01). The NMDA receptor antagonist 3-(4-iodophenyl)-N-methyl-d-asparoxyl-(4-methylnitrosadienyl)-5-methyl-6-methylpent-4-propylamin-4-one (1-aminohexyl)-L-thyrosine (15 ng/mL) showed greater enhancement over the vehicle-treated group (50% reduction), showing an enhancement of excitatory neurotransmission. The NMDA receptor antagonist SR76694 significantly reduced glutamatergic effects of the test compounds following NMDA receptor desensitization (51% increase) following sub-chronic administration. These data indicate that the glutamate receptor antagonist SR76694 attenuates the glutamate response to 5-HT 2A antagonists using glutamatergic mechanisms. These results indicate that 5-HT 2A antagonists can potentially enhance the

Spoiler: How many line breaks can this thing have!? (click to show/hide)

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Permanent link to this comic: http://xkcd.com/12

[TamerVirus]

This thing is great for incomprehensible fanfiction

Spoiler:  Vegeta with the Infinity Stones (click to show/hide)

Vegeta, prince of all Saiyans, had finally found all of the Infinity Stones and gained his ultimate power. This power allowed him to transform anyone to stone in a matter of moment but his true power wasn't known yet. When he returned to the Saiyan world, the Saiyans had begun fighting each other again to determine who was the biggest threat to this new peaceful era. And though there was no one on the island to see if Vegeta was really immortal or who the Saiyans' next king, Krillin, really was, Vegeta was determined to prove everyone wrong.

In order to do so, he enlisted the help of the three best people he had known the last couple decades: Piccolo, Gohan, and Mr. Satan... who had been trained by Cell. By now, all three of them had grown more distant from the other Saiyans than they would like to admit. They tried to explain all of it to the village elders, but they did little more than laugh.

Spoiler: Thanos collected the pieces of Exodia (click to show/hide)

Thanos had finally collected all fives of pieces of Exodia's soul (except one piece, which had been lost) and had made preparations to retrieve it after he had defeated Sakaar. At this time, he was surrounded by three Sakaar troopers to be his guards. All of them wanted to know what the Exodia was, but they were defeated by the Exodia's energy-giant powers, which forced him to return the soul to his body. During this time, Sakaar's Exodia was destroyed and a new Exodia appeared: the Exodia that Thanos possessed. When this Exodia attacked Thanos in Avengers vs. Exo-Men, Thanos defeated it. In the end, this one managed to harm not only his teammates, but Earth itself.[8]

After the Exodia was defeated, Thanos was sent to Nova Prime by the new incarnation of the Avengers, as the rest of Infinity was captured by them and imprisoned. When Nova Prime was revealed by his Infinity Gems, Thanos was captured as well

Spoiler: Now what if we add Hitler to the mix (click to show/hide)

Vegeta was forced to team up with Thanos to defeat Adolf Hitler, because the Nazi leader is a terrible person.

Thor tried to murder Iron Man, but was stopped by a girl with powers.

Serena was given the powers of the Goddess (Ikki's goddess) by the Goddess of Asgard after seeing Thor.

Eve was transformed into a cat by Loki, because the cat wanted revenge on her husband.

Gandalf has a long-running rivalry with Thor. After a fight, he offers Thor his head for a gift. The gods of Asgard accept his offer, but also refuse to reveal his identity.

Jor-el and Isengard take over the ship that was used to transport the first dragon, Jor-El. In the meantime, Thor and Loki battle over the soul of Jor-El.

The gods gave Thor and the dwarves the Thorstone, and Thor became Thor the god of thunder.

[NJW2000]

A fun technique I've found is to convince the generator to talk about two different topics at the same time. It generally collapses into a discussion of just one topic, but it can be pretty fun while it lasts.

