Turn 27The Moloko's hyperjump was activated prematurely. The ship bursts from the repair station and tears across the universe at far beyond the speed of light before arriving in Earth's orbit.
Yoink the map, and go after the next Dairy on the list.
2You climb down from your new dinosaur and step over Goldblum's corpse to access his computer. When you attempt to log in, a security system flashes and the holographic maps vanish. The computer threatens to erase the data unless you give an appropriate password or hack your way in. It actually includes the hacking suggestion. Apparently playing David Levinson was a memorable experience for Goldblum.
Try to sense the droog leader with blood sense and lure him to the party with hypnotic suggestion
(Sorry if I wasn't clear enough, nobody can find Borek unless Yoink decides to post more actions.)
(Auto-2)You try to use your blood sense to locate Borek, but he's too well hidden for even your vampire powers to locate him before the ship suddenly blasts into a hyperjump and slams you against a wall.
Silence: Partys!
2I’d say to find something to hold onto. That, or a padded room. Or a chair with a seatbelt. Come to think of it, making such a device woud take longer... than... ten minutes...
Ignore previous post. Put on a seatbelt, preferably in a padded room, preferable with extra things to hold onto just in case. Find an O2 tank to attatch to the hardsuit..
1, 3Find a belt and fasten myself for now.
1"Name yourself, casul!" Said the GiantDad.
I, Ehm... My name is Seán Ó’ Brian, pronounced Shaun. May I ask what ye’re doing here?Rana chimed in, speaking in the various voices she had heard. "
I don't know,
I came in by chance.
If I get liquid,
I can convert it into organs for myself."
"I'm GiantDad, you casul. I'm the security officer of this ship, and I'm seeking a safe place before the hyperjump is initiated."I’d say to find something to hold onto. That, or a padded room. Or a chair with a seatbelt. Come to think of it, making such a device woud take longer... than... ten minutes...Rana then floated off to revisit the hooded man while GiantDad and Shaun quickly searched for a safe place to await the hyperjump. The two scrambled and found a single suitable chair kept in the office of a warp engine supervisor who had unfortunately perished in the zombie attack and not yet been replaced. Both rushed for it, but bumped into each other and activated the emergency backup controls. The hyperjump was activated prematurely, launching everyone who wasn't yet secured off their feet. Given the premature launch and the crew's general attitude toward safety warnings, this was practically everyone.
Ignore the part about GiantDad. Just ask the hooded man about why he needs the DNA from the specific creature, and warn him about the hyperjump and ask if I can come with him.
2You float away from GiantDad and Shaun and revisit the hooded man. You find him still wandering around the halls and interrogating passerby about Dr. Bob's location. You try to ask him about the details of his plan. He declares that he is the great
DNA Thief and as such he doesn't need to listen to lesser creatures such as yourself. You also try to warn him about the imminent hyperjump, but the Thief ignores you and continues to rant about his own
"Unmatched command of the genetic arts". At least until the hyperjump suddenly occurs, well before it was supposed to. As a floating energy being, you are unaffected by the acceleration, but the Thief is hurled against a wall.
"Why do you people think I'm here, I live here!"
After talking to the ship land my ship, go to my house and get the milk from my fridge.
(I wasn't really sure if I could let you get milk from your own fridge. After all, the premise of these games is that "you ran out of milk". However, since it's 27 turns in and you stored the milk light years away from the starting point, I felt like making a one time only exception.)
4The navy ship apologizes for the delay and assures you that the government simply wished to know if you were interested in their Rogue Scientist Assistance package and if you had any useful discoveries to offer in exchange.
As soon as you are done talking to the other ship, you land by your house and go to your fridge. There, lit by the soft glow of your fridge lights, is Your Milk. You take it out and hold it up triumphantly.
Now, I’ll reseal the void. I think that still falls under saving the world.
5+1You draw upon your powers and experience to barricade the Void once more and protect it against further attempts to open it. Nuhg is still fast enough to summon his deities to the mortal world, but you've trapped them on this side. They may destroy the universe if not defeated, but for the moment they could be killed permanently.
Keep the ritual going, increasing the amount and size of cracks between the Void and this plane until there's a permanent entrance large enough for the Seven to escape from their exile again.
6You sense Adam Simons preparing to lock the Void again, so you rush your rituals and summon the Seven to this plane. As expected, Simons seals the Void behind them. Your masters arrange themselves into a circle and gnaw on the fabric of reality as you and the Void nightmares look on.
Your masters have returned at their full strength, but they are vulnerable without the ability to retreat to the Void and heal. You expect that a serious retaliatory strike is probably imminent.
(OOC:Also, just wanted to say that your new avatar is cool.)
get inside a mug and tear open a portal from it to the moloko interior I will use the milk to clean the ship floor
3You crawl into the Doom Mug and dream a portal to the Moloko into existence. You jump through just as Simons seals the Void. You're back on the ship, but only a large puddle of milk got through with you. You also notice that you lost a few tentacles when the gate closed on them, but it's not like you didn't have plenty to spare.
Three turns to possible Doom Mug impact, although it won't naturally hit anything in the Void.Unless prevented, the Seven will devour the universe in four turns.