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[rico6822]

Brothels.

[rico6822]

Elfs should have [GOOD] because they already can start in good biomes.

[King Zultan]

Have you thought about posting all your suggestions in one post rather than the twenty something individual ones you just did?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Change the forum software to only allow one word per post.

[Mr Crabman]

Only allow each post to display 1x1 pixel images, so any larger picture must be built out of hundreds or thousands of posts.

[delphonso]

Have you thought about posting all your suggestions in one post rather than the twenty something individual ones you just did?

Brothels.

Honestly this one wouldn't have made me chuckle if it weren't an entirely separate post.

(But yeah, it's considered bad form to post so many posts in a row, rico - recommend avoiding that behavior in the future)

[Mobbstar]

Dwarves can assume the identity of another person and then post on forum threads as that person.

The largest world possible has the size close to the moon.

Gravity should get adjusted to match world size, and creatures utilise the new jump heights when escaping pits or chasing fliers.

[nik the dwarf]

Liquid, dust, and other such things shall affect grip, traction, and friction. Example, soapy water on the stairs make it slippery. Tar in the entry hall can slow invaders and other units. This has been suggested before. However...

Liquid, dust, and other such things can be designated for application on tiles, items, and units. Poisoned weapons, paralyzing syndrome dust in the nobles' beds, release greased pigs into the tavern, etc. This too has already been suggested. However...

Liquid, dust, and other such things shall be assignable as components of a uniform. Elite wrestling squad uniform: rock nut oil. That is all.

[Fikilili]

As any dwarf dies, the God of Death will personally come to collect their wandering souls. Mind you, the bastard isn't exactly a cheery dinner companion, and can only be seen by cats and magic-users. MIND YOU, HE USUALLY SPEAKS LIKE THIS.

[rico6822]

As any dwarf dies, the God of Death will personally come to collect their wandering souls. Mind you, the bastard isn't exactly a cheery dinner companion, and can only be seen by cats and magic-users. MIND YOU, HE USUALLY SPEAKS LIKE THIS.

The god of death is a kobold.

[Magmacube_tr]

As any dwarf dies, the God of Death will personally come to collect their wandering souls. Mind you, the bastard isn't exactly a cheery dinner companion, and can only be seen by cats and magic-users. MIND YOU, HE USUALLY SPEAKS LIKE THIS.

The god of death is a kobold.

So, he will be like:

''HUOOJJHEJIFJJIEJIEFJISFIBHBBAVBBDHH-''

[PlumpHelmetMan]

So am I the only one who got the reference?

[nezclaw]

So am I the only one who got the reference?

nah, i got it too

A new position is implemented, called the Occupational Safety And Health Administrator. They have the authority to cancel unsafe projects and insist on dwarves using proper PPE.

Fortunately it is fairly easy to remove them via an "unfortunate accident"

Unfortunately, if they die in any way that isn't old age, half your fortress will attempt to take up the mantle with new variations on the job title, even adopting personas and role playing with the theme. If you try to get rid of one two more will spring into existence. Your other dwarves will encourage this behavior.

[based on actual events i have witnessed in real time]

[rico6822]

Upcoming stalker night creatures will be basically invincible, coming back at random in defeat. All of them can decide to attack the player at once, which in case of a killer of thousands of people means powerful lag.

[King Zultan]

Toady should implement a hard core mode, and in it all invaders and hostile cavern creatures should be invincible and have the strength of gods.