The worlds gonna be destroyed by something that isn't a meteor in five turns unless something stops whatever it is.The meteors have been sent to the Eldritch Plain and are no longer a threat.The suns been blocked as Egan_BW covers the Earth.The fire in Canada finally got put out.People are panicking in the big city.Its now raining again.Its November 1, 5:30 P.m.Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.
Using the Power I had accumulated in my meditation, shift the meteors to the alternate dimension.(I:E their future, not our present/past.) Split the timelines.
Dino Actions
(Sending the meteors to another dimension = 1+3 For powers) Using your powers you make the meteor that was going to kill the dinosaurs go to an alternate dimension.
(Mining = 2) The mine doesn't produce anything this time around.
(Make some copper pipes = 2+2 For tools) Some more copper pipes are produced.
(Make some wooden planks = 5) They produce a large quantity of wooden planks.
(Build a town hall = 4) And they use some stone and the wooden planks to build a town hall.
Finish the concert with a song about humanity's darkest hour, after which the humanity gets obliterated along with the planet.
(Finishing the concert = 6) As you finish the concert a bunch of pyrotechnics go off and set a building on fire, but that doesn't matter because its not your building.
(How does the crowd feel about it = 4) There's lots of clapping and cheering in the crowd, it seems like they liked your performance.
(Does humanity get obliterated = 3) Well humanity's gonna get destroyed but your not sure whats gonna do it, and its gonna take a bit to get here.
Oops.
Send out a PSA on working together to prevent forest fires, which will be hastily edited to be about meteors.
(Do you have a PSA about forest fires = 3+1 For all ready having one) You look through the PSAs you already have and find one about preventing forest fires.
(Quality of hastily edited PSA to be about meteors = 5) You have your editors modify the PSA, and when their finished it looks like the PSA was always about meteors.
(Sending out PSA about meteors = 4) You send the PSA everywhere, but the PSA only ends up getting spread around hell as the ones going to the mortal world don't make it in time before thirty minutes are up.
Make all my bodies able to survive a meteor impact.
Have half my bodies leave the city, start eating all the available biomass in some forests or something, self replicate, spread out over the whole earth. Once I have bodies covering the whole surface, have them all grow organic shield generators.
(Make all bodies able to survive meteors = 5) Somehow you make yourself immune to being killed by meteors.
(Eight bodies leaving the city and eating biomass = 6) The bodies move out to a forest and absorb a bunch of trees and stuff including some people that were fleeing the big city.
(Eight bodies leaving the city and eating biomass = 3+1 For being able to do that) These bodies also move to a forest and absorb some trees.
(Eight bodies leaving the city and eating biomass = 1+3 For being able to do that) These bodies move to a forest and absorb some trees.
(Eight bodies leaving the city and eating biomass = 6) These bodies move to a forest and absorb some trees and a bunch of people that were fleeing the big city.
(Spreading over the whole Earth = 6) You try to cover the Earth with just the bodies you absorbed stuff with, but it turns out that you need to use all of your bodies to cover the entire Earth.
(Growing organic shield generators = 5) It doesn't take long for you to grow the organic shield generators.
take a moment to tend to the farming plot and start planting crops with the seeds I found.
(5) You spend some time tending the farm plot then you plant and water the seeds you had.
There is no point into moving to a no magical city so the fortress stays in the lake
Use God Powers to push the meteros one millimeter to the left. Due to the speed and distance of them this should be enough to make them fail to hit the earth for a few millions kilometres.
Spider Army Keeps cleaning the lake.
(Moving the meteors = 4) Using your god powers you shove the meteors away from the Earth, thus saving everyone.
(Spiders cleaning the lake = 6-1 For god powers) They gather even more plastic, metal, and glass blocks.
Have the wizards cast a spell on a quarter of the city, and fly it into the forest. After that, establish Magical Realm 2: Electric Boogaloo. The Skeletons should start building a wizard tower on top of the store, with more moral support of Potato and Pumpkin.
(Wizards casting spell to move a quarter of the city = 1+1 For magic) They try to teleport part of the city to a forest but nothing happens.
(Magicking up a new magical realm = 4-1 For Egan_BW's anti-magic thing) Then they try to make the place a magical realm again but Egan's anti-magic thing prevents it.
(Skeletons building a wizard tower on top of the store = 6-1 For moral support) It takes a bit but they finally finish the wizard tower.
(Potato sack and pumpkin moral support = 4) They give moral support to the guys building the tower.
"Well, it's no Doom Mug..."
Send the meteor to the Eldritch Plain.
(4) Even though the meteors moved away from the Earth you decide to send them to the Eldritch Plain just in case.
JUMP INTO SPACE AND PUNCH THE METEORS TO DUST.
(Jumping to space = 4) You run and leap into the sky all the way to space.
(Punching the meteors to dust = 1+1 For super strength) Just as your about to punch the meteors they move then they disappear.
(Getting back to Earth = 5) After seeing that you had no need to continue to be in space you fling your self back to Earth and eventually land in a lake near your base.
Me and the lizard thing will keep helping people out of the city.
