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[MonkeyMarkMario]

You grunts are all the same, you think the world revolves around you. You think you are special and different. Prove. Me. Wrong.

So you are all . . . grunts, military grunts, factory grunts, lab grunts, dock grunts, etc. Prove you have what it takes to be the best little grunt and maybe, just maybe, you will get promoted out of being a grunt.

Code: (Character Sheets) [Select]

Name:(what you have a name?!)
Profession:(anything reasonable, think mid-1900s)
Age:(16-60)
Sex:(M/F)
Money:($0-10)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit)
Health:(start at fine)
Team:(start at 0)
Country:(again think mid-1900s(post WW2))
Goal(s):(anything you want, the more unique the better)


Code: (health) [Select]

fine = nothing wrong
slightly injured = not going to die right away but should probably get some help, builds up to 3 every turn and than 'upgrades' to critically injured, can be healed to fine
critically injured = could die any time should really get help, builds up to 2 every turn and than you die, can be healed to slightly injured


Code: (team) [Select]

Grunts add 0-1 to tasks/turn, are used at meat shields for pcs, and can be given orders by the pc and have a 50/50 chance to succeed.


Code: (Basic Rolls) [Select]

0=fail soo bad that something really bad happens(usually death)
1=fail badly enough that you may die
2=fail enough to get noticed
3=just plain failed
4=just plain succeed
5=succeed enough to get the job done [i]before[/i] expected
6=succeed well enough that management might go easy next time
7=succeed soo well that management is worried about you

No max player limit(for now).

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Characters/Players:
Active:

Spoiler: Nooknuk/FakerFangirl (click to show/hide)

Name:Nooknuk
Profession:crash test dummy
Age:42
Sex:M
Money:$3
Inv:safety helmet
Country:USSR
Goal(s):Settling down with a loving grunt fam and raising adorable little gruntlings.

Spoiler: Watchyu Havanam/Ozarck (click to show/hide)

Name: Watchyu Havanam
Profession: Construction Grunt / Engineer Corps
Age:(16)
Sex:(M)
Money:($0)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit: wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, welder, that kind of thing. Unless war, in which case a rifle 2 magazines of ammo, and three frag grenades)
Country: USA, why not?
Goal(s): Build the biggest skyscrapers, like , you don't even know. Or shoot the enemy, if war. Either way, always on the lookout for a fine sandwich and a cold beer.

Spoiler: Boris Gruntovich/sprinkled chariot (click to show/hide)

Name: Boris Gruntovich
Profession: intellegence grunt
Age:22
Sex:M
Money: 0 рублей
Inv:  umbrella , silenced pistol, cyanide pill
Country:USSR
Goal(s): subverting united states democratic party into communist party and pushing it to win the elections

Spoiler: Soon Johnson/King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: Soon Johnson
Profession: Police Grunt
Age: 36
Sex: M
Money: $6
Inv: Pistol, ammo for pistol, nightstick, handcuffs, some keys, radio
Country: USA
Goal(s): Become the chief of the police grunts.
Heath: Fine

Spoiler: Nala Normberg/Naturegirl1999 (click to show/hide)

Name: Nala Normberg
Profession: Biologist, studying DNA
Age:30
Sex: F
Money: $0
Inv: Compound Microscope, Slides, Petri dishes
Health: fine
Team: 0
Country: United States of America
Goal(s): Learn what genes cause disease, and remove those genes from all microorganisms.

TricMagic with the Kyo family from Japan(assume char sheet is the same except sex)(current all three in the afterlife)


Deactive:

Spoiler: Shiro Kaiyō Kyo/TricMagic(died on turn 1) (click to show/hide)

Name: Shiro Kaiyō Kyo
Profession: Marine Explorer
Age:16
Sex:F
Money:$0
Inv:(None, Intern at local Marine Lab)
Country:(Japan)
Goal(s):(Build an Underwater City/Kingdom. See to it that the Kingdom becomes Super Successful and Living. Discover many Underwater Things.)