Spoiler: Pope Francis visits a school (click to show/hide)

Recent surveys show that the majority of Americans approve of Pope Francis's decision to expose himself to a group of primary school students.
The most recent poll, released by Real Clear Politics in September, found 53% of respondents were in favour of Francis' decision, with 38% opposed.

That number is likely to increase as Francis continues to raise questions regarding sexuality and public nudity.

Recent surveys show that the majority of Americans approve of Pope Francis's decision to expose himself to a group of primary school students. A Pew Research Centre survey published in March found that 83 percent of Americans support Francis' decision to let his penis out of his pants during morning exercises and 84 percent of Americans thought the Pope's attire should be a bit more modest.

Spoiler: Ryan Gosling and Global Warming (click to show/hide)

A recent series of articles in the Chicago Tribune considered the links between global warming and naked pictures of Tom Hiddleston. The authors, the usual suspects for what they consider to be "anti-science," claimed that since it's "common knowledge among experts that the increase in sea levels and erosion caused by human activity will eventually affect all coastal areas," that naked pictures of celebrities are just the trigger needed to raise sea levels by a couple hundred millimetres.

The idea that naked photos of famous people, such as Hiddleston, are somehow the "real threat on top of all the others," seems a bit preposterous. Hiddleston, like many supermodels and actresses, is incredibly powerful. She's famous as well, and also for being gay. She got married, and got divorced, and then married, and then divorced and remarried and remarried.

A recent series of articles in the Chicago Tribune considered the links between global warming and naked pictures of Ryan Gosling. They concluded with a photo of a naked Gosling lying naked on a beach, with the caption: "The pictures show an extreme, disturbing image from the future, one that may not be out of the realm of possibility. The pictures were taken by a photographer known only as 'Dr. B.'

"The images are shocking but not surprising: A study by researchers of extreme climate effects at the National Center for Atmospheric Research, led by Dr. David R. Lindzen, found that recent global warming had led to a surge in naked photographs.

Spoiler:  Benito Mussolini crowned king (click to show/hide)

The crowning of Benito Mussolini as king of England raised eyebrows last week. Famous scientologist Bill Murray  recently expressed his admiration for Mussolini  in his film  Gladiator. He seems to have an admiration for someone who fought for freedom, and who ended up being assassinated for it. And then Mussolini did something similar to Adolf Hitler. It didn't go too well. And it could really have gone a lot worse for Hitler. It's almost comical that an iconic figure who is also said to be one of  the greatest soldiers of the 20th Century, who's most famous battle was  a victory over an army of millions of Nazis led by Adolf Hitler , now wants to become one of the kings of England.

The crowning of Benito Mussolini as king of England raised eyebrows last week. Famous scientologist Bill Murray  got caught in a crossfire between fans and scientists over a series of tweets in which he called the British monarch as fascist, "sick", "crazy", "disgusting", "anarchist terrorist", "criminal", "fascist", "fascist dictator", "traitor to science", and "the ultimate idiot".
This prompted more discussion about scientology and its alleged connection to the violent overthrow of the democratically elected government of Guatemala in 1954.  Scientologist Bruno Spitzer was sentenced to five years in prison after being arrested in 2003 at his office in Manhattan when he was accused of being the ringleader of the assassination of the late Pope John Paul II .

The crowning of Richard Nixon as emperor of Japan made headlines last week. Famous opera singer Mark Zuckerberg has called Japan the greatest country in the world. He is also the son of President Obama, of the Democratic Party, and son-in-law to Obama's White House chief of staff Denis McDonough. What was the reason for these declarations? Because both Putin and Obama are Asian, but not in the American sense as it pertains to America, the most powerful nation on the planet. If you take a close look at how the two are represented in popular culture, you will find that they belong in different social classes. Putin is played by, for instance, Japanese actor Takehiro Suzuki, and he is part of a generation that is largely Asian (i.e. he grew up in Japan). In contrast, Obama is portrayed as a Caucasian.

