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anaphaxeton

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Gauntlet!
« on: November 24, 2018, 02:29:10 pm »
You are in a room. There are fifteen adversaries ahead of you. Kill them to earn your freedom, or alternatively die horribly.

ROUND ONE.
Rabid Dog: 1/1 HP.
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"Permission to fight has been given to those who are being fought, because they were wronged. And indeed, Allah is competent to give them victory." -- The Quran, Sahih International 22:39.

“And when that day comes, I know you will move to the sound of the guns and do your duty, and you will fight, and you will win.” -- Mike Pence, to West Point graduates.

Ragnar the Råsh of Emal

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2018, 02:34:54 pm »
Kick the dog's head.
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anaphaxeton

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2018, 03:04:45 pm »
Quote from: Ragnar the Råsh of Emal on November 24, 2018, 02:34:54 pm
Kick the dog's head.
You kick the dog's head. It stops moving. It's... dead? Maybe you should check it out.

ROUND ONE.
Rabid Dog: 0/1 HP. Dead?
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"Permission to fight has been given to those who are being fought, because they were wronged. And indeed, Allah is competent to give them victory." -- The Quran, Sahih International 22:39.

“And when that day comes, I know you will move to the sound of the guns and do your duty, and you will fight, and you will win.” -- Mike Pence, to West Point graduates.

Ragnar the Råsh of Emal

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2018, 03:11:15 pm »
Nope, this is definitely fablehaven, step away from the dog as it's about to get larger.
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TrickleJest

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2018, 03:12:01 pm »
Piss all over the dog to establish dogminance.
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TankKit

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2018, 03:49:06 pm »
Keep to the wall of the room on our side, and wait to see if the dog does anything. If it doesn't do anything, carefully kick it in the head, step back, and wait to see what happens. If nothing happens still, repeat this process until something does happen.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2018, 04:01:44 pm »
If it gets back up, hypnotize it into submission.
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anaphaxeton

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2018, 05:47:09 pm »
Quote from: Ragnar the Råsh of Emal on November 24, 2018, 03:11:15 pm
Nope, this is definitely fablehaven, step away from the dog as it's about to get larger.
You, an intellectual, move away from the death trap.

Quote from: TrickleJest on November 24, 2018, 03:12:01 pm
Piss all over the dog to establish dogminance.
You do that to the dog. It begins to twitch.

Quote from: TankKit on November 24, 2018, 03:49:06 pm
Keep to the wall of the room on our side, and wait to see if the dog does anything. If it doesn't do anything, carefully kick it in the head, step back, and wait to see what happens. If nothing happens still, repeat this process until something does happen.
You kick the dog in the head, and run back. Something is happening--

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on November 24, 2018, 04:01:44 pm
If it gets back up, hypnotize it into submission.
You attempt to hypnotise the dog. Something that you can't see is happening, so you don't see any visible effects, but something tells you that the dog isn't happy.

ROUND ONE, Turn Two.
The dog expands. It seems like it's muttering something.

Rabid Dog: 9/10 HP.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2018, 05:53:47 pm by anaphaxeton »
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"Permission to fight has been given to those who are being fought, because they were wronged. And indeed, Allah is competent to give them victory." -- The Quran, Sahih International 22:39.

“And when that day comes, I know you will move to the sound of the guns and do your duty, and you will fight, and you will win.” -- Mike Pence, to West Point graduates.

Ragnar the Råsh of Emal

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2018, 05:59:52 pm »
"I called it, I called it! I knew it was Fablehaven! I knew it!"

Take a rest to prepare myself for when it grows snake heads and starts shooting acid that could melt your leg off.
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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2018, 06:33:37 pm »
I'm just a cute little parasite, living inside a dog's heart. Taking a nap, how relaxing!
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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2018, 06:37:13 pm »
kick the dog's head.
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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2018, 07:51:39 pm »
Muzzle the dog to stop it from speaking.
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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2018, 03:46:20 am »
Strangle the dog.
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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2018, 06:16:04 am »
Turn the dog upside down to make it God. God doesn't exist in this nightmarish half-realm, so the dog has no choice but to erase itself.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2018, 11:08:41 am by TrickleJest »
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TankKit

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Re: Gauntlet!
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2018, 06:42:45 am »
Kick it until it stops moving. Then kick it until it's mush.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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