(You helping = 4) You help even more people out.
(Lizard thing helping = 2) It doesn't really do anything this time.
Have the crew mine some more iron ore, then turn it into ammo for the cannons.
(Mining = 5) They mine even more iron ore.
(Forging ammo for cannons = 4) They make a bunch of cannon balls.
Keep mining and make a farm for the tobacco and plant it, then build a fence around it.
(Mining = 5) They mine out more stone and copper.
(Make a farm and plant the tobacco = 2+2 For tools and farm knowledge) After a bit of work they finish the farm and plant the tobacco.
(Build a fence around the tobacco = 3+1 For tools) After even more work they build a wall around the tobacco farm.
Go bite some people and turn them into werewolves.
(6) You run around biting a bunch of people and turn some of them into werewolf friends and some you bite to hard and they die.
NPC stuff:Quit trying to secure the area and help people evacuate.
(Evacuating = 4) They help a bunch of people out.
(Evacuating = 4) They also help a bunch of people out.
(Evacuating = 1) They cause some people to panic and a bunch of people get trampled.
Do some random stuff.
(Stuff = 3) They just sit around.
(Stuff = 6-1 For safety) They play some cards.
Runaway!
(Running = 1) They get trampled by other people.
(Running = 3) Only a few get out.
(Running = 6) They panic and trample some people.
(Running = 6) They also panic and trample some people.
Help evacuate people.
(Evacuating = 6) They cause some panic and people get trampled.
(Evacuating = 3) Only a few people get helped.
(Evacuating = 3) They only help a few people.
Aid in the evacuation.
(5) They help a bunch of people.
Canada stuff:Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 1+2 For containment) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 2+1 For containment) They also put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 1+2 For containment) They also put of some fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out the rest of the fire.
Does the fire get worse?
(6-5 For containment) The fire dies out.
Do people die in the fire?
(1) No one dies.
Percent of fire contained: 83%
How bad is the fire:
What fire?Percent of Ontario on fire: 0%
Stats:Turns until impending doom: 5Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 132,891
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 59,577
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 354,728
Big city dead: 51,430
Percent of big city destroyed: 2%
Total killed: 162,468
Total killed in the past: 23
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, some iron ore, some iron ore, a bunch of cannon balls
Location: Big city
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, more bottles, more wood, car that's on fire but the fire doesn't damage the car or the people in it that can also fly and go faster, some blocks of plastic, some wood, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks
Location: Big city next to burning car, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and a fish pond on the grounds
Enemy post
Health: FINE
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil, some good PSA ideas that have been produced
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket, super powerful
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, immune to meteors, organic shield generators, hurt feeling, massive, covers the entire Earth
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Big city
Outsider
Health: OKAY, hurt places
What you are: Embodiment of Halloween: Masked Rider Jack-O
Inventory: Can transform, in Kamen rider form, lizard thing friend
Location: Big city, in the park
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water, Humvee with some bullet damage, a bunch of werewolf friends
Location: Outside the big city
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches,burn side
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan, a guitar, a guy that can play the drums, a guy that can play the bass
Location: Big city, on top of a two story building that has an audience surrounding it
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell, a big pile of wood and concrete, a few cans of food, three cans of food, some caned food
Location: Castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled with planted seeds, buried body
Smoke Mirrors
Health: OKAY, Lots of cuts
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings, Perfect anti bullying PSA
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, Enemy post's office
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard, WIZARD KING
Inventory: several little wizards, several little werewolves, several little witches, several little skeletons, a living sack of potatoes, some random costumes, three more little servants, regular sized werewolf, regular sized wizard, regular sized skeleton, several little wizards, several little witches, several little skeletons, several little werewolves, little pumpkin man
Location: Big city, a barricaded store with a wizard tower
Effects:
The suns been blocked as Egan_BW covers the Earth.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle and a castle.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
Gates of Hell Haunted House the fifty four story tall monster is dead.
A park.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
A two story building has a audience around it that has regular people and skeletons in it.
Creatures:
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Hell Centron Corporation:
Everyone's seen the PSA about meteors.
Everyone's seen the anti-bullying PSA.
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
No meteors will kill the dinosaurs.
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses with furniture, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, water storage methods, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, and more copper, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and fish pond on the grounds, warehouse, fences and irrigation channels around the farms, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, all the roads are paved, some statues, more stone, knowledge of science, a beautiful park, a pipeline that brings water from a river to a reservoir near the town, copper pipes, town hall.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom: can't swim, breathe air and water, know about science, can make fire, science programs, educations system, can make wheels, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, ink, paper, every one has a house, a mine, playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a still, knowledge of how to make alcohol, some alcohol, stone coins, working economy, some more alcohol, a bunch of copper, more alcohol, knowledge of what metal is, some copper, more copper, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, knowledge of what copper can be used for, several water storage containers, more copper, knowledge of how to preserve food with salt and smoke, copper tools, wooden warehouse, how to make and bake clay items, a fence around all the farms, more copper, tobacco farm with fence.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, and structural integrity, knowledge of how to forge stuff, paved roads.
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