Source: Talk to Transformer

[Bumber]

Decearing egg on top that was about 8.5 inches (20 cm) in diameter and had a white stripes in it. The egg had a solid yellow egg shell and a black egg shell inside.

In 2003, a couple in Illinois noticed a white egg on a small white piece of newspaper with a white shell in a white paper bag on the bottom of the bag, which they had dropped off at the dumpster the previous morning and had not noticed before. The egg was in such poor condition the woman tried to give it away to another animal shelter because of the state regulations on egg disposal. The shelter sent animal control to retrieve the egg and get it disposed of. The egg was found in a dumpster of a different location next to the dumpster. The egg washed up the next morning, but was still in bad condition.

According to the Humane Society of Southern Illinois, an egg a few inches larger than a hen egg will

[Nirur Torir]

Spoiler: It is my destiny to become a Jedi, Avatar of Time, and the Lord of Time. (click to show/hide)

Nirur Toriran is a native of the world of Kaldorei. When he was a child he lived in Kaldorei, and when he was a teenager, he began to explore an unknown realm that had gone unheard by the others in his age group. As this became apparent a mysterious portal was opened that connected a dimension of time and space, but when he opened it to its true nature it opened a gate that took him far away from reality, from his home world and all that he believes he knows about it. During this time he has learned of the existence of a being whose only purpose is to aid Kaldorei in its quest. With this knowledge as part of his training as a Jedi Knight he must learn to become the Avatar of Time and the Lord of Time.

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Biography Edit

Vasudeva Doshan was an old Kaldorei who traveled with his son Naruk, the younger of the elder pair, to the world of Kaldorei, but when

It then gave me some weird Warcraft fanfiction, and thinks I'm an Indian professor of economics and politics.

[Reelya]

Spoiler: I'm a great writer apparently, but perhaps a bit unhinged and with an Oedipus complex (click to show/hide)

reelya, in his writings at length, speaks of his spiritual mother with a kind of solemn affection, recalling how from childhood he had been taught to revere her as Goddess, and how she had saved his father by revealing to him her secret plans. From the time of his birth till the beginning of his life (in childhood he would lie down, in order to be near his mother) he was surrounded by beautiful women; his mother always found him beautiful, even upon the hardest of nights. He learnt to love beauty, and to love the beauty of women. When his father was about to die, he was to accompany his mother and see his mother be buried, because if they were ever separated, the man himself would not escape death, but would die again. He was always alone when he was with his mother; and though she would be happy, he would always be alone; he could not live with his wife. At times of sorrow

I'm plain-texting this instead of spoiling because this is absolutely legendary:

Gilligan's Island was created during the Great Depression by the US Government to make a way to help with the supply of grain and cotton for the American military in the Third World. One of the main areas of concern in that day was in Nicaragua, which was at the time fighting an all-out war with the Contras as well as the Sandinistas.

The government of Nicaragua, which had a massive population of 60 million, decided in 1950 that the population of the United States was going to explode in the next 50 years. So to stop this and to increase the flow of food from the United States back into the Nicaraguan economy the administration decided to create a new country called "Nicaragua" as a new, new kind of land to create in the Caribbean Basin.

So the President's administration chose to create a new territory for this reason, because it wanted this country to be a very safe place for the United States army to

[Autohummer]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 The Generator is one of the most important buildings of the City in Frostpunk, as well as one of two buildings your city starts with. It is the main source of heat and power for your city and its people.

Unlike many buildings on a city, it generates the electricity from the source it sits in. In fact, in Cityfall Mode the generator is called "the generator". The generator has several functions it can implement that are not mentioned in the article.

The Engine of Frostpunk (formerly the Engine of Snow) is one of the two buildings that can't be built as a city. This is due to the fact the snow and ice generating it. The generator is mentioned briefly when going into city Fall for the first time to install "the City Fall's Generator".

The Snow Man (not to be confused with the Snow Thing, Snow-Man, nor the Snow-Man's family) is a kind of ice person that was used by an elder to make a snowman out of him and to keep him from


As long as the Furnace was lit, there was hope.

