I'll take them down with a swing of my mighty tail!
Roll 4: You get your tail moving. Its a bad time to be behind you!
(please update my status, I just left the Void)
Stab the dragon in the back with my geo-spear.
Roll 2: You leap up and aim for the
Pink Dragon's back with your spear... But as you do the
Pink Dragon's tail slams into your side! Thanks to your Geo-Glider you are only regular hurt upon hitting the ground.
Grab one the smited kobolds and feed it to my baby Pink Dragon. Also read why you're not supposed to feed baby Pink Dragons candy.
Roll 3: You feed the baby
Pink Dragon some kobold. It seems that kobold is a safe thing to feed to a
Pink Dragon, as evidenced by the fact that the big one also ate some kobolds. You flip through the book a bit, but find no mention of the actual reason not to feed it candy...
use cartoon logic to inflate myself and return to my normal form
Roll 2: Unfortunately, you are unable to operate an air pump while flat like this! Yes, this is the reason your plan failed.
show off my injuries from survival of the poison (and being stabbed) to the muscle wizard to convince him to train me further!
Roll 6: You go and show off your injuries to the Muscle Wizard. He nods, and then informs you that you don't need him to train you because you already ARE a Muscle Wizard now! Congrats!
Hey, Ritual Circle is halfway there.
Ensure the Ritual Circle is of a good quality, then... RITUAL!
Roll 4: After making sure that the ritual circle is not of poor quality or of great quality, you cast a good quality ritual. You bring back the
Pink Dragon egg, but lose a bit of your soul in the process. You're going to need to apply a fresh coat of paint it seems.
>Attach a device to my minigun's ammo port that magically turns any bullets placed inside no matter what caliber or type into ammunition that can be properly fired without any issues from the minigun, as well as an ammo counter so I can see how much ammunition is in the belt at a glance. Also obtain more bullets.
Also Yoink, if you're not going to use one of the sniper rifles, can I have it's ammo?
Roll 6: You just happen to find an ammo crate near you with everything you need. Your weapon is now a rapid fire junk jet with an ammunition counter, which shows that you have 200 out of 200 ammunition loaded.
Fuse with the conservationists and become a giant eldrich blob of flesh, then attack the dragon.
Roll 2: The
Pink Dragon's tail slams you to the ground before you manage to fuse with the conservationists. You are now hurt.
Have my missionaries convert more Kobolds and I try to convince the Pink Dragon he isn't the Pink Dragon.
Roll 1: Your kobolds go to talk to some of the other kobolds. Those other kobolds smack your kobold missionaries and convince them that you cannot possibly be a
Pink Dragon. Because you don't have a pink belly. Yes, that is the actual argument that was used. Kobolds are really dumb. The kobolds turn against you!
Nah fam, just smack this dude to death before he channels his "ancient-ones" shit. Have the conservationists help.
Roll 2: You go to smack the
Pink Dragon. Or maybe you intended to smack ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES and weren't clear about that. Either way, you are in exactly the wrong place and get smacked by the
Pink Dragon's tail! You are now hurt!
Convince the Psionic Phantom that ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES is a better host than I am, so it'll posses him.
Roll 2: The phantom takes a look at ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES as he gets smacked by the
Pink Dragon's tail, and decides that he probably isn't a better host after all!
0cra_tr0per: Has a defective minigun that can only shoot all ammunition at once, which can use any ammunition type. 200/200 bullets.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Has a tribe-infecting virus card in play. Has a right arm of Exodia in play. Is hurt.
dragonman7887: Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Is an eagle.
Coolrune206: Has a few conservationists armed with deadly Spatula-swords as allies. Is hurt.
Dustan Hache: Is badly hurt, Is a Muscle Wizard
King Zultan: Has a gun, Is hurt, Is possessed by some kind of Psionic Phantom
KitRougard: Has a crushed leg, has a Pink Dragon, is missing part of his soul
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Is badly hurt from plasma. Can use plasma balls relatively safely.
methylatedspirit: Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a time bullet. Is hurt.
MonkeyMarkMario: Might get reinforcements
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is as flat as a pancake
There are Magnetic Snakes all over the place
There is a pot of greed here
Pink Dragon: 4420/5000 HP.
Kobold: 87 remaining
Kobold Missionary: 6 remaining
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