I eat the traitor Kobolds!
Roll 4: You consume four of the kobolds, and heal 20 health!
Finally! Sit down and raise my baby Pink Dragon properly.
Roll 4: You sit down and shoo away a few kobolds, getting your baby
Pink Dragon to calm down a bit. Next the book recommends feeding it. The book recommends either pieces of meat or fish. There's also a warning to not feed it candy...
swear my vengence upon the kobald team! this travesty CANNOT STAND! BEGIN THE TRAINING MONTAGE!
Roll 5: You swear vengence on the kobold team that beat the magna snake team that beat your team and begin training, and learn how to use plasma balls without burning yourself horribly!
THAT'S IT. BECOME A GIANT FRICKING KAIJU AND EAT THE CONSERVATIONISTS. THEN GRAPPLE WITH THE DRAGON
Roll 2: You grow one wider, but also one inch smaller. You nibble on a conservationist's ear until you get smacked!
use my sheer willpower (and the stab wound from the kobold) to survive the self poisoning, and having fallen ill many times in the past, successfully show my resilience to my muscle wizard teacher.
Roll 4: You use your willpower to overcome the poisoning, merely becoming badly hurt instead of killed! ... But the Muscle Wizard wasn't even looking! The nerve of him! At least some of the kobolds are impressed. One of them moves to stab you again, but another kobold holds him back saying that it would only make you stronger.
Teach my Kobolds how to convince other Kobolds I am the Pink Dragon.
Roll 5: You convert your six remaining kobolds into kobold missionaries! This is in spite of the fact that they just witnessed four of their friends being consumed by an actual
Pink Dragon so good job!
suplex the dragon? I mean I ran out of things to drop on top of it and I am already below it so why not try suplexing it.
Roll 1: You very quickly learn exactly why you shouldn't try suplexing a
Pink Dragon. You are now as flat as a pancake!
Use mind powers to exit the Void of Lost Space, setting me on a trajectory that lands me near the dragon.
Roll 6: You escape from the Void of Lost Space with the power of your mind and end up right behind the
Pink Dragon. You even got to keep your strange geometric equipment!
F***. Two horrible failures in a row!
Only one thing left to do...
NECROMANTIC BLOOD RITUAL!
Using my blood, I create a magic circle around the broken egg, then cast a good-sized chunk of my soul into the Abyss to heal and rejuvenate the Egg.
Roll 3: You use the blood from your messed up leg to make circle around the remains of the egg. You fail to tear a piece of your own soul out however. You now have a ritual circle set up.
Respawn as a giant eagle, then claw Pink Dragon's eyes out.
Roll 3: You only respawn as a regular eagle. You claw the
Pink Dragon to inflict 4 damage!
Use my new Psionic Phantom powers to kill the dragon.
Roll 5: You rise into the air, twitch like crazy and then sort of get flung at the
Pink Dragon several times. You inflict 29 damage to it, but you get hurt yourself as well.
>Steal the life of the kolbold who stole my bullets by slamming my 'Make it count' minigun into his face. Proceed to procure more ammo.
Also, I'm accepting ammunition donations for my minigun.
Roll 3: You use your "Make it count" minigun to knock out a kobold, which is probably a much better use of it than actually trying to shoot it. You then loot a few bullets from said kobold.
0cra_tr0per: Has a defective minigun that can only shoot all ammunition at once; and a few bullets.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Has a tribe-infecting virus card in play. Has a right arm of Exodia in play.
dragonman7887: Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Is an eagle.
Coolrune206: Has a few conservationists armed with deadly Spatula-swords as allies
Dustan Hache: Is badly hurt
King Zultan: Has a gun, Is hurt, Is possessed by some kind of Psionic Phantom
KitRougard: Has a crushed leg, set up a ritual circle.
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Is badly hurt from plasma. Can use plasma balls relatively safely.
methylatedspirit: Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a time bullet.
MonkeyMarkMario: Might get reinforcements
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Rockeater: Convinced 6 kobold missionaries he is a Pink Dragon
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is as flat as a pancake
There are Magnetic Snakes all over the place
There is a pot of greed here
Pink Dragon: 4420/5000 HP.
Kobold: 87 remaining
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