Now I'll annihilate all the intruders with a Super Fire Breath attack!
Roll 1: You breathe fire, but only hit the intruders who were trying to help you!
Alright, try and fuse again into the Rainbow Chimera.
Roll 6: Okay, I guess you are a Rainbow Chimera now. Not
the rainbow chimera, but a chimera that is rainbow. (The GM couldn't find your reference with a quick google search and certainly isn't spending more than 5 minutes trying)
Point that gold is an easily malleable golem and thus a bad choice of material for a golem. Proceed to tear it apart with my tiny wax arms.
Roll 3: You point out that gold is not a very solid material to make a golem out of, and this is true. However it turns out that wax is also pretty easily malleable and you only cause 6 damage.
Shit armor is better than none.
>Open the treasure box and try to find something important, like a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade, which is what I raided the dungeon for. If I find said sword, leave the dungeon as that's all I'll need for it.
Roll 2: You open the treasure box... And its EMPTY! What kind of third rate dungeon is this? There is a door to the east and west.
"What do you mean 'ArE yOu SuRe ThIs Is WiSe'?" I mock the GM, totally not testing fate. "My rejuvenation flame should sustain me through the effects of the radiation and burn away cancerous growths! I sacrificed like seven humans for this!"
Extract a large quantity of uranium and go about acquiring an enrichment chamber.
Roll 2: Unfortunately, you don't have any equipment for mining; let alone uranium enrichment.
Finish my opponent with second charge
In Pink Dragon holy name
Roll 6: I do not know what you mean by "my opponent". Because this was unclear and you got a good roll, the
Pink Dragon's failed attack didn't hit you.
Find a good place to land. If found, attempt to land.
Roll 3: You find a spot to land, but stub your toe in doing so.
The Dwarfs are tough to find apparently.
See about my reinforcements and keep looking for Dwarfs to help in this fight.
Roll 5: A group of five dwarven salarymen come to assist you!
My fast digging proves I am a mole, call my mole friends to attack the dragon
Roll 1: Apparantly your fast digging proves that you are a mole. Some moles show up to arrest you, mistaking for you for a wanted mole criminal!
Spread the fire via magic, hopefully covering the whole arena in fire.
Roll 5: You expand the fire a fair amount. What are you going to do with it?
Eat dead kobolds and humans until I grow into a bigger kobold.
Roll 1: The dead kobolds and humans have gone bad, and you start to feel sick!
Ugh. Just feed the kobold souls to my Pink Dragon.
Roll 3: You try feeding some kobold souls to your baby
Pink Dragon. It doesn't seem to like kobold souls very much.
0cra_tr0per: Is slightly hurt. Has an evil sword. Has armor with weak points. In a 4 floor dungeon
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Is a rainbow chimera.
dragonman7887: Is hurt. Is a yellow dragonman. Has a Baby Pink Dragon.
CABL: Is a giant eagle made of fire.
Coolrune206: Is pancaked. Has a flame of rejuvination
Dustan Hache: Is dead, is a Muscle Wizard
King Zultan: Is a kobold cannibal. Is sick.
KitRougard: Is a Baby Purple Dragon. Is missing part of his soul.
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Can use plasma balls relatively safely. Is dead.
methylatedspirit: Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a magical fire extinguisher.
MonkeyMarkMario: Has 5 dwarven salarymen to assist
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Rockeater: Is very badly hurt.
Tyrant Leviathan: Is slightly hurt.
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is a Litwick. Is slightly hurt. Is sick.
There still a few Magnetic Snakes here and there
There is a dragon hoarde here
Part of the arena is on fire
Super Muscle Wizard (Barely hurt)
Fledgling Cleric
Flaming Psionic Phantom
Mole Police x5
4 Floor Dungeon: F1 - Door to east and west
Pink Dragon: 4255/5000 HP.
Super Gold Golem: 294/400 HP.
Kobold: 56 remaining (2 fainted)
Kobold Soul: 38 remaining
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