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[LordPorkins]

Deal.

Love how Anaconda has NO say in this. We really are gods!

Also, I realized I’ll get Power from this battle as well! Sweet!

[Egan_BW]

Not sure if I'm actually strong enough. Also you action still says to transport me, Porkens. Also maybe don't transport me to a place that's about to get nuked by a destruction spear, or else get that actually canceled before moving me.

If this is the actual plan, I'd uh, appreciate as many buffs as possible. I was thinking I'd get more powerful in the arena before challenging the thing if nobody else managed to take care of it first.

[Enemy post]

If this is the actual plan, I'd uh, appreciate as many buffs as possible.

I'll edit my action to grant you 2 power, but I don't think I can do much else right now.

[ziizo]

Name: Attom
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere (If major or minor god): Cooking
Description: A mass of thousand of arms holding different cooking instruments.

Cook healthy meals for the Hearty Boys fighting must be an hungry job

[Egan_BW]

Maybe I'm getting teleported off to the arena to fight some muscle lads. Maybe I'm getting teleported off to the Chronophage to do battle with it.
Either way is fine with Anaconda.

If Power is available, use 1 to improve my roll for attack and 1 to improve my roll for defense.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: An apparently female humanoid clockwork creature. Somewhat taller and heavier than clockwork men. Her face is a blank bronze plate and she has six arms ending in sharp steel claws.
Notes:

[TankKit]

Say, what do you two think of me giving Anaconda a much smaller wieldable version of the destruction spear I'm making?

[Aigre Excalibur]

Teach the chronophage the joys of Passion and Procreation. Do it myself! Grab one and initiate it into a holy priestesshood of snuggles.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.

[TankKit]

The Chronophage is a gigantic clockwork insect bent on the destruction of everything and eating the universe with just enough sentience that it can hate everything. And you are trying to make it a priestess of Passion and Procreation.

[Egan_BW]

Say, what do you two think of me giving Anaconda a much smaller wieldable version of the destruction spear I'm making?

One: do I get to keep it?
Two: apparently the chronophage is immortal because Glob wanted to create an immortal race.
Three: it might actually be resistant to a lance of pure elemental destruction, due to having "taken the path of destruction".

[Doomblade187]

The Chronophage is a gigantic clockwork insect bent on the destruction of everything and eating the universe with just enough sentience that it can hate everything. And you are trying to make it a priestess of Passion and Procreation.

I see nothing wrong in giving this being greater purpose.

[TankKit]

One: do I get to keep it?
Two: apparently the chronophage is immortal because Glob wanted to create an immortal race.
Three: it might actually be resistant to a lance of pure elemental destruction, due to having "taken the path of destruction".

Shhhh, let the gods speak.
You can keep it, immortality is not invulnerability and nothing is spared from destruction. The Chronophage is something, therefore it can be destroyed.

I see nothing wrong in giving this being greater purpose.

I've already described the Chronophage. Now imagine if the Chronophage wanted to passionately procreate with everything, on top of being a pissed off, immortal, universe eating, clockwork insect.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Fools! The Chronophage needs no love, only purpose! Give it the task of eating any paradoxes and time travellers! Spend 1 power to dominate the Chronophage and give it the task!

Spoiler: GLOB (click to show/hide)

Name: GLOB
God Level: Major
Power: 11
Sphere: Time
Description: A collection of space dust and clocks in a human shape

[Ombragon]

Name: Vurol
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere : Slime
Description: A large blob of viscous matter swirling with shocking colours

Use 3 power to create an ocean/a puddle of primordial soup, floating in space

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 11
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle


In light of recent events,Borkle instead uses his one power to imbue Anaconda with the POWER OF SWOLE. He then goes to where the battles go a take place and watches.

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the highly creative
God level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A Hearty Boy, with rippling muscles and skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom, given the complete lack of hair. Bright blue eyes though, gotta have something.
Notes: Heightened curiousity

Smash some heads in Borkle’s arena, learnin’ as much about fighting as is possible, up to and including leading the other Hearty Boys in sparring skirmishes against each other.