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[magmaholic]

Using the portal gun, or the near-completely ineffective teleporter? And what do you mean "in a circle?"

Uhh,the portal gun,and"in a circle" meaning several long distance teleports in a half-circle off the road,to both evade detection and get back on the road.They will see a car dissapearing,yes,but not where it went lel.

[Dustan Hache]

doublepost.

[King Zultan]

somehow you ended up with a mobile wooden fortress/cabin/RV. It only moves at about five miles per hour, but still...

"Well at least it still can move."

Buy some gas masks and filters then alter the masks to fit the deer, and keep teaching the deer about chemistry, also turn on the TV and see whats going on in the news.

[Rockeater]

Design rocket manufacturing facility, not including the fuel

[TricMagic]

Have 1 of the queens come up here with 10 ants, and reprogram them with a new material, as well as now protocols.
(Solar Panels makeup, Alchemy-machine make-up makeup, worker program for laying the parts the Alchemy machine makes.)

Make the Portal to the moon, and send them through. They can make the base solar panels, given time, and build their own nest on the moon.

Afterward, finish the purifier, adding a way for the none-usable elements to leave the machine for later use in other projects..

[sprinkled chariot]

Call upon Astral horrors to consume infidel defiler, ( he still has nice horror mark rune on his head from two turns earlier)

Try to finish madman( not myself)' with lightening bolt

Assist dark pharaoh in Resisting foolish attempt at dominating him

[The_Two_Eternities]

Professor Oak will try to finish assistant 2 training.
Professor Elm will make so mankey can evolve into primeape

(teaching) [1d6+skill bonus = 2+1 = 3]
(learning) [1d6 = 4]
Professor Oak teaches and the assistant learns. He’ll need a name, won’t he?

(primeape) [1d6+skill bonus = 6-1 = 5] Professor Elm does so.

As soon as everything’s ready, let’s port the crate over to Nix’s lab, and then go over there ourselves; I want to see this happen.

You teleport the crate to the laboratory of Amadeus Nix.

You and Raburn drive over there and knock on the door, but your only response is faint sounds of machinery and a text from Bastet.

Code: [Select]

Arcanologists staging coups worldwide, can’t send a physical representative to meet you, preparing to exfiltrate Adderson.


"FHAK"
Do several long distance teleports in a circle to get around the roadblock. With the car. Then keep on driving.

(multitasking) [1d6 = 2] You have to take your hands off the wheel to use the portal gun, but you manage to do all but the last teleport successfully thanks to the fact that off the road, there are no obstacles.

(car accident) [1d6 -1 = 2-1 = 1] The final portal opens and you drive through, but right after it closes your car is rammed off the road by a desperately decelerating truck.

(injuries) [1d6 = 6] The car flips on its side and lands upside-down, but the many airbags of your car expand outward and prevent you from being injured… or doing anything else, like moving.

”Bow down before your betters warlock, lest you meet your end.”
Siphon power and knowledge from the pharoh to heal myself, then send him through the portal the mummies came from, and order him to seal it back off. after having successfully removed the pharaoh from our dimension, break the warlocks mind into pieces and leave them in a coma if they refuse to submit.

You are fully healed! All detrimental effects have been removed! You have gained an incredibly versatile repertoire of spells!

The pharaoh expands the portal and heads through it.
(1d6 +2(eldritch) +2(power) -1(wounded) = 2+2+2-1 = 5) vs (1d6 +2(precognition) +2(shield) +2(anti-eldritch) = 3+2+2+2 = 11)
(1d6 +3(psychic) +2(power)-2(power lessened by anti-eldritch) = 5+3+2-2 = vs (1d6 +2(eldritch) -1(wounded) = 4+2-1 = 5)
The warlock launches a lightning bolt at you, but you dissipate some of it and toss the rest back it him, further injuring him. The mummies should stop him from stopping you from stopping the Dark Pharaoh...

(1d6 +3(psychic) +2(eldritch) = 2+3+2 = 7) vs (1d6 +5(eldritch) -1(fading docility) = 5+5-1 = 9)
The Dark Pharaoh breaks free of your control by himself.
He returns through the portal, and with a flicker of power, the mummies are dispelled and the warlock is restored.

He speaks… but not at you, and not in any Earthly tongue.

{QUESTION(CAPABILITY)+ORDER: ASSISTANCE(FROM)-(DIMINUTIVE(SARCASTIC))SCION(MINE)}

The sand shakes, and from it rises a pyramid-textured mecha, at least thirty feet tall and bearing an emblem of the Egyptian flag. Sitting atop it is a bubble of space that rejects the attempts of any of your senses to observe it.

The sands are still shaking, and the Dark Pharaoh is observing you.

somehow you ended up with a mobile wooden fortress/cabin/RV. It only moves at about five miles per hour, but still...

"Well at least it still can move."

Buy some gas masks and filters then alter the masks to fit the deer, and keep teaching the deer about chemistry, also turn on the TV and see whats going on in the news.

You buy and modify some deer gas masks.

You continue teaching the deer chemistry.

(static) [1d6 = 5] The picture suffers from heavy static, and it’s hard to see what’s going on. The audio also suffers from intermittent errors.
“-Kkzrvrtsss- this emergency notice: Worldwide, various conspiracies are using -rrtrrtrttrrtrrrtrrt- methods to stage coups. Thanks to the -hhhhhhh- of the federal government and the -dreeEEEEN DREEeeen-, the United States has the situation under control, a fact soon to be shared by Europe as -tztztztzzzz- meet at the Athens Conference. No other country not bordering the North Atlantic should be treated as safe due to the likelihood of countercoups. Citizens are advised to- what? Um, er, it seems that -krtrkrtrkrtrkrtrkrtrk- is targeting communications satellites. This emergency notice will-”
And then it cuts out completely.

Design rocket manufacturing facility, not including the fuel

[1d6 +skill bonus(machine) = 6-1 = 5] You design a rocket manufacturing facility. It doesn’t include the fuel or the non-manufacturable non-reusables, but that should be good enough.

Have 1 of the queens come up here with 10 ants, and reprogram them with a new material, as well as now protocols.
(Solar Panels makeup, Alchemy-machine make-up makeup, worker program for laying the parts the Alchemy machine makes.)

Make the Portal to the moon, and send them through. They can make the base solar panels, given time, and build their own nest on the moon.

Afterward, finish the purifier, adding a way for the none-usable elements to leave the machine for later use in other projects..

(fate) [1d6+1 = 2+1 = 3]

You open the portal and send the nanobots through, but it abruptly closes before you can do anything more.

(purifier) [1d6 +skill bonus +skill bonus(machine) = 1+1+1 = 3] You messed up again. Instead of only the non-usable elements being filtered out, the “purifier” acts as nothing more than a pipe.

Call upon Astral horrors to consume infidel defiler, ( he still has nice horror mark rune on his head from two turns earlier)

Try to finish madman( not myself)' with lightening bolt

Assist dark pharaoh in Resisting foolish attempt at dominating him

[1d6 +2(eldritch) +1(fading horror mark) = 1+2+1 = 4] An astral horror begins to descend from space, but it is weak and lacking in eldritch power.

[1d6 +2(eldritch) = 5+2 = 7] You launch a lightning bolt at him…
But he dissipates some of it and redirects the rest at you. You are not killed, but you are on the verge of death and the mummies are approaching...

The Dark Pharaoh expands the portal that the mummies once came from and goes through. He then begins closing it. Surely he will break free…?

Desperately, you attempt to free the Dark Pharaoh’s mind...
(1d6 +2(eldritch) -2(mortally wounded) = 3+2-2 = 3] But are unable to change much.

Even without your help, the Dark Pharaoh breaks free of the paratrooper’s control. You rise, and the mummies fall.

You feel the sands shaking, and observe the new servant of the Dark Pharaoh with interest.

Outsider’s turn was skipped.

Turn 40 end.
Turn 41 begin.

Spoiler: Things of interest (click to show/hide)

Players:

Glass
Name: Erin Quill
Goal: The furthering of arcanology (the science of magic) and the full harnessing of it to do anything you could possibly need it to do
Field of science that you excel in: Arcanology
Your greatest creation/discovery: Leylines, and that the energy they hold can be redirected with silver wires
Status: fine, has psychic powers (telekinesis, telepathy)
Location: Erin Quill’s laboratory (resides on leyline, contains scientist (has skill bonus to arcanology), contains metal crate, contains teleport pentacle to NRDL’s lab)
Inventory: A briefcase-sized silver pentacle with silver capacitor, an inch cubed of titanium, 10-pound spool of bronze wire, 10-pound spool of silver wire, 10-pound spool of gold wire, Dr. Adderson’s research notes as of Turn 18, several^2 rechargeable wands with quality batteries (can detect leylines, create light, cause telekinesis), several rechargeable wands with quality batteries (can knock people out), several^2 rechargeable wands with quality batteries (anti-undead), chemical formula of a hard-to-mass-produce rocket fuel better than theoretically possible, design of pentacle to summon the rocket fuel in container, design of a repair pentacle (works on anything as complex or less complex than a computer)

Rockeater
Name: Bernarnd Bonson
Goal: Make trasporation between one edge of the solar system to another take less then a day with multipal stops in the way
Field of science that you excel in:Rocket science
Your greatest creation/discovery:A way to build anti radiation magnetic field (GM note: "cheaper and lighter rediation shilding using magnets")
Status: fine, has skill bonus to all mental rolls
Location: Bernarnd Bonson’s laboratory (contains several fuel tanks full of the rocket fuel, contains pentacle to summon the rocket fuel in container)
Inventory: Designs for more efficient and sturdy solar panels, chemical formula of a hard-to-mass-produce rocket fuel better than theoretically possible, designs for a passenger area for a rocket (uses magnetism to counteract acceleration on the passengers inside, and does so well enough to allow the rocket fuel to be usable), designs for a rocket engine capable of using the rocket fuel, designs for an austere living module for outer space, Erin Quill’s research notes as of Turn 35, design of pentacle to summon the rocket fuel in container, generalized zoning plan for an asteroid living and manufacturing base, basic program for automatic rocket landing, blueprint for rocket manufacturing facility

NRDL (went into stasis for a few weeks on jan 5)
Name: Amadeus Nix
Goal: To create a benevolent AI God
Field of science that you excel in: Artificial Intelligence
Your greatest creation/discovery: Being able to map out empathic processes in a human brain and replicating it in a simulated brain.
Status: bedridden, does not have access to inventory
Location: a hospital bed (has access to his smartphone)
Inventory: A computer file containing a well-restricted (restrictions: only one set left) neural net AI named Bastet (higher-low-end ASI-level, running on a few hundred thousand dollars worth of highly improved hardware), a neural interface headset that allows communication with computers, several computer files containing various well-programmed narrow AIs, Erin Quill’s research notes as of Turn 35, very high quality narrow AI for extrapolating data to predict the future, efficient and effective lottery-winning AI, quality financial manager AI

ziizo
Name: Samuel Oak
Goal: Make pokemons real
Field of science that you excel in: genetic modification.
Your greatest creation/discovery: a prototype bulbasaur (can't use moves or evolve but is part plant and has the correct appareance.
Status: fine, skill bonus to creating fire dog pokemon
Location: Samuel Oak's laboratory (contains two assistants (both have skill bonus to genetic modification))
Inventory: A treatment to increase physical strength (all Pokemon have it), the prototype bulbasaur (now a Venusaur), a sample of Aggron DNA, a sample of DNA for an organism that goes through the Aron evolutions as it grows up, an Arcanine, a sample of Cubchoo DNA, a sample of Beartic DNA, a Golem, a Raichu (can make electric bursts), formula for a nonlethal poison (takes 4 rounds to knock opponent unconscious, can be absorbed through the skin), an Ekans, an Arbok, a Pidgeot, a Meowstic (psychic), a Raticate, a fire-dog (has bio-emitter flamethrower), a Sandslash, a Sudowoodo, a Wartortle (evolves into Blastoise in 3 turns), a Mankey (evolves into Primeape in 2 turns), designs for an efficient bio-emitter, Dr. Adderson’s research notes as of Turn 29

sprinkled chariot
Name : John West
Goal  : Don’t mess with time. Also discovering Rlyeh.
Field of excellence : Archeology
Greatest discovery :  Decyphering language of elder thing
Status: fine, resistant to eldritch influences, eldritch power (+2 to eldritch rituals/spells/knowledge), he messed with time
Location: outside of the Egyptian pyramid (nearby is dark vizier but not ? ? ?), facing Dr. Adderson.
Inventory: A torch, a pamphlet written in the eldritch language that teaches people how to resist eldritch influences and contains an elder sign (protects from eldritch things)

Dustan Hache
Name:Dr. Adderson
Goal:Unlock the dormant potential of the brain for all to use.
Field of science that you excel in: Psionics.
Your greatest creation/discovery: psi-conditioning, a rigorous process that can (rarely) unlock latent psychic power.
Status: fine, has psychic powers (telekinesis, telepathy and associated powers, precognition/postcognition/scrying, shield (+2 to defense rolls if he knows he is in combat), control animals, cannot be psychically mind-controlled by psychics strictly less than four tiers of power above him), eldritch knowledge/resistance (+2 to eldritch rituals/spells/knowledge/resistance), knows almost everything there is to know about the eldritch
Location: facing John West
Inventory: the steps of a revised psi-conditioning process that works on many more people (about 99.5% of people) and takes less time, Erin Quill’s research notes as of Turn 35, several wands of turn undead, several wands of unconsciousness

TricMagic
Name: Pen(Dr. Anamolate)
Goal: World Domnation
Field of science that you excel in: Nanotech
Your greatest creation/discovery: Sub-Space Communication Systems
Status: fine, skill bonus to all mental rolls, has several hundred thousand dollars in bank account
Location: Dr. Anamolate’s laboratory (ant-scale tunnel network underneath) (contains two arch-shaped portals, 524286 queen antbots (capable of replicating itself every turn, capable of creating 9 worker antbots each turn, they have strong jaws and can secrete a binding agent strong as metal), 4718564 worker antbots, a nanoforge, a nano-scrubber (highly efficient CO2 breakdown, slow replication via seeds), true virtual reality headset, quality nano-builder (producing the VR headset), and a supercomputer (millions of TB of memory, hundreds of TB of RAM, tens of thousands of cores, modular, requires dozens of MW to work at full power, has subspace communication hub program, has firewall, has good killswitch for antbots))
Inventory: A nano-machine that increases people’s intelligence (skill bonus to all mental tasks), designs for a spider-like robot (capable of replicating itself every turn), designs for a dragonfly-like robot (can fly, turn invisible, capable of replicating itself every turn), designs for a queen termitebot (can tunnel, capable of replicating itself or creating 20 worker termitebots each turn), designs for a butterflybot (can fly, turn invisible, can inject a nano-virus that converts matter into 256 butterflybots after 4 turns, capable of laying an eggsack (will grow into 64 butterflybots after 3 turns) each turn), designs for a queen antbot (capable of replicating itself every turn, capable of creating 9 worker antbots each turn, they have strong jaws and can secrete a binding agent strong as metal), designs for a basic nanoalchemy machine, designs for a nanoalchemy kitchen, designs for a pillbug-bot (capable of replicating itself every turn, advanced sensory suite), designs for a nano-scrubber (highly efficient CO2 breakdown, slow replication via seeds) (patented) (city can use design for 5 years)

King Zultan
Name: Dr. Bob
Goal: Kill everyone with poison gas.
Field of science that you excel in: Chemistry
Your greatest creation/discovery: Chlorine gas
Status: fine
Location: in a remote wood with his RV/wooden fortress/cabin (near several talking deer allies (have gas masks))
Inventory: low-grade chemical kit, 1980s-era gas mask, spare filters for gas mask, several quality smoke bombs, several smoke bombs, an M9 and lots of ammunition for it, formula for a chemical that makes animals able to talk, lots of the chemical, several*2 quality tear-gas grenades, fairly large amount of gunpowder, formula for a chemical that makes animals slightly more willing to learn

magmaholic
Name: Lero Yenkovich
Goal: Dissapointed in the non-existence of magic,he will make his own almost-magic. It will get him all the blackjack and hookers he craves,he thinks.LITTLE DOES HE KNOW
Field of science that you excel in: quantum mechanics
Your greatest creation/discovery: CATALYST BEAM!!!1! That is,an alien spacegun looking thing with a crystal tuning fork coated with a polarizing film in the middle instead of an antenna. It crystallizes the targets using magnetic fields,piezoelectricity,lasers,and the dense spiral grooves on the tuning fork which remain unpolarized,functioning like the double slit experiment thing on roids.
Status: fine, immobilized in car by airbags
Location: Lero Yenkovich’s car (contains near-completely ineffective teleporter, portal gun) (near state line)
Inventory: Catalyst beam

