Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

>Convince government to make memes illegal.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Make the scraps into armor. No fancy technology, just plate mail.

[FallacyofUrist]

Right. Splice some lab rats with the gene to see if it works. Testing is an important part of the scientific process after all!

[King Zultan]

Gather some followers.

[sprinkled chariot]

Aim at the queen and fire, while ordering clones to open fire upon terrorists disguised as palace guard.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

>Convince government to make memes illegal.

[2] You are just a lowly citizen and laws take time to change.

Make the scraps into armor. No fancy technology, just plate mail.

[5] You got some very good armor. -1 to enemy rolls; +1 to next roll

Right. Splice some lab rats with the gene to see if it works. Testing is an important part of the scientific process after all!

[2+1] When you splice the gene into some rats they start to starve. They can digest metal, what else is missing.

Gather some followers.

[2] Nobody wants to follow a criminal.

Aim at the queen and fire, while ordering clones to open fire upon terrorists disguised as palace guard.

[5] Everything goes to plan, palace guards start dropping like flies, and in the mist of all the shooting the queen got shot in the head. The queen is dead, objective complete choose a new one or retire. +1 to next roll

Name: Chadicus Supremus
Goal: Make dank memes, betas and 4chan illegal.
Health: Fine
Inventory: NOTHING
location: government building

Name: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Goal: Rule the Tri-State Area
Health: prosthetic left arm; otherwise fine
Inventory: very good armor(-1 to enemy rolls)
location: Your junkyard

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: fine
Inventory: grey goo, books on bioscience and gene modding(+1 to all bioscience rolls)
location: gene modification lab

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Goal: World domination
Health: fine
Inventory: NOTHING, but a warrant
location: far from the hospital

Name: Clone 347
objective : killing queen of Britain ?
Health: fine
Inventory: standard military side arm and rifle
location: right outside Buckingham palace
followers: 16

[FallacyofUrist]

They can melt down the metal in their stomachs but they can't really get nutrients out of it. That's the tricky part. While we can't really turn metal into nutrients directly, we could probably attempt to create a process using metal that enhances the nutritional value of other foods eaten!

[MonkeyMarkMario]

They can melt down the metal in their stomachs but they can't really get nutrients out of it. That's the tricky part. While we can't really turn metal into nutrients directly, we could probably attempt to create a process using metal that enhances the nutritional value of other foods eaten!

[6+1] Your theory you find out was wrong. Turns out that they cannot eat metal, so they try to eat you. The rats have bitten you.

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: rat bite
Inventory: grey goo, books on bioscience and gene modding(+1 to all bioscience rolls)
location: gene modification lab

[The_Two_Eternities]

Go find another junkyard.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go find another junkyard.

[5+1] You find a junkyard that has everything, including other scrapers. -1 to next roll

Name: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Goal: Rule the Tri-State Area
Health: prosthetic left arm; otherwise fine
Inventory: very good armor(-1 to enemy rolls)
location: Community junkyard

[The_Two_Eternities]

Attempt to build a forcefield bubble generator into my armor.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Attempt to build a forcefield bubble generator into my armor.

[2] Your armor is too small to support a forcefield bubble generator.

Name: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Goal: Rule the Tri-State Area
Health: prosthetic left arm; otherwise fine
Inventory: very good armor(-1 to enemy rolls)
location: Community junkyard

[The_Two_Eternities]

Build myself a laser rifle.

[FallacyofUrist]

Well hopefully I was wearing the standard biohazard protection suit. Right. Well that's a failure. Get rid of the rats and improve the acid genes. Maybe throw in some teeth upgrades to enable grinding down the metal.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Build myself a laser rifle.

[5] Your laser rifle is THE laser rifle. +1 to next roll; +1 against enemy

Well hopefully I was wearing the standard biohazard protection suit. Right. Well that's a failure. Get rid of the rats and improve the acid genes. Maybe throw in some teeth upgrades to enable grinding down the metal.

[6+1-1] The rats are exterminated, the acid gene is improved, and metal grinding teeth are made. Unfortunately the rat bite has gotten infected.(a bio suit what is that ) -1 to next roll

Name: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Goal: Rule the Tri-State Area
Health: prosthetic left arm; otherwise fine
Inventory: very good armor(-1 to enemy rolls), laser rifle(+1 against enemy)
location: Community junkyard

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: rat bite(infected)
Inventory: grey goo, books on bioscience and gene modding(+1 to all bioscience rolls)
location: gene modification lab