Yes
Name:Marl
Appearance:A colossal carnivorous sauropod with a mouth full of dagger-like teeth. Accompanied by a juvenile Allosaurus named George and a tame pterosaur.
Sphere:Dinosaurs.
Mana:24
Adjust my tower to fit my new form.
[6]
The contractors just make your entire tower several times larger. It works, though these chairs now weigh several hundred pounds.
Name: GLOBOR THE GLOB
Appearance: A clockwork guy with a hat made of space dust
Sphere: Clockworks
Mana: 28
Clockman help!
[6] The good news is that the tower is now vertical again. The bad news is that it is upside down.
"That Clockman is distressingly strong."
Name: Duhuin
Appearance: A small dragon made of fruits
Sphere: Food
Mana: 70. (+1 mana a turn)
tower at 020.030 (Garden of Babylon encompassing the entire hex in carefully tended mazes of organized nature.)
019.029 Small village of food elementals (hunting trees)(Not Friendly Anymore) (Banquet raining on them)
19,30 contains a small marble shrine with a crushed sundial.
020,031 Jungle, Nothing
21,29 Coral Reef/pier that stretches across the entire area.
Craft some boats for exploring the sea
[1]
You make a pair of lead and concrete shoes.
Perfect?
Oh wait. BOATS. I read that as boots.
You craft a lead boat. Heh, yeah. Now its perfect.
Name: Drycst the sedentary
Appearance: A guy wearing a long black cloak that conveniently completely obscures all bodily features.
Sphere: Earth
Mana: 41
Meditate for maximum minimum fun.
[6]
+20 mana! Congrats you lucky rolling bastard.
Name: Bronan
Appearance: A giant muscular man with a tiny wizard hat
Sphere: Biomancy
Mana: 68
Spend.. I dunno... however much mana is required to convert these people and make them swole. Also rename the city to FLEXVILLE.
[-66 mana][1]
Bronan weaves a spell and, with a clash of lighting and boom of thunder the entire city of HISS is reduced to emaciated corpses. Above the once great city a being solidifies. Formed from the souls of the city, Bronan's magic, sacrificed strength, and desire for power, the Spirit of Swol condenses. It resembles the classic idea of a Genie or Jinn but absolutely fucking massive. Holy Crap that thing is buff. And Angry. Roidrage probably. Oh dear.
Name: Sid
Appearance: Old fisherman
Sphere: Water and Corpses (Skull of Cybernecromancy) and Candy (eaten rare candy)
Mana: 81 (+1 generation (eaten rare candy))
Note: Spiky purple hair water-flesh skeleton lady-friend. Speaks Japanese with Spanish subs.
Give thumbs up to Senorita Anime. For someone I can't understand, she sure is helpful.
Proceed to explore further south until I reach that mountain.
You continue through the jungle until you reach the mountain. There you find a rather giant stone elemental preaching about how soft flesh is an abomination onto the lord. He nods towards Senorita Skeleton but gives you a very dirty look....you think? He doesn't have eyes.
Head NE, NE, then N, then N to check out my mine. Ask the sacrificial idol what her name is and what was going on. Remove bindings? or whatever those are, if they're preventing her from walking or something. Tell her about the settlement at 96,30 if she needs a place to live, unless she wants to live at my tower instead. Ask her where her school is.
Use magic to produce a freighter and a dock facility on the lake at 95,31, so resources can be transported across and around the lake.
Name: Henry
Sphere: Industry
Mana: 50
Current Location: 92,35
Discovered locations: Wrecked vessel at 94.33, fishing village at 96,30.
Assets: Prospecting team?
School Idol?
+1 mana from iron mine at 94,32
The Mine is a rather massive crater of a thing right now. They seem to be more interested in blasting out huge amounts of stone rather than focusing their efforts. Oh well, they'll probably start refining this sooner or later....
[3] You ask the anime sacrifice about her predicament. You don't really understand much but you think she might of said something about "Not like I wanted you to rescue me, idiot!"
Build a wall around my tower and cover the wall with spikes.
Name: Dr. Bob Mk II
Appearance: A humanoid with the head of a deer that wears a lab coat.
Sphere: Chemistry
Mana: 66
Follower: "Dumbo the Super Elephant" the elephant man
Stuff:
about a pound of gunpowder
elephant gun
Tower: 062.007
[6]
Dr.Bob completely entombs himself and Dumbo and his tower in a spike ball.
Name: THE WIZARD EDUS
Appearance: A tall, plain looking man with blond hair and brown eyes. He wears giant robes with lots of pockets.
Sphere: Force, Heat
Mana: 122 
Oh jeez. Oh boy. Oh boy oh jeez. Leave that tile, head east.
You scramble over to the east and suddenly find yourself adrift in what is commonly called "Hammer space" with no idea where you are.
Name: Atrimian
Mana: 69 (nice)
Sphere: Flesh
Well... that failed. I'll head back to the area with the flesh-eating wasp hive.
Words rarely spoken.
You return to the flesh eating wasps.
+2 whole mana this turn! Aren't you lucky?!
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