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[BigUglyWorm]

Give elves beards.

They have beards.

Give elves the ability to steal dwarves' beards.

[Atarlost]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

[Azerty]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

[Naturegirl1999]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

Alchohol spirits? What would happen for a ghost to be bound to alcohol?

[MachoNacho]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

Alchohol spirits? What would happen for a ghost to be bound to alcohol?

Dying from forcefully administered beer (AKA what you get in a tavern).

[Urist McUristUrist]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

This is the terrible suggestions thread.

[nezclaw]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

This is the terrible suggestions thread.

this seems to be a recurring theme of late

[Nordlicht]

Booze should have to ferment.  You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage.  (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).

Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.

This is the terrible suggestions thread.

this seems to be a recurring theme of late

Christmas is coming and people try to remember how to survive family gatherings?

[Naturegirl1999]

Each night, dwarves turn into goblins and goblins turn to dwarves. They switch back in the daytime

[MachoNacho]

Each night, dwarves turn into goblins and goblins turn to dwarves. They switch back in the daytime

50% of elves turn into trees at night.

[Naturegirl1999]

Each night, dwarves turn into goblins and goblins turn to dwarves. They switch back in the daytime

50% of elves turn into trees at night.

Likewise 50% of trees turn into elves

[King Zultan]

Likewise 50% of trees turn into elves

That's the worst idea yet, I don't think the game could handle that many elves, it'd probably crash it's self to save it's self from the elves.

[delphonso]

Tree Planting:

Dead elves can be buried to grow into trees. As usual, it'll take 3 years for a tree to grow out of an elf. Unfortunately, everything wooden made from it is also made from the elf. Enjoy your birch Isali Leafysweets wooden bed - sleeping in it is the same as seeing a dead body.

[Azerty]

Dwarves could give birth to elves; others could change into elves themselves.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Elf corpses are now the exception to the "stressed from seeing a dead body" rule. Dwarfs will in fact get a positive thought from seeing a dead elf body.