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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542767 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4275 on: February 28, 2022, 03:10:01 am »

Replace dwarves with toads and rename the game Toady Fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4276 on: February 28, 2022, 06:25:04 pm »

Due to the success of replacing dwarves with toads, every species is replaced with toads.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4277 on: February 28, 2022, 07:49:13 pm »

Likewise, all thrones/chairs are replaced by, you guessed it... toadstools.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4278 on: February 28, 2022, 08:11:37 pm »

To combat the proliferation of toads, all toads are replaced with toads.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4279 on: March 01, 2022, 02:39:40 am »

All stone in game has been replaced with blocks of toads and the entire world has been made in the shape of a toad.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4280 on: March 02, 2022, 03:43:46 pm »

The section(s) of this thread which used to describe worlds made of 100% dwarves now describe the same scenarios with 100% toad.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2022, 03:43:08 pm by Mobbstar »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4281 on: March 02, 2022, 10:35:06 pm »

The forum becomes toad12toads, then the internet becomes the toadernet
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4282 on: March 02, 2022, 10:42:45 pm »

Everything explodes into toads, including the players.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4283 on: March 02, 2022, 11:02:58 pm »

Toads explode into swarms of smaller toads.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4284 on: March 03, 2022, 02:15:07 am »

EVERYTHING IS TOADS!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4285 on: March 03, 2022, 04:41:28 am »

Each toad's eyes contain a universe, with the left eye's universe a mirror image of the right eye's universe. Since everything is toads, there exists an infinite number of mirrored universes in an infinite number of toads' eyes. Each mirrored universe therefore contains an infinite number of mirrored universes, and so on, ad infinitum. All who think on this past the surface of the concept will promptly go insane. So the result is nothing but insane toads everywhere!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4286 on: March 03, 2022, 12:41:11 pm »

In other words: it's toads all the way down.
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« Reply #4287 on: March 04, 2022, 05:02:02 pm »

Each toad's eyes contain a universe, with the left eye's universe a mirror image of the right eye's universe. Since everything is toads, there exists an infinite number of mirrored universes in an infinite number of toads' eyes. Each mirrored universe therefore contains an infinite number of mirrored universes, and so on, ad infinitum. All who think on this past the surface of the concept will promptly go insane turn into a toad.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4288 on: March 05, 2022, 02:22:35 am »

Planets just randomly crash into Earth and just end the game. You can't turn it off either. Don't even try to go into Advanced World Generation and turn it off. Just deal with it. 🪐
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4289 on: March 05, 2022, 02:25:23 am »

The default state of all dwarves is insane.
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