Name: GLOBOR THE GLOB
Appearance: A clockwork guy with a hat made of space dust
Sphere: Clockworks
Mana: 11
*Sigh* Send out the clockwork man to gather bronze, copper and more importantly, oil, from the depths of the ocean. Then gather mana using the ticking of my clocktower.
[6]
The clockwork men bring in massive quantities of unrefined and raw metal ore and crude oil, however your attempts to meditate and gain mana are rather undermined by their constant clanking and the fact that you are eventually sitting in a pool of crude oil.
Name: Sid
Appearance: Old fisherman
Sphere: Water and Corpses (Skull of Cybernecromancy)
Mana: 30
"I like you, skull friend."
Continue exploring South towards 045,025, stopping if I encounter anything interesting.
Just next to the necromancer ruin you find what you believe is an anime graveyard. A large field has been cleared in the forest and several dozen mounts with oversized and quite silly swords stuck in them have been erected. Somehow there seems to be a perfect beam of sunlight illuminating each and every one.
Head back to 95,32, and cast a spell at advantage to improve the wooded hills into a small settlement of woodcutters and hunter/gatherers, or to summon a creature to begin doing that for me, whatever fits better. After that, proceed CCW around my tower, exploring until I reach the forest north of it.
Name: Henry
Sphere: Industry
Mana: 10
Discovered locations: Wrecked automaton pod at 94.33
[14+7=21. Cannot pay]
You lack the mana to do that spell so you simply explore the area.
At 97.31 you discover a chunk of petrified anti-entropy. This chunk can be broken to gain 3d10 mana at any time.
Name: Durman
Appearance: A shirtless, bearded behemoth of a man.
Sphere: Weather
Mana: 17
Go conquer the territory that the second cloud explored!
In the swamp you discover a tribe of lizard and gator men.
[17v5, 5v2, 10v8]
You attack their village and singlehandedly conquer their lands and put yourself into power as their king. You turn down the lizard woman concubines.
For now.[Mana +2 per turn]
Name: Duhuin
Appearance: A small dragon made of fruits
Sphere: Food
Mana: 30.
tower at 020.030
019.029 Small village of food elementals (hunting trees)(Friendly)(Gave Duhuin title of honorary Cherry on Top)
Duhuin The Honorary-Cherry-On-Top will learn his new friends cooking techniques and teach his to them.
[6]
Duhuin unfortunately attempts to demonstrate his cooking techniques on the tribe itself.
[20, 8, 2 v 3, 5, 4]
He manages to fight off most of them but they rally in the end and drive him out, injuring him in the process.
Name: Arsholl
Appearance: Shortish anime human with very long green hair which forms giant curls.
Sphere: EXSUPLOSIONS!
Mana: 24
"Hey explosion big boy, do as I tell you or I'll cast you into the fucking ocean okay?"
Scout from my tower into the forests to the north looking for native peoples to brutally subjugate. Or be nice to, I guess.
[2]
You squint out over the forests and shores and lakes and such, looking for people to pillage and cuddle but find nothing but eyestrain and loneliness.
Name:Marl
Appearance:A bearded human in a green hooded cloak carrying a staff.
Sphere:Dinosaurs.
Mana:21
Awesome.
Acquire T. rex familiar.
[3]
You cannot find a t.rex despite searching all over the island, but you do find a juvenile Allosaurus, which is pretty good.
Name: Bronan
Appearance: Conan the Barbarian with a little wizard hat
Sphere: Biomancy
Mama: 30
Excellent. Begin creating magical protein shakes
[-2 mana][1]
Bronan accidentally creates potions of inverse strength, which shrink muscle and leave you lethargic and depressed.
Name: Pruina
Appearance: A fair-skinned female in a cyan robe, constantly surrounded by the glitter of the snow and ice crystals that orbit her, unmelting.
Sphere: Ice
Mana: 30
Pruina decides that this cold spring would be the genesis of her freezing the land. With this in mind, she enchants the spring water so that anything it touches becomes permafrost, meaning that when it flows out into the river it will spread a freezing chill downriver.
[-10 mana][3]
Pruina's attempts to create a river of ice-9 result in a frozen river instead. Its still a great bit chunk of ice but its not propagating.
