Thank you all for your patience, I will be trying to get this thing back on some sort of scheduled.Its now raining again.Its November 1, 7:30 P.m.Egan_BW didn't post for the third time so random action.
Yoink didn't post for the third time so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Sorry to hear about your family member, Zultan. I hope things work out.
Make a sequel to the milk PSA.
(4) After spending a long time you finish the sequel to the minimalism and milk story, you call this one minimalism and milk 2 and this one starts in a medieval town which has all of its milk stolen which causes all kinds of crazy things to happen like a priest and a severed arm going to kill a
goat regular dude, the holy pail going to find the holy milk, and even a giant mug threatening the planet again.
Take your time. Hopefully they will get better.
use magic to get fish in the lake.
Spider army start making servant costumesa for themselves
(Magicking fish into the lake = 5) It takes a minute but you find some fish in a nearby river and magically move them into the lake around your fortress.
(Spiders making servant costumes = 6-1 For powers) I takes several minutes of work waving silk into servant costumes but they finish and equip them, now they all look rather dapper.
Start expanding the UK, and start working on infastructure. Also, train the werewolves to be Lawnmower assassins.
(Expanding the UK = 4) After a bit of work they add several houses to the UK.
(Working on the infrastructure = 5) After a bit of work they finish building roads all around the kingdom.
(Training the werewolves to be lawnmower assassins = 6) After a long training session the werewolves are now fully capable of killing lawnmowers in stealth only lawnmowers though, not sure what good the ability of stealthy killing lawnmowers is but now you have it.
Start Canada/USA tour. We can make some money for our label overlords that way.
(4) After some messing around, scheduling, and phone calls you start your Canada/USA tour right after you get a new tire for the bus.
Focus on giving myself Perfect 5s next turn.(Meditation for an action with powers/Clairvoyance Check.)
Dino Actions.
(Getting perfect 5s next turn = 4) After some meditation you guarantee that every action you and you friends do will succeed next turn. All rolls will be 5 next turn.
(Mining = 2+2 For structural support and tools) The mine produces even more stone and copper.
(Making glass = 3+1 For tools) After a bit of work they produce more glass.
(Making planks = 5) After some work they make even more planks.
(Making bricks = 3+1 For tools) It takes some work but they make even more bricks.
Keep running my kingdom, also try to recruit more survivors.
(Running the kingdom = 4) You keep running your kingdom and everyone seems to like you.
(Recruiting more people = 4) After some negotiations you get even more people to join your kingdom.
Go see whats happening in Canada after the fire.
(4) It takes a minute to get there but you don't see anything really that interesting going on in Canada at this moment.
Go search the moon for any potential hidden alien basses.
(Getting to the moon = 2) You only get part way to the moon, it looks like there's still a long way to go to get there.
KEEP THE PARTY GOING.
(2+2 From other people and alcohol) You keep the party going and it looks like most people are enjoying the party.
Search for some crime for me and my lizard friend to fight.
(Fighting crime = 3) You spend some time looking for crime but all you find is a rat stealing stuff from a store so you scare the rat off and save the food.
(Lizard thing helping = 2) The lizard spends several minutes looking for crime to stop, but it can't find any.
Keep looting the city there has to be good stuff somewhere.
(You looting = 3+1 For no one stopping the looting) You loot several stores and find a bunch of money and valuable stuff.
(Your crew looting = 3+1 For no one stopping the looting) They also loot some stores and steal a bunch of money and some valuable stuff.
Mine some more, then everyone should learn to swim, then make some glass and bricks, and make some cigars.
(Mining = 4) The mine produces even more stone.
(Learning how to swim = 5) After several lessons they finally know how to swim.
(Making glass = 4) They make some glass.
(Making bricks = 2+2 For tools and knowledge) They make some bricks.
(Making cigars = 5) After a bit of work they figure out how to make cigars and then they make some.
Some werewolves explore the field, while others explore the mountains.
(Exploring the field = 4) After a bit of exploring they find that the field leads to a wooded area eventually.
(Exploring the mountains = 5) After some time they discover a abandoned mine in the side of the mountain.
NPC stuff:Return to base.
(4) They return to the base.
Do some random stuff.
(Stuff = 3) They only have a little fun at the party.
(Stuff = 6-1 For safety) They have a bunch of fun at the party.
Go back to base.
(Leaving = 5) They also return to base.
(Leaving = 5) They return to base.
Go back to base.
(6) They get back to the base faster then everyone else.