With all of my preparations ready, I ran off out into the forest towards where our enemies seemed most likely.

"Kamito-san, get back here and get me an armour, alright?"

"What? Eh? No, I really don't understand that. Why would that even be important to the war?"

"...Ahem. Yes, sure."

When Kamito returned to the place where the firelight had spread out to meet us from above, there were scattered firecrackers. I tried to stop Kamito from trying to set fire to it, but the fire still burned bright and bright in that fireless environment. It looked pretty decent, so I decided to let him finish the job.

As he stood up straight, a small amount of red smoke appeared behind him.

The fires of war, of course, are always kind of terrifying.

"O-Alright, then, I'll look around and see what I can do. I'll stay here


The Heat Generator Tower, or Generator for short,  was constructed by the Heat Wave  of 1992 in collaboration with the  Hymenspeaker  and the  Sunlight Generator  (SGV), at the site of the old British Army  Signal Hill. While the Hymenspeaker and SGV were the original architects for the base, they were replaced in 1989 by an engineer hired to build the solar panels on top of the  Generator Tower  with the  Sunlight Generator  installed on the bottom, thus replacing Sunlight Generator  with Generator for the Solar Panel construction at the base.
The Generator Generator was designed for a two solar panels installation, one on the top and a second below which sits on a 3.4 meter diameter metal rod and mounted on one side of a circular hole that will fit inside the generator. The sunlight generator was mounted next to the generator panel itself with the Generator panel below being directly facing the sun



The Heat Generator Tower, or Generator for short, 『Kakkun』 (ガードクラス) is an enormous machine on its own, it is able to generate the necessary energy for the use of the various spells.

The Generator Towers will eventually become available after completing the game. Each time an upgrade of the Generator goes up for the first time, an Upgrade will come with it from the world of Argyle.

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Story Edit

Tower Edit

The Tower is divided into the following sections (Tower 1, Tower 2, Tower 3) and requires a certain number of upgrades in order to reach the maximum amount of energy and power (Energy 1 in Tower 1, 5 in Tower 2 or 8 in Tower 3).

Once an Upgrade is gained by using an Upgrade Station in any level, it stays with the Tower until you clear a level.

The higher the maximum and the more upgrades it uses, the more complex and complex the layout seems. It's possible to reach level 120 which is the highest level

[KittyTac]

Spoiler: Two drunk game developers chatting over IRC (click to show/hide)

**CanThisProduceACoherentPhrase?** (01:10:16) (AJ@m): the problem with the game is we didn't have enough characters, so then you try and make it as realistic as possible with this idea of the universe being infinite, so if the player says "yeah, I know the universe is as big as the human brain is", then it doesn't make sense, then that character is useless and you have to create new ones. If you didn't want to give them enough personality and motivation to keep fighting and try to get them to keep their weapons back, then they'll get bored and abandon they character they were just fighting for, then the entire point will be lost. (01:10:31) (AJ@m): and we have to say that we will never make up a game for you: "You can't fight with me, I have magic and can turn anyone into a vampire" (01:10:54) (Gazza): I mean this is ridiculous that you should get any idea that the idea

[methylatedspirit]

Spoiler: I was expecting a proof, I got garbled nonsense. (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: TURBO SHITTER (click to show/hide)