Shiro's sister(died on turn 2)
Shiro's brother(died on turn 3)

Spoiler: John Johnson/King Zultan(died on turn 4) (click to show/hide)

Name: John Johnson
Profession: Police Grunt
Age: 36
Sex: M
Money: $6
Inv: Pistol, ammo for pistol, nightstick, handcuffs, some keys, radio
Country: USA
Goal(s): Become the chief of the police grunts.

Spoiler: Hugh Grunt/ziizo(died on turn 12) (click to show/hide)

Name: Hugh Grunt (or just grunt)
Profession: railway worker
Age:22
Sex:M
Money:$0
Inv:Shovels, crowbar.
Country:England
Goal(s):becoming a railroad baron (owning a train company)

Spoiler: Ann Hunter/HmH(disappeared without a trace on turn 13) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ann Hunter
Profession: Veterinarian Grunt
Age: 29
Sex: F
Money: $5
Inv: Scalpel, Tweezers, Tourniquet, Rubber Gloves, DMSO, Yohimbine
Country: USA
Goal(s): become a real surgeon. No matter the cost.

[FakerFangirl]

Name:Nooknuk
Profession:crash test dummy
Age:42
Sex:M
Money:$3
Inv:safety helmet
Country:?
Goal(s):Settling down with a loving grunt fam and raising adorable little gruntlings.

[Ozarck]

Grunts, you say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Watchyu Havanam
Profession: Construction Grunt / infantryman
Age:(16)
Sex:(M)
Money:($0)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit: wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, welder, that kind of thing. Unless war, in which case a rifle 2 magazines of ammo, and three frag grenades)
Country: USA, why not?
Goal(s): Build the biggest skyscrapers, like , you don't even know. Or shoot the enemy, if war. Either way, always on the lookout for a fine sandwich and a cold beer.

[HmH]

Name: Ann Hunter
Profession: Veterinarian Grunt
Age: 29
Sex: F
Money: $5
Inv: Scalpel, Tweezers, Tourniquet, Rubber Gloves, DMSO, Yohimbine
Country: USA
Goal(s): become a real surgeon. No matter the cost.

[King Zultan]

Name: John Johnson
Profession: Police Grunt
Age: 36
Sex: M
Money: $6
Inv: Pistol, ammo for pistol, nightstick, handcuffs, some keys, radio
Country: USA
Goal(s): Become the chief of the police grunts.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Name:Nooknuk
Profession:crash test dummy
Age:42
Sex:M
Money:$3
Inv:safety helmet
Country:?
Goal(s):Settling down with a loving grunt fam and raising adorable little gruntlings.

With a profession like that you will probably have a short life. Also since you do not have a country with that profession I am thinking the USSR. Otherwise your in.

Grunts, you say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Watchyu Havanam
Profession: Construction Grunt / infantryman
Age:(16)
Sex:(M)
Money:($0)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit: wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, welder, that kind of thing. Unless war, in which case a rifle 2 magazines of ammo, and three frag grenades)
Country: USA, why not?
Goal(s): Build the biggest skyscrapers, like , you don't even know. Or shoot the enemy, if war. Either way, always on the lookout for a fine sandwich and a cold beer.

So I am assuming your in the engineer corp and/or reserved. Otherwise in.

Name: Ann Hunter
Profession: Veterinarian Grunt
Age: 29
Sex: F
Money: $5
Inv: Scalpel, Tweezers, Tourniquet, Rubber Gloves, DMSO, Yohimbine
Country: USA
Goal(s): become a real surgeon. No matter the cost.

In.

Name: John Johnson
Profession: Police Grunt
Age: 36
Sex: M
Money: $6
Inv: Pistol, ammo for pistol, nightstick, handcuffs, some keys, radio
Country: USA
Goal(s): Become the chief of the police grunts.

In.

Will wait a while for more entrees and confirmations before starting.

