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[FallacyofUrist]

Learn to speak Dog.

[Ragnar the Råsh of Emal]

Continue vacuuming spirit.

[TrickleJest]

Accept the dog and become part furry. As much as it pains me to do this, I am also kind of sad that lycanthropy in fiction has completely been subsided by fetishism when it’s actually a pretty cool concept. Also, it’s a common fact that dogs cannot be hypnotized, and I’m scared of the hypnotist two posts above of me. And by scared I mean disgusted.

[King Zultan]

Try to eat the dog ghost.

[anaphaxeton]

Oof. Am no longer inside dog. Inside other body. Start releasing hormones to make the host body more doglike.

You begin making Trickle more doglike! That doesn't seem very good.

Run past the dog

You run past the Liberated & Spiritual Dog. The LSD runs into you.

Beat the dog out of Trickle before he turns!

You beat the dog out of Trickle, causing two Dog Puddles to manifest!

Spray Ghostbuster particles everywhere. I have no idea what they actually do, but I'm sure it will be helpful.

The LSD shrieks! 5 damage, and 1 damage per turn. That's pretty great: you now just need to wait twenty turns to kill the LSD.

Learn to speak Dog.

You don't have any textbooks!

Continue vacuuming spirit.

You continue to vacuum up the LSD.

Accept the dog and become part furry. As much as it pains me to do this, I am also kind of sad that lycanthropy in fiction has completely been subsided by fetishism when it’s actually a pretty cool concept. Also, it’s a common fact that dogs cannot be hypnotized, and I’m scared of the hypnotist two posts above of me. And by scared I mean disgusted.

You accept the dog. The dog accepts you. But do you know who doesn't accept the dog? Whatever laws that govern this place! You die, and the furry you walks out of your body. Your dying thoughts are about killing the goddamn hypnotist, and furry you will carry out your orders.

Try to eat the dog ghost.

You eat the LSD.

King Zultan and Ragnar's vacuum, after sucking up the Liberated & Spiritual Dog, have become MKUltra'd. Strange things flit through their minds: it is like the walls of the room are closing in. Nobody questions how a vacuum can start tripping. The Canine Jester moves towards FallacyofUrist. The Liberated & Spiritual Dog takes 1 damage, and continues to chatter! The words continue to gain importance.


ROUND ONE.
PHASE: 4/5.
The room has been muffled, and is filled with ghostbuster particles.

Liberated & Spiritual Dog: 19/25 HP. Taking damage from the ghost buster particles!
The Canine Jester: 10/10 HP.
Dog Puddle: 5/5 HP, 5/5 HP.

[Egan_BW]

Mmm. Comfy doglike environment. Go back to sleep.

[Rockeater]

Trow a Liberated & Spiritual bone to distract LSD and run past him

[Tyrant Leviathan]

Takes out Storm Bringer due to being 1/2 Asgardian and proceeds to slam the axe part into CanineJesrs Head.

[FallacyofUrist]

Hypnotize the Canine Jester!

[Ragnar the Råsh of Emal]

Time to take this seriously.
Activate the kitten laser.

[King Zultan]

Eat more of the dog ghost, gain dog powers.

[Screech9791]

>Shove a primed block of C4 with a 30 second timer down the LSD, and run to the other side of the room, putting on an EOD vest if I have to. Get high on said LSD beforehand.

[TankKit]

Shove The Canine Jester in the direction of the C4 and make sure there are at least two people between me and the C4, preferably by running to the other side of the room.

[TrickleJest]

I point out that the dog was beaten out of myself. I then put a saddle on LSD.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

: Stops self then. And then decides to strike dog slimes with chained lightning blast.: