Gain the ability to create any weapon with Mana.
8: You decide to harness the ability to create any weapon you want with Mana, and end up causing your team to gain various items at the end of every turn. Upon the end of each turn, each player can choose one of 3 items to add to their inventory, with the list of 3 being different from player to player.
Find sword. Finding a sheath is appreciated, but not completely vital.
7: You find an iron sword, and a sheath.
STAB MURPHY AND STEAL THE HARD COPY OF HIS LAW
5: You stab Murphy, but fail to realize Murphy's Law is the law of "What can go wrong, will go wrong".
Be a fairy
9: You become a fairy. You can now fly, I guess.
throw sand at the boss face.
8: You throw sand at the boss's face. It is now blinded for one turn.
Be the boss’s boss. Also, be on the same team as the boss.
2: Coincidentally, rule 2 is "No intentionally doing stuff to hurt your team's chances of survival". I think you know why the action failed.
Summon Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphins!
10: You summon Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphins, two of them in fact.
PROTIP: Any NPCs summoned by you can be ordered by you to do specific actions, but they'll still act autonomously should they not receive any orders from the player that summoned them.
Inspect the boss from a safe distance for weaknesses.
4: You inspect the boss's weaknesses, and it has none, and it also has no major strengths.
Throw bricks at the boss.
5: You throw three bricks at the boss, but only one hits, the other ones awkwardly fall to the ground. 10 damage dealt.
>Cause a shotgun to materialize in my hands, then shoot one of the players with it.
7: The boss gets a shotgun, and shoots TricMagic, (4) only for the shot to go wide.
BONUS ITEMS (Pick ONE of the three options next to your name):
Tricmagic: USP + 48 Pistol rounds | Kitchen Knife | Bag of 10 Stones
Ragnar: Wooden Buckler | Kevlar Vest | 3 Molotovs
Yoink: Golf Club | Sawn-Off Shotgun + 24 Shotgun rounds | Bucket helmet
Failbird105: Mac-10 + 108 SMG rounds | R870 + 24 Shotgun rounds | Leather Armor
ziizo: Multi-bored pistol + 48 Pistol rounds | Axe | Hunting Rifle + 32 Rifle rounds
Trinculoisdead: G3A3 + 96 Assault rifle rounds | Mallet | MP7 + 108 SMG rounds
King Zultan: Kitchen Knife | Smoke Grenade | Crossbow + 16 Bolts
PLAYER TEAM:
TricMagic: 100/100
Ragnar the Rash of Emal: 100/100
Yoink: 100/100
Failbird105: 100/100
ziizo: 100/100
CABL: 100/100
Trinculoisdead: 100/100
King Zultan: 100/100
Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin A (CABL): 100/100
Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin B (CABL): 100/100
BOSS TEAM:
The Boss: 1490/1500
TricMagic:
*crickets*
Ragnar the Rash of Emal:
Iron Sword w/ sheath
Yoink:
Knife
Failbird105:
Fairy Wings
ziizo:
Some sand
King Zultan:
A bag of 7 bricks
The Boss:
R870 (7/8)
24 shotgun rounds
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