Outsider
Name: Excellen Young
Goal: to create the ultimate life form.
Field of science that you excel in: evolutionary biology
Your greatest creation/discovery: a simple beetle that can rapidly mutate and evolve to new forms, in order to surpass current limits.
Status: fine
Location: Excellen Young's laboratory
Inventory: the aforementioned beetle (hamster-sized)

Other things:
There is a pyramid in Egypt that holds eldritch things
There are lots of people with psychic powers, such as agents of various agencies like the FBI, CIA, and NSA, blue collar government and non-government workers, military and ex-military, and homeless people with psychic powers
All police forces in the state are equipped with psychics
The city police are widely perceived as incompetent
Forty-three clones of Master Monster are imprisoned (one has mind of a hobo)
Most people cannot be mind-controlled by psychics
128 dragonfly-like robots (can fly and turn invisible, capable of replicating themselves every turn) (shut down) are on a high roof in the starting city
32 queen termitebots (can tunnel, capable of replicating itself or creating 20 worker termitebots each turn) (shut down) are in a city dump
A butterflybot (can fly, turn invisible, can inject a nano-virus that converts matter into 256 butterflybots after 4 turns, capable of laying an eggsack (will grow into 64 butterflybots after 3 turns) each turn) (shut down), a butterflybot eggsack (will grow into 64 butterflybots after 3 turns) (shut down), a butterflybot eggsack (will grow into 64 butterflybots after 2 turns) (shut down), and a butterflybot eggsack (will grow into 64 butterflybots after 1 turn) (shut down) are on a different high roof in the starting city
Magic is becoming widely known
Moon contains 1 queen antbot and 10 worker antbots

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[Glass]

Try to figure out what the actual fuck is going on. With scrying pentacles, psionics and the like if necessary.

[Dustan Hache]

”As interesting as that statement is, this does not bode well. I hope I can do this fast enough.”

wipe off this horror mark and pass it back to the warlock who put it on me. begin trying to process the flood of stolen knowledge in hopes of devising a banishment ritual before he decides to crush me with his sudden usage of mecha. If I do, start casting and pray that it works on them. If not... well, don’t think too hard about what will likely happen and RUN!

[ziizo]

Professor Oak will work into creating the metallic magic organs things needed to create magic animals.
Professor Elm will try to create a caterpie.
Assistant 2 now professor Birch will try to find a biological way to block physic powers

[magmaholic]

"DOUBLE FHAK"
Get free by shooting the portal gun,get my everything,and hurry away off the road into wilderness. Again,using rapid teleports.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Professor Oak will work into creating the metallic magic organs things needed to create magic animals.
Professor Elm will make so the mankey can evolve into primeape
Assistant 2 now professor Elm will try to find a biological way to block physic powers

...are you stuck in a time loop or something? You already have a Professor Elm, and Professor Elm already enabled Mankey to evolve into Primeape.

[ziizo]

Professor Oak will work into creating the metallic magic organs things needed to create magic animals.
Professor Elm will make so the mankey can evolve into primeape
Assistant 2 now professor Elm will try to find a biological way to block physic powers

...are you stuck in a time loop or something? You already have a Professor Elm, and Professor Elm already enabled Mankey to evolve into Primeape.

Thanks, I just got confused and wrote the wrong names, I have already edited my action.

[Rockeater]

look for an astronaut who knows how to fly spaceships for hire, contact NASA to see if they are still interested

[King Zultan]

"Well none of that bodes well, guess its time to prepare for the coming apocalypse."
Keep teaching the deer about chemistry, use the gunpowder to make pipe bombs, then build a wall with a gate around the RV/fortress.