I'm going to be totally honest with you... if I had preassurance that nobody would post before I do, guaranteed, I wouldn't post.
I know that would ruin the game. It's still what I would do.
That's... kind of sad. But OK. Let me ask you a question, then, similar to IcyTea's:
What should the first post of Day 1 be like? Somebody has to make that post, even if you won't deign to.
But let's assume this happens by perfect coincidence and I don't know this, I just happen to make the first post. In that case, what I post might vary heavily depending on my mood at the time, but, hypothetically, based on my mood right now, it could be something like this:
All right, let's kick this off. I'm town, obviously. But I'd say that even if I wasn't, wouldn't I? Okay, full disclosure, I'm actually a serial killer. No, wait, jester serial killer. Maybe a serial jester killer. Serial jester killing cultist. Well, I can categorically confirm that my alignment is one of the things I've said in this post. (Town. It's town. Sorry.)
But whether I would say this, of course, has no dependence on my actual alignment. What I would say is the same no matter what. This is also true of all the other things I say.
So you would... spread confusion, in the guise of a joke. How does that help town?
There's always information? Even when nobody's posted yet?
Absolutely. The list of players in the game is information. Your own role and alignment is information. The identity of the GM is even information.
You're twisting the intent of my question, but yeah, sure. That's information. And that information is
useless to town if we don't back it up with social information.
We need posts. I am asking you how we should begin
obtaining those posts.
These things won't tell you who to vote for, only what to make of the information you discover later, but why on earth would you be voting if nobody has posted yet, or for someone who hasn't posted? That sounds like a special level of stupid.
You assume that we're voting with intent to lynch. We're not. We're voting to spark discussion; we're voting to see how people react. We are voting, in fact, to
obtain that "information you discover later". Do you have a better method?
So what do you do? When a game begins, how do you find scum?
I am deeply confused by this state of affairs.
You... talk to each other. Like humans.
That's too vague to be useful. Are you suggesting we make unrelated small talk? Why?
Have you never played this game with real people?
No,
Maximum Spin, I haven't. But right now, you're saying strange things, and I don't like it. Start explaining yourself, please. I'm going to go read up on your meta in the meantime, and see if this sort of talk is normal for you.
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So. Have I said stupid stuff yet?