Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[sprinkled chariot]

Lord eliphas, there are certain 7 xeno goat gods trying to eat the universe WITHOUT LEAVING ANYTHING TO CHAOS, this is quite a dire situation, can you, your legion or four gods of chaos  themselfes, crush this band of abominations before there are no mortals left to serve CHAOS?   

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Just give me the Soul Milk and I can solve this! I can solve everything! Why do you still stand in my way?!"

Because you think “getting rid of all the milk” is a more valid solution to milk scarcity than “making more milk”. Hell, just make more cows or something.

"Hey, who's the one who gathered all those darn multicolored Kinds of milk? Not you, now let me save the universe MY WAY in peace or get your own damn Unlimted Glove and do your fancy more cows plan yourself."

[Glass]

"Just give me the Soul Milk and I can solve this! I can solve everything! Why do you still stand in my way?!"

Because you think “getting rid of all the milk” is a more valid solution to milk scarcity than “making more milk”. Hell, just make more cows or something.

"Hey, who's the one who gathered all those darn multicolored Kinds of milk? Not you, now let me save the universe MY WAY in peace or get your own damn Unlimted Glove and do your fancy more cows plan yourself."

Listen, if you just delete all the milk, people will just fight over what little milk-like substances are left, and probably more violently than before, because the increased scarcity will dramatically increase the value. It’s basic economics.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"La la la la I'm not listening"

[ziizo]

"Reality is a dream and I am a Dreamer".

Replace Azathoth as the being dreaming the universe into existence.

[Naturegirl1999]

"Reality is a dream and I am a Dreamer".

Replace Azathoth as the being dreaming the universe into existence.

Would Azatoth disappear, or just be part of the universe so waking up doesn’t destroy it?

[Glass]

"La la la la I'm not listening"

For fuck’s sake, man, this is literally the only thing stopping people from just giving you all the milks. Just use your common sense for a damn second.

[Enemy post]

"Reality is a dream and I am a Dreamer".

Replace Azathoth as the being dreaming the universe into existence.

Would Azatoth disappear, or just be part of the universe so waking up doesn’t destroy it?

Depends on the roll.

[randomgenericusername]

I assume I'm still at the co-dimensional bubble. Is there any Void milk left? If so, use it in a ritual to summon the mortal plane's mundane milk to the Eldritch plane. If not, instead attempt the same ritual, only using blood instead of milk as a catalyst for the summoning. Summoning some universe's milk shouldn't be that much of a big deal.

[CABL]

Lying wounded and scarred, accept my death (New character).

[Enemy post]

Lying wounded and scarred, accept my death (New character).

If you want to make a new character, you can do that now. You don't need to roll for it.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

.....
Hey, you, Thainos! I got a proposition for ya!

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

.....
Hey, you, Thainos! I got a proposition for ya!

"...Sure, speak out, I'm all ears."

[Enemy post]

Going to post the update tomorrow to make sure everyone has had enough time.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

.....
Hey, you, Thainos! I got a proposition for ya!

"...Sure, speak out, I'm all ears."

"Alright, we both have one goal in common. The death of all those godly things that threaten the mortal universe right now. That can only be accomplished through the combined power of the Infinity Dairies. So, how about we complete the set, snap away the enemy, and then afterwards me and you can settle who gets the rest of the snaps mano e mano. Two wills clashing to see who's right and who's wrong. What do you say?