Name: Khor'Kal the Mossy
Appearance: A white serpent with feathered wing-arms, one of which and one eye is cybernetic. Wears a headdress of living and ever mutating plants.
Sphere: Plants
Mana: 28
Location: 018.014
Alas, my true loves have scorned my confession.
Fashion some giant roses into giant pretty rosewyrms instead.
[-13 mana][6]
The giant rosewyrms turn out great. They're like sandworms but all botanical and spiky and with a head that has about 50 "pedal-jaws".
Unfortunately they're also completely animalistic and wild and start devouring random wildlife the moment they're made.
Name: Atrimian
Appearance: A middle-aged man in a bloodstained maroon cloak. He wields a sword carved of bone.
Sphere: Biomancy (specifically flesh, blood, bone, other random viscera)
Mana: 5
Atrimian will explore the forests at 41.44, fleshbuddy in tow.
[5]
Atrimian discovers a hive of enormous flesh eating wasps. They're as big as cars! Whatever those are.
Name: Drcst
Appearance: A guy wearing a long black cloak that conveniently completely obscures all bodily features.
Sphere: Earth
Mana: 42
Drcst looks outside of his tower and then continues meditating for power.
Its snowing outside so Drcst returns to the meditation.
[6]
Drycst gains 10 mana and an extra vowel in his name.
Plagueis
sphere : disease
Mana : 6
Explore area near my tower, try to corrupt it with plague god influence using my 6 mana
[-6 mana]
Plagueis focuses on corrupting the area around his tower and is...kind of successful. However the area around his tower is basically solid ice so there's a limit to what this corruption can do.
Spend 3 mana to activate my Cerebrovision, allowing me to sense every creature with a brain around me.
Name: The Reborn
Appearance: A creature with a head of a black, three-eyed dragon, human torso and limbs, and a draconic, bone tail. The left arm is rather lengthy (28 cm/0.91 ft), while the right arm is atrophied and short.
Sphere: Psionics (Neuromancy)
Mana: 10
Not how spells work! You give a spell, I roll dice to see how much it costs, subtract that, and then roll the RTD roll. How big an area we talking here?
Create a flint lock rifle and some ammo, use mana on this task if I have to.
Name: Dr. Bob Mk II
Appearance: A humanoid with the head of a deer that wears a lab coat.
Sphere: Chemistry
Mana: 30
Stuff: about a pound of gunpowder
Tower: 062.007
[6]
Dr.Bob creates an elephant gun.
Name: THE WIZARD EDUS
Appearance: A tall, plain looking man with blond hair and brown eyes. He wears giant robes with lots of pockets.
Sphere: Force
Mana: 23
Convert the vortex into a benevolent familiar. Force the Magic Vortex. And then climb out to explore directly west.
[-1 mana][3]
You manage to lessen the force of the vortex but don't fully turn it to your side. You squirm partially out of under it though.
Create swamp vines to put the anime humans into a coma, ensuring I am immune to their poisonous pollen. If it works, steal the source of the anime magic, or at least a cool artefact, and return to my tower.
Name: Menal
Appearance: a plain man in plain robes
Sphere: Plants
Mana: 14
Other: +2 Mana per turn
[-9 mana][2]
The anime humans are somewhat effected by the toxin but those that are just fall down and get tended to by others of the opposite gender who seem very nervous and embarrassed by the situation. Awkward hand holding and several confessions result.
Name: Arcalaid
Appearance: A dark skinned woman, wearing a dull, ragged dress. A number of cloth rags are further stitched onto the dress.
Sphere: Paths
Mana: 14
Head 039.032 and introduce myself to the village. See if I can get a run-down of what this place is like, and it's relationship with the other nearby villages.
[5]
The village turns out to be that of a group of hedonists. They are happy to see you, if you know what I mean. They say that the other villages you're talking about are probably the snakemen to the north (They go on a tangent about the capacities of their tails) and anime humans to the south east. The anime humans are apparently prudes who freak out about hand holding or some such.
Name: Lan'E
Appearance: A strange looking man with draconic eyes, a razor-edged smile, and scale-like, orange skin. Wears a long, blue robe, and the air around him thrums with psychic power.
Sphere: Knowledge
Mana: A number around 30?
Wake up from that long nap real quick and figure out how much Mana I actually have.
5 every turn.
Everyone gains 5 + any extra they have.
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