TURBO SHITTER TEMPO. DIFFERENTIAL ROTATION. THE RIVER WIND SHIFTS THROUGH THE WET AND WATER AND BAGS. TANKING SHAVES FROM THE RIVER, SWEATS AND MASSAGING WELL WATER. THE FAST TRUCK TURBO SHITCHES BACK AT THE WET WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHIFT WITH A CHAIN. THE WATER RATES FROM ONE TO THREE DEGREES. The SHIFT IS RUSHED UP TO THE RIVER END (SIDE OF TRACK FOR BUSHES TO STAY) AND THEN DEGREE DIFFERENTIAL ROTATION. THE PROSPECT OF GONE IS NOT GONE. RIDICULOUS DRIVERS DONATE TO THE PRIOR FORCE AND BEGAN TO STAY. SURE YOU ALL DON'T LOOK FOR THE SHIFT OR FOR THE TRUCK BUT DON'T LOOK FOR ANYTHING ELSE, ETA IS 1,30 SECONDS, THE PRIMARY FORCE IS HERE. THE MEGA SHIFT HAS BORN WITH THE SECOND SECOND ROTATION TO THE EAST. IT'S TIME TO DO IT RIGHT. IT IS NICE YOU GUYS. THE PRIMARYFORCE IS GOING TO GET YOU SOOTY. JUST DON'T SUCK IT UP, WE WILL MOCK THEM ALL.

Spoiler: An article from a piss-obsessed world. (click to show/hide)

I piss water into my mouth.

I pee my hands in the toilet and that is the only way I can pee!


How are you getting around? Are you on a bicycle? Or are the streets really that unsafe?

Why do people pee on the street in the middle of the day? Why should you even pay attention if you're just sitting there peeing right next to the guy next to you, but the guy next to you in his car isn't paying attention to you?


People are supposed to come to work and put their clothes on and clean up. Who's going to want to sit in a parking lot? Just pee.


What should I think about the way this city treats you? That people are going to hate you for whatever you do, and we're giving it a pass?


Why can't anyone go back to the '60s? What does it mean for us as a nation and what it might mean for our future?


What happens when this culture has become so extreme, with all

Spoiler: Started with a fart joke, ended up with Buddhism? (click to show/hide)

Let a be such that I fart at least, I fart in the middle of a conversation, or I fart in the middle of my talk, or I fart on my own at some place. If then all I have to do is to fart at those times, I'll never have to worry about being called fart out.

This passage by the great Zenist, Dogen does not require many examples. One should not, however, expect all of their farting to be consistent; this is, after all, the teaching of the Buddha. And, more, I do not want to discourage the possibility that there is a continuum between farting in moderation and farting out in extremes. It would be wrong, of course, but Dogen does give it as much leeway as a man on the street could.

Farting in moderation


Let not a man speak to a woman or a woman speak to a man.

If it is right, let every man speak to every woman. If it is wrong, let every man speak to

Spoiler: Fed the generator some raws, the text generated looks like raws. (click to show/hide)

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The [ADJ] [NO_ART_NAME]
[NAME] [ADJ]
[NAME] and the [NOUN]
[NAME] and the [ADJ] [NOUN]
The [NOUN] and [NAME]
The [ADJ] [NOUN] and [NAME]
[NAME]: [PHRASE]
It Must Have Been [NAME]
My Friend [NAME]
The Birth of [NAME]
The Sun Sets on [NAME]
I Just Did [NAME]
I Know You Are Here [/ADJ]
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[AFFIRMATION]
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[ADJ]: [NOUN]
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After the Rain
As The Sun Starts
With It A Long Time Ago [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
The Moon is Gonna Roll Over
So It Would Never Sleep [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
Lonely Time
Lonely Place
Lonely Land
Lost Children [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
Makes Me Want To Go Back Home [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
The Snow is Falling Down [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
[ADJ]: [NOUN]
[ADJ]: [NOUN] [ADJ]:
[NOUN]
[ADJ]: [NOUN]
At Last [NAME]: [NOUN]
[NOUN]

Spoiler: Yet more raws. (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: These read like raws. (click to show/hide)

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[CREATURE:NUDIST_WASTE]

[CASTE:MONOCLE]

[LIGAMENTS]

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[NAME:Nudist:Nudist:Nudist:]] [NAME:Nudist:Nudist:Nudist:]] [/

[Autohummer]

Spoiler: Yep, sounds like what Colonel Campbell would say (click to show/hide)

