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[Mobbstar]

Anything that stretches any amount should get deleted.

Anything that retches should get deleted.

[Egan_BW]

The whole game should not exist, thus ruining any attempt to implement every suggestion in this thread.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The release of DF version 1.0 will immediately erase the rest of the universe from existence.

[Starver]

The rest of the universe in existence is DF 1.0, but we are still only confined to the Beta...

[Magmacube_tr]

Feature: You die from alcohol poisoning.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves will have a chance to change a 1 to a 0 or a 0 to a 1 at any area of the game, whether or not they change the code somewhere is determined by the amount of artifacts in the world. A hidden number is chosen, each number representing an item. If said number is an artifact’s number, the block will disappear and a number somewhere in the code will be changed. If the number of the random number chooser isn’t an artifact’s number, the block is mined as Normal. Thus, with more artifacts, the higher the chance code editing will occur

[Eric Blank]

All dwarves immediately fall in love with each other upon first meeting and marry.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves can become infatuated with and attempt to reproduce with their strange mood artifacts.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Mooding dwarves can produce “marital aids”.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves that get strange moods can decide they need to fornicate with the first thing they see, such as animals, other dwarves, items, or even bits of the fort itself, after this fornication the dwarf in question becomes pregnant regardless to gender and gives birth to an artifact randomly generated creature that could be made from any material and can take any form.

[Magmacube_tr]

All creatures, including vermin, can breed and produce offspring with eachother, resulting in horrifying hybrids which can also reproduce with anything else. This eventually causes the entire population of the world to become a genetic mess of some hundredfold halflings with bios that make the most outlandish FB's die from shame.

[LordBaal]

Boy, I really Cronenberged the world up, didn't I?

We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Add "Cronenberg" as a new procgen creature category.

And no, they're not just necromancer experiments either. Experiments are reminded to count their blessings when they look upon these things.

[Eric Blank]

Forgotten beasts are ancient necromancer experiments with complete backstories including invented historical figures

[Starver]

...but, despite this, they have no actual names other than "<Necromancer>'s Monster". Which confuses everybody all the time.