Turn 46I made a post, but I don’t think it loaded properly. ‘Pologies for that.
Read up on the Eldritch plain and the Void, if I have time. Once that’s all done, Head to Earth to see what’s the situation.
(No problem.)
6, 4You research the Void and the Eldritch Plane. Information on these places could fill out a book, and you doze off for a good bit of it. The impression you get is that the Eldritch plane is a place of monsters older than the Universe, and is currently dominated by the mind of T'zzz the janitor. (Space Wikipedia's editors are very quick.) The Void is an unusual dimension. It seems to have most of the conditions required for a normal world, but is instead completely black and empty. Some theorists speculate that it used to hold a living dimension before the Seven made it their home. Now that they have been destroyed, more research may be done soon. After that, you travel to Earth. The news feeds don't look good. All the mundane milk on the planet vanished, and at the same time a colossal deer-headed cosmic being attacked the Alliance capital. A breaking news update informs you that milk has returned, but only by replacing the liquid water.
AI, this man is the only one, who can save us from Thainos bullshit, and only thing he cares about is blowing up some dusty skeleton on golden throne, which we cant care less about.
Order security guard to retreat, go and switch off antiwarp generators to assist Eliphas in demon summoning
4, 4You order the security troops to retreat. You get it done with no time to lose, since Delta drops your rank to ensign right after they leave and tells you not to turn off the antiwarp shields. You ignore him and go turn off the antiwarp shields. Eliphas thanks you, but before he can summon any demons Delta has him vented out a window into the vacuum. Eliphas clings to the hull of the speeding Moloko, doing his best not to fall off.
Demote Boris. I don’t need nukes right now, and he definitely doesn’t.
I’m not following Thainos to attack him. I’m following him to ask him for permission to do a molecular scan of the Infinity Milks.
Also, toss Boris’s friend out into hard vacuum while we’re in transit. I don’t need that kind of shit.
Request denied. And leave the shields alone.
3, 3You demote Boris to ensign for attempting demon-summoning and unauthorized WMD usage, but the update to the crew roster is posted too late to prevent him from sending away the guards. Boris goes on to disregard your orders and switches off the antiwarp shields. You retaliate by opening a window and dumping Eliphas into space. Showing surprising reflexes, the Chaos Lord is able to grab onto the side of the ship and avoid getting left behind.
As this is going on, the Moloko exits hyperspace and arrives above the unnamed planet Thainos chose for a dueling ground.
(I didn't mean for there to be millions of rolls for each action I took, I just went with what was happening and this is how it turned out.)
"Who is this tiny man that the Alliance has shoved forward to protect them, does he really think he can defeat the likes of me?"
Use my SUN powers to melt this man, if that fails just smash him with my other space themed abilities.
(It's not really a problem, I came up with it after all. Also, I decided to focus on the "main" timeline's Jordan Alexander's perspective for this fight. Presumably, you're still seeing enormous numbers of variations though.)
Use my diffusion grenades to separate the monster into multiple fragments.
3 vs 4On Earth, Alexander faces down AllBob. AllBob makes the first move, reaching up to the sky and grasping the sunlight. AllBob focuses this light into a deadly laser, chasing Alexander into cover with it. Alexander disappears into a nearby skyscraper as AllBob floats outside, searching for him through the windows and bending light to eliminate the shadows. After a few tense minutes, Alexander leaps out a window with rocket boots and hurls a pair of diffusion grenades into AllBob's face. AllBob is separated into a few dozen fragments, and for a moment it looks like Alexander might have actually taken down AllBob.
But it doesn't work out. AllBob has more than enough experience operating from multiple perspectives at once to keep fighting. The pack of smaller AllBob's surround Alexander in midair, hold him in place by manipulating gravity, and then strike him with a small meteor. Alexander is thrown back into the building, smashing through a force field window and landing against a desk as AllBob reconstitutes outside.
In the background, the ocean turns white.
"There is no Chaos here, only me"
Dream of Consuming chaos and it's servants
1You dream of consuming Chaos, and decide to start with Eliphas as he clings to the Moloko. Reality buckles around him as you try it, but then Eliphas suddenly turns and gives the fabric of spacetime a furious glare. You find yourself letting him go for now.
As you recover from that, you sense a being trying to communicate with you. “Hi. Thank you for saving me from the hive mind. Who are you?” it says.
Try to communicate with the entity that took over the hive mind
See if I can make tendrils to connect to and control a nearby body as well as the one I am controlling
“Hi. Thank you for saving me from the hive mind. Who are you?”
(Is it a two way link? Do I know who T’zzz is? What I say to him/her/it will vary)
(Thank you)
6You try to contact Overmind T'zzz. Although you're pretty sure it got your message, there is no reply yet.
You expand tendrils through the flesh of your host and test their reach. You think you could merge a few bodies together, but spreading your efforts would strain your ability to keep control of any individual in the collective.
Silence: Strifes for hopefully the last time!
6"You're too slow. Imperium soldier.
Try to cut Primus's hellgun in half. Then cut HIM in half.
5+1 vs 1You press the advantage. In these close quarters, the size of Primus' gun represents a liability. You take full advantage of both this, circling around him and wearing him down with jabs and cuts. Much of your army ducks for cover when Primus spins the churning Hellgun after you, spraying laser fire and trying to get a lock on you. Finally, you close in and bring up your sword for a finishing downward chop. Primus brings the gun up, and you take half a second of Hellgun fire on your center of mass. However, titans are among the most durable beings in the universe. Perhaps he should have gone for the head. You bring down Drach'nyen and slice the Hellgun in half. Admirably, Primus doesn't hesitate to draw a combat knife and try to keep fighting, but it doesn't matter in the end. You slash upward from the Hellgun's wreckage and slice Primus neatly in two. The duel is over, and the Unlimited Glove sits before you.
As you collect yourself, you idly glance at the nearby swamp. The amphibians croak in alarm as the water rapidly turns into milk.
Try and get more milk weaved I go creation, to replace the milk we lost.
6You work with the Fates to weave more milk into the universe. It works all too well. You add in new strands to replace the milk, but accidentally twist it together with another set of strands. The Fates cry out in alarm as you realize the problem.
All across the universe, all liquid water is replaced with milk.
OOC:Sorry about that result, Avetotheimperator. Normally I'd have you continue as a ghost or something like that, but I suspect the game is about to end anyway.
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