Snake, what have you done?!  What are you, a psychopath?! You're not just going to sit by and let the undead come after you when they are at their lowest ebb?!  You're going to attack the undead!  Don't you have any idea how scary this is?!  They are just out of control, you know?  They are, and you can't leave them to their own ravages.  You don't understand how deadly it is, you know?  Why would they want to kill another living being, right?!  What do you want to talk about?!  You just walked away, and you want my attention!  You want my attention!"  "What's your point, you stupid, useless monster?  He's only doing this because the others are too busy fighting, because they are distracted by the undead.  Don't you dare come close to them!  If they can't kill you, you're going to have to do it on your own!" The dragon, who was still in a bit of a daze, finally said something. "It

Spoiler: Instructions unclear, crushed by roller coaster (click to show/hide)

Do a barrel roll to slow down the motion of the roller coaster.


Step 3 – Get the roller coaster off the roller coaster.

Turn on the roller coaster control and set the roller coaster speed to zero and move the control lever one-half turn out from the center of the roller coaster to the edge of the roller coaster.


Step 4 – Hold the control lever for a few seconds for the center of the roller coaster to move toward the edges of the roller coaster.


Step 5 – Hold the control lever and move the center of the roller coaster forward slowly.


Step 6 – As you move through the center point, watch the roller coaster swing in the water.


Step 7 – Once you are out of the center point and at the edges of the roller coaster, repeat steps 4, 6, and 7.


*To be sure that the wheel you have to move is straight, you should put your hand in front of it.


*Watch what happens when you release the control lever. I suggest

Spoiler: Ace Combat movie confirmed (click to show/hide)

Mobius One: $1.75m (£1.05m; £8m)


Kong: $1.4m (£880,000; £570,000)


Kingsman: The Secret Service: $1.3m (£744,000; $664,000)


Marvel's Captain America 1: $1.2m (£745,000; $661,000)


Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2: $1.1m (£723,000; $629,000)


Star Trek Beyond: $907,000 (£739,000; $590,000)


Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Vol. 2, Part 2: $901,000 (£736,000; $580,000)


Wonder Woman, Vol. 2: $799,000 (£638,000; $587,000

Warner Bros' next installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is going to hit cinemas in January 2017.It's actually the second film in the MCU that the studio has already announced; last month its two-part "Uncanny Avengers" was announced and then on Tuesday they announced their standalone versions of its biggest comic book characters - Captain America and Iron Man in a fight to protect Earth.There's no official word from Warner Bros on release of the fourth film out of the MCU

Spoiler: After the Battle of Glatisant (click to show/hide)

 

Demon Lord of the Round Table, Tanya's eyes met his and he took a step back.

Numerous people, many soldiers, a few mages… they all appeared outside of the castle castle with eyes wide open.


'Is this really the person who attacked the party that day?'

"I'll be going back now," Tanya told her comrades in the hall to get away from the crowd.

"Well then, let's have a look at this guy!" A middle-aged soldier yelled.


"This will do." Roo shook his head in disinterest.


"Hey, hey, the enemy's really scary, isn't he?" The man who was waiting by the entrance of the Castle's courtyard began waving his arms, "How about you let the heroes see what's underneath. It's too dangerous! What will they do if they see our mysterious new weapon…"

"…I don't care. I already don't care when she's dead."

"Haha…"


"If you want, I can even tell her the secret of her father's sword. She'll

[HmH]

Spoiler: Got this weird news title from BBC. Animal Farm intensifies. (click to show/hide)

Sheep enroll at French school as students.

"I really like the idea of him learning French at my school," Leventhal told me earlier this year. "It's very exciting to have children come for the holidays and go home and learn French as well."

As it was revealed he had a girlfriend, there was a backlash from many French parents, leading Leventhal to consider a divorce.

