Attack using a Claw/Claw/Bite combo!
Roll 4: You lash out against the intruders with your natural weapons!
Use brain powers and a pair of sharpened flathead screwdrivers to climb up (down? away from the origin towards positive k?) into 4D space.
Roll 5: You use your screwdrivers to enter the Void of Lost Space! There is emptiness all around you and strange geometric objects everywhere!
Perfect! Now to play basketball with the snakes, FOR THE WIN!
Roll 1: They're fucking snakes dude. They can't play basketball. They don't even have hands! You get bitten by anti-gravity snakes and are now poisoned!
Now place the Left Leg of the Forbidden One, the Right Leg of the Forbidden One, and the Right Arm of the Forbidden One and the Left Arm of the Forbidden One in attack mode and use Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw two cards.
Roll 5: You play the Left Leg, the Right Leg, and the Right Arm, but you are unable to play the Left Arm too because in Yu-Gi-Oh or Duel Monsters or whatever that nonsense is called, you can only have five monsters in play at once. You'll have to put down your Komodo Dragon before you can play all five. There is now a pot of greed on the battlefield.
Use magic to make the gun bigger then shoot the dragon with it.
Roll 5: You make your gun a bit bigger using magic, and then shoot the
Pink Dragon to deal 33 damage!
Let go of the cavern ceiling and elbow drop the Pink Dragon.
Roll 4: You drop down from the ceiling to elbow the Pink Dragon to inflict 13 damage... But the Dragon slashes you with its claws on your way down! You are now badly hurt!
LOAD BOTH RIFLES, THEN MOVE TO A GOOD VANTAGE POINT
PUT ONE GUN ASIDE FOR NOW AND BEGIN SNIPING!
Roll 4: You load up both of your rifles, and take a shot at the
Pink Dragon. You fail to hit anything even remotely vital, but you still deal 25 damage!
A new challenger has appeared!
Punch the pink dragon several times! Rapid-fire!
Roll 3: You punch the
Pink Dragon a few times. A large number of weak attacks proves to be ineffective against dragonscale and you only cause 3 damage! The
Pink Dragon[/b] then claws you in retaliation! You are now badly hurt!
fly my plane in collision course with the dragon.
And jump out ot it before the crash
Roll 5: You sent your plane
Pink Dragon-wards and then jump out. Then plane then proceeds to strike the dragon for 40 damage! You are now falling towards the ground really quickly.
Continue following the instructions and raise my baby Pink Dragon.
Roll 1: The big
Pink Dragon finally catches up to you as you read your book and moves to bite you. You are now inside of the pink dragon!
>Have my clone that's currently inside the purple cybernetic worm delete itself. Send my actual body into the fray, with an impractically oversized sword that is really long just to be long. About a mile of blade length.
Roll 4: You destroy your clone and enter the battlefield for real. You had to leave your sword behind on account of it being so incredibly unwieldly that you cannot even move it, let alone carry it.
find a muscle wizard to be apprenticed to!
Roll 2: You manage to find a Muscle Wizard in the general vicinity and ask him to train you, but he is all like "No way man, do you even lift?"
Arm the conservationists with my massive stockpile of hilariously over-sized spatulas and instruct them to flip the other adventurers away from the dragon.
Roll 2: Unfortunately, your massive stockpile of hilarously over-sized spatulas have also been pancaked and cannot be used!
Care for the Dark Teal Dragon egg, keeping it warm, re-applying Magical Color Paint as needed.
Roll 4: You manage to take care of the Dark Teal Dragon Egg, and ensure that it remains Dark Teal in color, and ocasionally shoo away magnet snakes that try to get at it!
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Has a gold-colored Komodo dragon as an ally. Has a summoned Exodia missing a Left Arm.
dragonman7887: Is being eaten by the Pink Dragon. Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Badly Hurt
Coolrune206: Has a few conservationists as allies
King Zultan: Has a gun
KitRougard: Has a Dark Teal Dragon Egg, has a crushed leg.
Lenglon: Was poisoned by a snake
methylatedspirit: Is in the Void of Lost Space
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
There are several anti-gravity anvils on the ceiling
There are Magnetic Snakes all over the place
There is a pot of greed here
Cybernetic Purple Worm: 190/200
Muscle Wizard
Pink Dragon: 4632/5000 HP.
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