[ziizo]

Name: Hugh Grunt (or just grunt)
Profession: railway worker
Age:22
Sex:M
Money:$0
Inv:Shovels, crowbar.
Country:England
Goal(s):becoming a railroad baron (owning a train company)

[TricMagic]

Name: Shiro Kaiyō Kyo
Profession: Marine Explorer
Age:16
Sex:F
Money:$0
Inv:(None, Intern at local Marine Lab)
Country:(Japan)
Goal(s):(Build an Underwater City/Kingdom. See to it that the Kingdom becomes Super Successful and Living. Discover many Underwater Things.)

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Name: Hugh Grunt (or just grunt)
Profession: railway worker
Age:22
Sex:M
Money:$0
Inv:Shovels, crowbar.
Country:England
Goal(s):becoming a railroad baron (owning a train company)

In.

Name: Shiro Kaiyō Kyo
Profession: Marine Explorer
Age:16
Sex:F
Money:$0
Inv:(None, Intern at local Marine Lab)
Country:(Japan)
Goal(s):(Build an Underwater City/Kingdom. See to it that the Kingdom becomes Super Successful and Living. Discover many Underwater Things.)

This should be interesting to see. In.

[Ozarck]

Sure. Engineer corps is fine.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Watchyu Havanam
Profession: Construction Grunt / Engineer Corps
Age:(16)
Sex:(M)
Money:($0)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit: wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, welder, that kind of thing. Unless war, in which case a rifle 2 magazines of ammo, and three frag grenades)
Country: USA, why not?
Goal(s): Build the biggest skyscrapers, like , you don't even know. Or shoot the enemy, if war. Either way, always on the lookout for a fine sandwich and a cold beer.

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[FakerFangirl]

With a profession like that you will probably have a short life. Also since you do not have a country with that profession I am thinking the USSR. Otherwise your in.

Whatever I pick will be racist :/

Ok! "For Mother Russia!" Nooknuk straps himself in, ready to tests the limits of human endeavour. "When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh!t."

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Boris Gruntovich
Profession: intellegence grunt
Age:22
Sex:M
Money: 0 рублей
Inv:  umbrella , silenced pistol, cyanide pill
Country:USSR
Goal(s): subverting united states democratic party into communist party and pushing it to win the elections.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Sure. Engineer corps is fine.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Watchyu Havanam
Profession: Construction Grunt / Engineer Corps
Age:(16)
Sex:(M)
Money:($0)
Inv:(Basic profession toolkit: wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, welder, that kind of thing. Unless war, in which case a rifle 2 magazines of ammo, and three frag grenades)
Country: USA, why not?
Goal(s): Build the biggest skyscrapers, like , you don't even know. Or shoot the enemy, if war. Either way, always on the lookout for a fine sandwich and a cold beer.

In.

With a profession like that you will probably have a short life. Also since you do not have a country with that profession I am thinking the USSR. Otherwise your in.

Whatever I pick will be racist :/

Ok! "For Mother Russia!" Nooknuk straps himself in, ready to tests the limits of human endeavour. "When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh!t."

Mother Russia(USSR) confirmed

Name: Boris Gruntovich
Profession: intellegence grunt
Age:22
Sex:M
Money: 0 рублей
Inv:  umbrella , silenced pistol, cyanide pill
Country:USSR
Goal(s): subverting united states democratic party into communist party and pushing it to win the elections.

In.

Everyone is in, so will start the first turn soon. More sign ups are welcome.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Nooknuk there is a new car that has come in for you to test. The government wants to know how it holds up going 50kmph into a brick wall. Remember your life is in the hands of the country.

Watchyu Havanam the USA is not in a state of war. So you are at the construction yard about to go build a new skyscraper.

Ann Hunter you are at the clinic and a dog has come in with a bot fly larva problem.

John Johnson you are on patrol and a robbery call just came in near your route.

Hugh Grunt you are at the rail yard and a stretch of rail needs to be replaced.

Shiro Kaiyō Kyo you are out on a research vessel off the coast of Iwo Jima.

Boris Gruntovich you are at the KGB offices in New York City and have just been given the mission to infiltrate the mayor's office.


These are each of your's starting situations. Die well.

Edit: Please post at least your character name, your character sheet would be nice but not required, with your action.