So far so predictable. But in fact, it's a complex marriage in France that led to several legal obstacles for Mr. Leventhal, including the need to obtain his own lawyer, pay legal bills, and a battle against his former employer, who was seeking to have him fired.

The French courts have never ruled on his appeal and are currently deciding which one to apply to, while the employer is appealing through a French law firm and the courts are evaluating what is in breach of French law.

Sheep enroll at French school as students.

This is not the first time that a pig has joined a French school, it is known that a pig had already taken over one and now has several hundred members of his own race.

They are now working on improving the situation. French news website L'Association National de la Recherche des Sciences reported earlier today that after months of preparation, the pig was finally given his name and identity.

The pig, named B.F.O., was born at Côte d'Ivoire's Ecole du Plantes de Côte d'Ivoire, or the University of Izo.

He already had his own name, but the name Pig had a hard time finding an actual, recognizable name. The pig's name has a French-style word meaning "baboon" and he was so cute, some French girls decided to call him Piggy!

Spoiler: Another weird news title. (click to show/hide)

Bobcat coaxed down from Florida power pole.

Funny how they can come up with that phrase.

At least they can make me eat some of them, and when they're done. So I can't eat them.

So I'll get the last one.

We're trying to figure out a couple of things at this point, to decide who gets to play. And what I did is tell myself that if there's any question about who has the last laugh, I've got a shot.

But, that doesn't mean that we don't, and that can't be fixed in the meantime, if needed. I know we can't play, but we might just be in a better position for playing the last few minutes of basketball for an hour, before going to an interview. Because as long as we're on the same page, that's how things go.

Just like the one time when I said, "The man with the golden shoe is me."

And the guy with the golden shoe is your coach.

Bobcat coaxed down from Florida power pole. On this occasion, however, "the cat took some time to get to the ground."

Ricardo's last appearance with the team was October 17, where he didn't register a base hit on five hits. With his bat out of sync and his swing in transition, that's not a particularly impressive performance.

He'll enter Thursday's game with 20 RBIs, but is only hitting .200 in eight plate appearances.

The team says this is part of an ongoing evaluation process to find his new playing time.

Spoiler: Repercussions of Evil (click to show/hide)

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He had never been so close to finding himself on someone's "deathbed."

Stalvern knew he was a little out of his depth in those first few moments of battle, when his team had finally discovered their location. The demons were surrounded on three sides, and the air above them could no longer be controlled with any help. All he could hope for was simple survival. But he wasn't going to let despair stop him from trying.

Stalvern opened his mouth wide and closed it again. This time he didn't hold back from his reaction, because in the end, all he had to do was wait. As if to make his point, he raised his fist up to punch the demons into submission, while holding his weapon upright against his side.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. A hundred yards away he saw another soldier standing across from him, looking at him quizzically. His eyes, the same black as the rest of his face, were as pale.

"What are you, a witch? Who made you?" he demanded.

"Sgt. T-901," the man deadpanned. "But what do you want? I'll tell you what I see. A demon here. Now I'm going to kill him. I'll kill him right off the base."

Lance grabbed him and they both stumbled out together.

A few days later, when someone had started to think of the base as a place where demons lived, not the best of places where to get killed by demon, Lance had come to a different conclusion. "You got him, I got him," he was told by one of the guards. He was a good soldier. "I'll leave his brother to watch him die."

"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons." They are demons, it sounded like – demons who were responsible for all these things. The demons could make anyone who touched them lose their humanity or, worst of all, turn them away from the one thing they are best known for: fear.
And John couldn't do anything unless he fought for God, and he was the one who had to fight for him. "And what do I tell them?" he mewled. It was the first time that this voice had ever spoken. John took a breath. "I have to talk to them if I'm gonna stay alive."
The radio kept on saying "Oh, John. They don't hate you. You just happen to be the best guy in this world."
John's fear had grown larger by the second and that was what he felt. Fear of this thing that he was and this man's. He kept thinking – was they trying to do something evil here?