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 132,891
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,366
Americans killed: 67,894
Big city Population: 0
Percent of big city destroyed: 2%
Displaced people: 459,601
Total killed: 170,785
Total killed in the past: 23
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a bunch of cannon balls, a bunch of cutlasses, cell phone, a bunch of money, a bunch of valuable stuff, a bunch of money, some valuable stuff
Location: Big city
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders in servant costumes, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, more bottles, more wood, car that's on fire but the fire doesn't damage the car or the people in it that can also fly and go faster, some blocks of plastic, some wood, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some wood planks, some metal blocks, some wood boards, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks
Location: Medieval fantasy land, forest ruins next to burning car, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4, controls the sun moon and planets and asteroid belt,Clairvoyant, all rolls will be 5 next turn
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and a fish pond on the grounds
Enemy post
Health: FINE
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil, some good PSA ideas that have been produced, minimalism and milk story, minimalism and milk 2 story
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: OKAY, -one hand, injured
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket, super powerful
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge, lots of booze
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, immune to meteors, organic doom negators, hurt feeling, massive, covers the entire Earth
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Space
Outsider
Health: OKAY, hurt places
What you are: Embodiment of Halloween: Masked Rider Jack-O
Inventory: Can transform, in Kamen rider form, lizard thing friend
Location: Big city, in the park
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: stronger morbidly obese Werewolf
Inventory: two strong and fat werewolf friends, Burnt strong and fat werewolf friend, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water, Humvee with some bullet damage, a bunch of werewolf friends, shuttle bus
Location: Medieval fantasy land, field next to a mountain.
CABL
Health: FINE
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan, a guitar, a guy that can play the drums, a guy that can play the bass, bus painted black with band logo, signed by a indie record label, The Giblet Feast well mastered album, on USA/Canada tour
Location: Canada, Toronto
Dustan Hache
Health: OKAY, cuts and hurt
What you are: knight, Lord
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell, a big pile of wood and concrete, a few cans of food, three cans of food, some caned food, a few people, large amount of supplies, more people
Location: Castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled with planted seeds, buried body
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings, Perfect anti bullying PSA
Location: Canada
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard, WIZARD KING, Lord of The Frogs
Inventory: several little wizards, several little werewolves with weapons that are guarding, several little witches, several little skeletons, a living sack of potatoes, some random costumes, three more little servants, regular sized werewolf, regular sized wizard, regular sized skeleton, several little wizards, several little witches, several little skeletons, several little werewolves, little pumpkin man, all kinds of power tools that have been turned into weapons, several giant frogs, several small suits of armour, werewolves can stealthy kill lawnmowers
Location: Medieval fantasy land, scrub land, a barricaded store with a wizard tower slightly expanded, Uncanny Kingdom built around the store, has several houses, has roads all over
Effects:
The suns been blocked as Egan_BW covers the Earth.
The town is completely destroyed and is now hole in the middle and a castle.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
Big city:
Gates of Hell Haunted House the fifty four story tall monster is dead.
A park.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair.
Hospital.
Other:
The state police are dead.
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Canada:
Huge chunk of Ontario is burnt.
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Medieval fantasy land:
There's a field next to a mountain the field leads to a wooded area and the mountain has an abandoned mine in it.
Uncanny Kingdom with a wizard tower in the middle.
Eveyone knows about the fortress of the spider god.
Scrub land with giant frogs.
Forest with lizards.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town now with fish, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Hell Centron Corporation:
A bunch of not that good PSAs.
Everyone's seen the PSA about meteors.
Everyone's seen the anti-bullying PSA.
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
No meteors will kill the dinosaurs.
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses with furniture, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, water storage methods, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, and more copper, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and fish pond on the grounds, warehouse, fences and irrigation channels around the farms, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, all the roads are paved, some statues, more stone, knowledge of science, a beautiful park, a pipeline that brings water from a river to a reservoir near the town, copper pipes, town hall, knowledge of how to make glass, some glass, copper pipes, wooden planks, some stone, some stone, some copper, some glass, some wooden planks, knowledge of how to make bricks, some bricks, some stone, some copper, some bricks, some wooden planks, some glass, more stone, more copper, more glass, more planks, more bricks.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom: breathe air and water, know about science, can make fire, science programs, educations system, can make wheels, a mine, knowledge of different stones, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, Knowledge of how to make clothing, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, know basic magic, know some basic spells, knowledge of what metal is, advanced magic, advanced spells, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statue, delegation and organization, ink, paper, every one has a house, a mine, playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a still, knowledge of how to make alcohol, some alcohol, stone coins, working economy, some more alcohol, a bunch of copper, more alcohol, knowledge of what metal is, some copper, more copper, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, knowledge of what copper can be used for, several water storage containers, more copper, knowledge of how to preserve food with salt and smoke, copper tools, wooden warehouse, how to make and bake clay items, a fence around all the farms, more copper, tobacco farm with fence, knowledge of how to forge stuff, paved roads, more stone, more copper knowledge of how to make cigarettes, a bunch of dinosaurs are addicted to cigarettes, a second casino with staff, cotton farm with wall, some copper, a reservoir, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, knowledge of science, knowledge of how to make glass, knowledge of how to make bricks, some stone, some glass, some bricks, know how to make cigars, some cigars.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, and structural integrity.